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Orgazmo · 11-28-2008, 10:36 PM

Have you ever masturbated to completion while operating a motor vehicle?

I'll begin things with a resounding yes. One time. It wasn't all it was cracked up to be.

You?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-28-2008, 11:50 PM

name a general place, and i've probably done it there.

Orgazmo · 11-29-2008, 12:12 AM

On my couch.

Ugly Bastard · 11-29-2008, 04:01 AM

Driving from Goshen to Warsaw at 2:00 a.m. after a day of skydiving. I don't know why or how... but I just got the urge so I did it while I was driving on 15.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-29-2008, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Orgazmo

On my couch.

I said a general place. And no.

DDTempest · 11-29-2008, 12:28 PM

I have certainly masturbated while driving and turned off on a side road to complete, but never actually climaxed while the vehicle was moving.

Heaven Can Wait · 11-29-2008, 03:06 PM

You guys all drive automatics, right?

Orgazmo · 11-29-2008, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Heaven Can Wait

You guys all drive automatics, right?

No, but I was on an interstate, so it was a moot point.

Ugly Bastard · 11-30-2008, 01:34 PM

One time when I was jerking off on the highway, I crashed Orgazmo's Acura. (10)

Orgazmo · 11-30-2008, 02:02 PM

Good thing I don't still hate you for that (8)

Ironic Mustache · 12-01-2008, 11:36 AM

I thought I was the only one for years.

hfam95 · 12-01-2008, 05:24 PM

have never been able to pull it off. thank you i'm here all week.

but seriously, it's not from lack of trying.

Pliedes · 12-03-2008, 12:29 AM

While I have never done this personally, I was once hit by the driver of a mid-90's Plymouth Laser who admitted to masturbating at the wheel....totaled his car...I heard he later bought some lame Hyundai....also wrecked from compulsive masturbation.

Kids these days....

StabMaster Arson · 12-03-2008, 12:35 AM

if you have totaled more than one car due to masturbation, you may have a problem.

Ugly Bastard · 12-03-2008, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Pliedes

While I have never done this personally, I was once hit by the driver of a mid-90's Plymouth Laser who admitted to masturbating at the wheel....totaled his car...I heard he later bought some lame Hyundai....also wrecked from compulsive masturbation.

Kids these days....

I see what you did there... big LOL.

BigDongedHoe · 12-04-2008, 05:40 PM

Never have masturbated but have had sex while driving during the day. It was a back country road so not many cars to worry about but still pretty risky. We only saw one car to which my female friend jumped back into the passenger side seat and ducked. I dare you guys to try it, it's a lot harder than you would think to drive and do that at the same time.

Orgazmo · 12-04-2008, 08:55 PM

Umm...it sounds damn near impossible. If it's harder than that, then it's impossible.

Ironic Mustache · 12-05-2008, 11:14 AM

Supposedly a friend of mine has had his woman straddle him while he's driving, but there's not empirical evidence that I know of.

f3lix · 12-09-2008, 07:53 PM

I fingered a girl while I was driving. That was... stupid... since the road was very curvy and it was dark as Gaz's ass hole.

ninjaface · 12-09-2008, 08:08 PM

The hole you were fingering was as dark as Gaz's ass hole?
If so, are you comparing it against how dark Gaz's ass hole is while you're fingering it?

Has anyone ever masturbated at work? I have at past jobs. I'm sure I will eventually do so at my current one.

Ugly Bastard · 12-09-2008, 08:18 PM

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DDTempest · 12-09-2008, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninjaface

The hole you were fingering was as dark as Gaz's ass hole?
If so, are you comparing it against how dark Gaz's ass hole is while you're fingering it?

Has anyone ever masturbated at work? I have at past jobs. I'm sure I will eventually do so at my current one.

When I was a freshman in highschool I bussed tables and did room service at the Ramada Inn in Elkhart. I would masturbate probably two or three times per shift mostly out of boredom. Would you like some more water?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-09-2008, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by f3lix

it was dark as Gaz's ass hole.

he has bleached it recently

Ugly Bastard · 12-09-2008, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DDTempest

When I was a freshman in highschool I bussed tables and did room service at the Ramada Inn in Elkhart. I would masturbate probably two or three times per shift mostly out of boredom. Would you like some more water?

Can we get like a (0) or a (10)... or maybe even a (5) here?

BigDongedHoe · 12-10-2008, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ironic Mustache

Supposedly a friend of mine has had his woman straddle him while he's driving, but there's not empirical evidence that I know of.

This is exactly what I did but actually had sex.

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11-28-2008, 10:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Have you ever... Have you ever masturbated to completion while operating a motor vehicle? I'll begin things with a resounding yes. One time. It wasn't all it was cracked up to be. You?

11-28-2008, 11:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	name a general place, and i've probably done it there.
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11-29-2008, 03:06 PM	#7 (permalink)
Heaven Can Wait English. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: England Posts: 868 Internets: 179	You guys all drive automatics, right?
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12-01-2008, 11:36 AM	#11 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I thought I was the only one for years.
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11-29-2008, 12:12 AM	#3 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	On my couch.

11-29-2008, 04:01 AM	#4 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Driving from Goshen to Warsaw at 2:00 a.m. after a day of skydiving. I don't know why or how... but I just got the urge so I did it while I was driving on 15.

11-29-2008, 12:28 PM	#6 (permalink)
DDTempest Ahoy Fuckbag Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: In a pineapple under the sea Posts: 3,540 Internets: 187030	I have certainly masturbated while driving and turned off on a side road to complete, but never actually climaxed while the vehicle was moving.

11-30-2008, 01:34 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	One time when I was jerking off on the highway, I crashed Orgazmo's Acura. (10)

11-30-2008, 02:02 PM	#10 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Good thing I don't still hate you for that (8)

12-01-2008, 05:24 PM	#12 (permalink)
hfam95 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: VA Posts: 207 Internets: 1129	have never been able to pull it off. thank you i'm here all week. but seriously, it's not from lack of trying.

12-03-2008, 12:29 AM	#13 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	While I have never done this personally, I was once hit by the driver of a mid-90's Plymouth Laser who admitted to masturbating at the wheel....totaled his car...I heard he later bought some lame Hyundai....also wrecked from compulsive masturbation. Kids these days....

12-03-2008, 12:35 AM	#14 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	if you have totaled more than one car due to masturbation, you may have a problem.
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12-04-2008, 05:40 PM	#16 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Never have masturbated but have had sex while driving during the day. It was a back country road so not many cars to worry about but still pretty risky. We only saw one car to which my female friend jumped back into the passenger side seat and ducked. I dare you guys to try it, it's a lot harder than you would think to drive and do that at the same time.
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12-04-2008, 08:55 PM	#17 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Umm...it sounds damn near impossible. If it's harder than that, then it's impossible.

12-05-2008, 11:14 AM	#18 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Supposedly a friend of mine has had his woman straddle him while he's driving, but there's not empirical evidence that I know of.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-09-2008, 07:53 PM	#19 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	I fingered a girl while I was driving. That was... stupid... since the road was very curvy and it was dark as Gaz's ass hole.

12-09-2008, 08:08 PM	#20 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	The hole you were fingering was as dark as Gaz's ass hole? If so, are you comparing it against how dark Gaz's ass hole is while you're fingering it? Has anyone ever masturbated at work? I have at past jobs. I'm sure I will eventually do so at my current one.
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12-09-2008, 08:18 PM	#21 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Request that this thread be moved to the Elite Forum to enable wider discussion.