Cocksuckers, the lot of you.

[Mr. Blonde]

It amazes me how much of a circlejerk it is whenever Mistoffelees posts something, as his posts are few and far between in the first place, and whenever he does post, it is almost always something that doesn't make any sense ("I don't understand this. It must be comedic genius! And if anybody says otherwise i'll just claim they're too dumb to understand!") or just plain bashing me for no reason.

THIS IS A SLIGHTLY VERY ROBUST "FUCK YOU".

I'm not going to apologize for being one of the only highly active members on this board, and despite what that cat-molester claims, I'm not a worthless poster.

Claim all the "Oh Blonde is leaving the board like a little baby again!" All you want, but the fact of the matter is that outside of the FF league, threads about >$1 purchases and the occasional anomaly, a lot of the activity on here is a direct result of shit that I post.

It's not even that I'm a great poster or better than anybody -- it's that I really like this board and have been hoping that putting a continuing, real effort into posting things I find interesting would inspire others to do the same. For the most part, that doesn't seem to be the case. Seriously, when is the last time Mistoffelees posted something with actual real tangible content -- the cornpoop thread? Yet, rather than punish him with negrep for contributing virtually nothing of value, you guys suck his e-dick every time he posts something mysterious, obscure or (especially) dissing me.

This isn't about rep. This isn't about my place on the board. It's about the principle of character, of which most of you are apparently not able to judge (or worse, remain apathetic). Some of the best fucking members (in my opinion) in the board (Pleides, Tempest, Repug -- not to mention the many original Nubblites) don't post that much anymore (or at all), and I can only surmise it's because you guys would rather play troll games like children rather than grow the fuck up.

The remainder of this board barely posts anything of interest anymore, and i'm done spending my time being your fucking e-clown while you can simply lurk and criticize. You motherfuckers don't deserve me. Cue: "SHITHEAP", "TL;DR", and generally cliche comments about "Awww, emo Blondie is getting upset!" Real original.

[DJ FC]

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

It amazes me how much of a circlejerk it is whenever Mistoffelees posts something, as his posts are few and far between in the first place, and whenever he does post, it is almost always something that doesn't make any sense ("I don't understand this. It must be comedic genius! And if anybody says otherwise i'll just claim they're too dumb to understand!") or just plain bashing me for no reason.

THIS IS A SLIGHTLY VERY ROBUST "FUCK YOU".

I'm not going to apologize for being one of the only highly active members on this board, and despite what that cat-molester claims, I'm not a worthless poster.

Claim all the "Oh Blonde is leaving the board like a little baby again!" All you want, but the fact of the matter is that outside of the FF league, threads about >$1 purchases and the occasional anomaly, a lot of the activity on here is a direct result of shit that I post.

It's not even that I'm a great poster or better than anybody -- it's that I really like this board and have been hoping that putting a continuing, real effort into posting things I find interesting would inspire others to do the same. For the most part, that doesn't seem to be the case. Seriously, when is the last time Mistoffelees posted something with actual real tangible content -- the cornpoop thread? Yet, rather than punish him with negrep for contributing virtually nothing of value, you guys suck his e-dick every time he posts something mysterious, obscure or (especially) dissing me.

This isn't about rep. This isn't about my place on the board. It's about the principle of character, of which most of you are apparently not able to judge (or worse, remain apathetic). Some of the best fucking members (in my opinion) in the board (Pleides, Tempest, Repug -- not to mention the many original Nubblites) don't post that much anymore (or at all), and I can only surmise it's because you guys would rather play troll games like children rather than grow the fuck up.

The remainder of this board barely posts anything of interest anymore, and i'm done spending my time being your fucking e-clown while you can simply lurk and criticize. You motherfuckers don't deserve me. Cue: "SHITHEAP", "TL;DR", and generally cliche comments about "Awww, emo Blondie is getting upset!" Real original.

Quoted for historical accuracy.

[thekremlin]

Dude I just named a drink after you. You know the only other person that I've named a drink after? No one.

[vaga1220 *]

Mrs. Blonde is more like it! Amirite?

But seriously, you should lighten right the fuck up. You take your self way to serious.

[DDTempest]

Originally Posted by vaga1220

You take your self way too serious.

fixed that for you! PWNED!

[Fruitacious B]

Blonde, I for one enjoy most of what you post. There are a lot of moments that I don't have a whole awful lot to say about them though, so I play the "if you can't say anything relevant, don't say anything at all" card. Sorry for trolling. I'll try harder.

[thekremlin]

Interesting article
Onion Farmers, Hollywood Futures and the Law - NYTimes.com

Background, quoted from someone on some food forum where people complain about the prices for vegetables. (I need better references)

"Just fyi on onion prices. Interesting history. There is no futures market on onions to keep prices somewhat stable.

The onion derivatives ban, however, would continue one of the most unlikely elements of US legislation - a 1958 crackdown on onion futures engineered by a future Republican president, Gerald Ford, while he was a Michigan congressman.

"The markets have remained futures-free since that time," said Wayne Mininger, executive vice-president at the National Onion Association.

Onions are highly perishable. Unlike corn or crude oil, they are not easily stored when markets are weak. Farmers delivering railway wagons full of onions against the futures contract at the Chicago Mercantile Exchange occasionally saw prices collapse, and in their frustration persuaded Congress to outlaw futures linked to the eye-watering vegetable. The lack of derivatives has not halted onion production, as the US grew 7.5bn pounds worth USD 844m last year, according to the agriculture department. The ban is supported by the onion association.

But as US commodity regulators ponder stiffer rules on speculation in oil and other futures markets, advocates of a hands-off approach point to onions as a cautionary tale, arguing the lack of exchange trading contributes to excessive volatility. Wholesale onion prices fell a quarter last year after more than doubling in 2008."

[Ugly Bastard]

Sooo... Mistofelees pushed a button that didn't sit well with you and the rest of us are being punished for it?

[Repugnant Abomination]

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Sooo... Mistofelees pushed a button that didn't sit well with you and the rest of us are being punished for it?

See:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

rather than punish him with negrep for contributing virtually nothing of value, you guys suck his e-dick every time he posts something mysterious, obscure or (especially) dissing me.

[DJ FC]

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Sooo... Mistofelees pushed a button that didn't sit well with you and the rest of us are being punished for it?

Punished?

Blessed.

Blonde I really appreciate the music you post

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

tl;dr

[angry pancake]

Originally Posted by Mr. Mistoffelees

tl;dr

Awesome, just fucking awesome.

[Dent]

I found a friend for you

suicide_note
Man Who Killed Himself On Harvard's Campus Left 1,904-Page Note

[BigDongedHoe]

Blonde is just suffering from the lingering affects of doing too long of a post-steroid estrogen cycle in college. He'll be fine in a few days!




amirite?

[Beebs]

Originally Posted by thekremlin

Dude I just named a drink after you. You know the only other person that I've named a drink after? No one.

The Mr. Blonde: A giant glass of whine?