Youtube vids with their top comment. - Nubblies.net Forums

Mr. Blonde · 10-25-2010, 08:05 AM

I don't know about you guys, but the upvoting/downvoting system on Youtube has made my life a fuller one. Instead of having to see dumbass 12 year olds post their idiot opinion at the top of the page, the best comments get shoved right to the top and are often hilarious (except when they're something like "21 people didn't ________________" in regard to the dislikes, that's kinda lame).

This thread is for those videos that may not be "Kick Ass", but are way more hilarious when put in the context of the top comment. I propose standard format is spoiler text so someone can watch the video first, then see the comment after; I will start off.

YouTube

Sairin13: "He didn't even know the camera was still running, This is just how Travolta is."

DDTempest · 10-25-2010, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xACbVe7o9Rs&NR=1

Sairin13: "He didn't even know the camera was still running, This is just how Travolta is."

Ok, can you explain to me how this quote is at all funny? Its delivery is absolutely terrible.

Mr. Blonde · 10-25-2010, 08:35 AM

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-25-2010, 06:46 PM

I thought the elevator thread was bad.

vaga1220 * · 10-25-2010, 09:30 PM

ninjaface · 10-25-2010, 09:33 PM

That tiny little rhythmic man has only enough awesome to save one thread.

vaga1220 * · 10-25-2010, 09:40 PM

Sorry Blonde, I tried.

Mr. Blonde · 10-25-2010, 10:57 PM

I knew this thread would be met with criticism. It's worth will be proven.

Ironic Mustache · 10-26-2010, 12:16 AM

I'm going to withhold judgement for now.

Orgazmo · 10-26-2010, 12:41 AM

This video has some fantastic comments. Unfortunately, YouTube's "top comment" shit seems to have been disabled or something. I dug through and found a few gems, though.

YouTube

"Im not a witch". Thats exactly what a witch would say!

She didn't deny being a werewolf.

She's not me, because I'm a chronic masturbator.

DDTempest · 10-26-2010, 08:20 AM

Even those are just kinda "meh" you really gotta put some stank on a zinger if you want it to cross home plate.

Mr. Blonde · 10-26-2010, 08:50 AM

DDtempest, this isn't prime time Comedy Central here buddy. It's exactly what it's stated; comments that make videos funnier than they actually are. STFU or GTFO.

DDTempest · 10-26-2010, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

DDtempest, this isn't prime time Comedy Central here buddy. It's exactly what it's stated; comments that make videos funnier than they actually are. STFU or GTFO.

Except, the comments thus far have not done that yet. Post an example that is remotely added to by lame attempts at humor and I'll laugh ... thus far nothing.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-26-2010, 07:00 PM

I wish this thread would just go away.

Ugly Bastard · 10-26-2010, 07:07 PM

Yea me too.

Repugnant Abomination · 10-26-2010, 07:09 PM

You guys are being haters. This thread has potential.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-26-2010, 07:16 PM

A thread about youtube comments? People who comment on youtube videos are the some of the most stupid people on earth.

Repugnant Abomination · 10-26-2010, 07:21 PM

Nick McGurk would approve.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-26-2010, 07:39 PM

Must have hit a chord with Blonde. He wrote an essay on my internets wall that you can tell was typed with a face full of tears.

He'd rather put his disagreements on there where no one can respond, rather than take his argument on the boards where his silly emotions and illogical notions will be mocked.

ninjaface · 10-26-2010, 07:45 PM

I'm sure it is an isolated incident. Most likely it has never happened before and will never happen again.

Mr. Blonde · 10-26-2010, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Mistoffelees

Must have hit a chord with Blonde. He wrote an essay on my internets wall that you can tell was typed with a face full of tears.

He'd rather put his disagreements on there where no one can respond, rather than take his argument on the boards where his silly emotions and illogical notions will be mocked.

Mistoffolees made a blanket statement for all Youtube commenters. That was stupid of him.

Feel free to mock my emotions and lack of logic.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-26-2010, 08:39 PM

A blanket statement that uses the word "some" in it?

Regardless if it's a blanket statement it sure as hell hasn't been debunked in this thread yet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

This video has some fantastic comments. Unfortunately, YouTube's "top comment" shit seems to have been disabled or something. I dug through and found a few gems, though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxJyPsmEask

"Im not a witch". Thats exactly what a witch would say!

She didn't deny being a werewolf.

She's not me, because I'm a chronic masturbator.

If you're curious what the top comments were here is a screen shot. Not sure why you cant see them but they're comedy gold! (10)

Ironic Mustache · 10-26-2010, 08:42 PM

Only slightly better than this thread. Stupid Repug...

Mr. Blonde · 10-26-2010, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Mistoffelees

A thread about youtube comments? People who comment on youtube videos are the some of the most stupid people on earth.

You didn't say "some people who comment". You said "People [as in all] who comment are some of the most stupid people on earth".

Here you said that all stupid people may not necessarily post on Youtube, but all people who do are a part of the most stupid people on Earth.

ninjaface · 10-26-2010, 09:21 PM

10-25-2010, 08:35 AM	#3 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	No.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

10-25-2010, 06:46 PM	#4 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	I thought the elevator thread was bad.
	#YOLO

10-25-2010, 09:30 PM	#5 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

10-25-2010, 09:40 PM	#7 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	Sorry Blonde, I tried.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

10-25-2010, 10:57 PM	#8 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I knew this thread would be met with criticism. It's worth will be proven.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

10-25-2010, 09:33 PM	#6 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	That tiny little rhythmic man has only enough awesome to save one thread.

10-26-2010, 12:16 AM	#9 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I'm going to withhold judgement for now.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

10-26-2010, 08:50 AM	#12 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	DDtempest, this isn't prime time Comedy Central here buddy. It's exactly what it's stated; comments that make videos funnier than they actually are. STFU or GTFO.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

10-26-2010, 07:00 PM	#14 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	I wish this thread would just go away.
	#YOLO

10-26-2010, 07:07 PM	#15 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Yea me too.

10-26-2010, 07:09 PM	#16 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	You guys are being haters. This thread has potential.

10-26-2010, 07:16 PM	#17 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	A thread about youtube comments? People who comment on youtube videos are the some of the most stupid people on earth.
	#YOLO

10-26-2010, 07:21 PM	#18 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Nick McGurk would approve.

10-26-2010, 07:39 PM	#19 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	Must have hit a chord with Blonde. He wrote an essay on my internets wall that you can tell was typed with a face full of tears. He'd rather put his disagreements on there where no one can respond, rather than take his argument on the boards where his silly emotions and illogical notions will be mocked.
	#YOLO

10-26-2010, 07:45 PM	#20 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	I'm sure it is an isolated incident. Most likely it has never happened before and will never happen again.

10-26-2010, 08:42 PM	#23 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Only slightly better than this thread. Stupid Repug...
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

10-26-2010, 09:21 PM	#25 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144

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