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THEINCREDIBLEdork · 05-08-2011, 02:28 AM

Who is ready?

People we can rule out:
Kremlin

DJ FC · 05-08-2011, 05:47 AM

What is going on May 21st?

thekremlin · 05-08-2011, 06:03 AM

I am ready for may 21st

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 05-08-2011, 06:03 AM

Kremlin
DJ FC

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 05-08-2011, 06:07 AM

They've crunched the numbers. The rapture is two weeks away.

NPR Media Player

angry pancake · 05-08-2011, 10:54 AM

Not ready. There's a 16 year old Spanish tard I still need to sodomize. I'll try to get to it next week.

f3lix · 05-08-2011, 11:20 AM

I wonder if this is some warning that some crazy christians are going to try and bomb muslims. What is the gag behind all this? Are they going to demand prayer to save the world and then when it doesn't end, they can say their prayers saved the world?

Saint DH · 05-08-2011, 11:38 AM

One of my favorite bands is playing at Broad Ripple on this day.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 05-08-2011, 11:58 AM

They are 100% sure the Rapture is on May 21rst. They haven't given themselves even one loophole.

Orgazmo · 05-08-2011, 12:38 PM

Didn't they do this in the 90's too? And then claim that they miscalculated the date due to faulty math or something? The recalculations led to May 21rst, 2011.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 05-21-2011, 01:20 AM

YouTube - ‪Mom Tries to Kill Kids, Self, Before 'Tribulation' Comes‬&rlm;

Mr. Blonde · 05-21-2011, 01:40 AM

Make sure to point out to any Christians speaking against this that they still believe the exact same thing will happen, just haven't put a date on it, therefore they are not allowed to join in on the ridiculing.

DDTempest · 05-21-2011, 07:56 AM

I had to explain what "the rapture" was to two "devout" Christians at work last night ... apparently black churches skip revelations.

thekremlin · 05-21-2011, 09:30 AM

Gotta assume, that I'm still here, means I am "left behind", or "damned".

Roll call: who else is damned?

Cocktooth · 05-21-2011, 09:42 AM

I'm still here chilling. I'm going to miss BDH though. He is a good person. Keep watch over me BDH.

thekremlin · 05-21-2011, 10:44 AM

A funny rapture prank is to set your roommates bed on fire. they will be so mad at first but then they will laugh mostly.

Orgazmo · 05-21-2011, 12:45 PM

I haven't been taken yet

I will post every hour to confirm that I haven't been taken. If I don't post, it means I was taken.

Every please do the same.

thekremlin · 05-21-2011, 01:02 PM

About half an hour ago, I had this really strange feeling. I thought to myself "Is this it? Has the rapture begun, am I being saved?" The strange feeling persisted, like a pressure in the bottom of my stomach. I began to silently say goodbye to the sinners who would be left behind. Then I realized that the strange feeling was just that I had to poop.

Fruitacious B · 05-21-2011, 01:18 PM

angry pancake · 05-21-2011, 02:51 PM

Still here. This putting a damper on my looting plans.

Ugly Bastard · 05-21-2011, 03:05 PM

It's kind of amazing how successful this 89 year old dude has been at trolling the entire world.

Orgazmo · 05-21-2011, 03:17 PM

I am also still here.

Saint DH · 05-21-2011, 03:20 PM

I, too, am still here.

There was an article about this guy in the USA Today last week. He sounds legitimately crazy. He predicted the end once before in the mid 90s. He relates his mistake to Einstein not perfecting relativity on his first calculations or an inventor who does not get the machine working properly on its first prototype. In addition, he claims the mathematical calculations used to derive judgement day are so complex that, "they would probably crash Google's computers."

Orgazmo · 05-21-2011, 04:01 PM

A VOLCANO HAS ERUPTED IN ICELAND

Horfði á bólsturinn koma upp - mbl.is

thekremlin · 05-21-2011, 04:37 PM

Reruns.

05-08-2011, 02:28 AM	#1 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	May 21rst Who is ready? People we can rule out: Kremlin
	#YOLO

05-08-2011, 05:47 AM	#2 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	What is going on May 21st?
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

05-08-2011, 06:03 AM	#4 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	Kremlin DJ FC
	#YOLO

05-08-2011, 06:07 AM	#5 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	They've crunched the numbers. The rapture is two weeks away. NPR Media Player
	#YOLO

05-08-2011, 11:58 AM	#9 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	They are 100% sure the Rapture is on May 21rst. They haven't given themselves even one loophole.
	#YOLO

05-08-2011, 06:03 AM	#3 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	I am ready for may 21st

05-08-2011, 10:54 AM	#6 (permalink)
angry pancake Jelqing for Jesus Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Charlotte's spare bedroom Posts: 3,079 Internets: 194538	Not ready. There's a 16 year old Spanish tard I still need to sodomize. I'll try to get to it next week.

05-08-2011, 11:20 AM	#7 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	I wonder if this is some warning that some crazy christians are going to try and bomb muslims. What is the gag behind all this? Are they going to demand prayer to save the world and then when it doesn't end, they can say their prayers saved the world?

05-08-2011, 11:38 AM	#8 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,150 Internets: 284753	One of my favorite bands is playing at Broad Ripple on this day.

05-08-2011, 12:38 PM	#10 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Didn't they do this in the 90's too? And then claim that they miscalculated the date due to faulty math or something? The recalculations led to May 21rst, 2011.

05-21-2011, 01:40 AM	#12 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Make sure to point out to any Christians speaking against this that they still believe the exact same thing will happen, just haven't put a date on it, therefore they are not allowed to join in on the ridiculing.

05-21-2011, 09:30 AM	#14 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	Gotta assume, that I'm still here, means I am "left behind", or "damned". Roll call: who else is damned?

05-21-2011, 09:42 AM	#15 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	I'm still here chilling. I'm going to miss BDH though. He is a good person. Keep watch over me BDH.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

05-21-2011, 10:44 AM	#16 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	A funny rapture prank is to set your roommates bed on fire. they will be so mad at first but then they will laugh mostly.

05-21-2011, 12:45 PM	#17 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	I haven't been taken yet I will post every hour to confirm that I haven't been taken. If I don't post, it means I was taken. Every please do the same.

05-21-2011, 01:18 PM	#19 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

05-21-2011, 01:02 PM	#18 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	About half an hour ago, I had this really strange feeling. I thought to myself "Is this it? Has the rapture begun, am I being saved?" The strange feeling persisted, like a pressure in the bottom of my stomach. I began to silently say goodbye to the sinners who would be left behind. Then I realized that the strange feeling was just that I had to poop.

05-21-2011, 02:51 PM	#20 (permalink)
angry pancake Jelqing for Jesus Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Charlotte's spare bedroom Posts: 3,079 Internets: 194538	Still here. This putting a damper on my looting plans.

05-21-2011, 03:05 PM	#21 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	It's kind of amazing how successful this 89 year old dude has been at trolling the entire world.

05-21-2011, 03:17 PM	#22 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	I am also still here.

05-21-2011, 03:20 PM	#23 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,150 Internets: 284753	I, too, am still here. There was an article about this guy in the USA Today last week. He sounds legitimately crazy. He predicted the end once before in the mid 90s. He relates his mistake to Einstein not perfecting relativity on his first calculations or an inventor who does not get the machine working properly on its first prototype. In addition, he claims the mathematical calculations used to derive judgement day are so complex that, "they would probably crash Google's computers."

05-21-2011, 04:01 PM	#24 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	A VOLCANO HAS ERUPTED IN ICELAND Horfði á bólsturinn koma upp - mbl.is

05-21-2011, 04:37 PM	#25 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	Reruns.