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chee2013 · 01-14-2015, 10:37 PM

It has been more than ten years on since the People's war took place at jiu-jitsu.net. We have grew apart and MMA has since became a mainstream sport. I am retiring from trolling forever today and am moving on.

After jiu-jitsu.net, I went on to dominate online checkers for over ten years. Now, approaching thirty years old, I've decided it's time to take life more seriously and focus on different things.

I came to entertain you all one last time, maybe troll a few girls one last time. The Blomo GP has came back after six years. Who will win this tournament?

A-1: Annoying Mexican girl Maria. She has been pacified and now works as a women adviser for the Chee Social Science Department, Mexican division.

A-2: This girl is into me. Went and got her number but I am not ready yet to pursue a more than friends relationship. Better move faster though.

A-3: Tenzin Palkyi in her old age. Not sure why I was even involved in the war for her liberation. She's considered a total loss. The liability far out weights her value as a friend. Not worth turning her into an adviser or something like that. Don't even really know her, it was retarded messing with her lol. We respect the fact that might be married now and don't want to disrespect her or her man but having been in every previous tournaments, she has to compete. The Chee Social Science Department has learned a lot from her case.

A-4: Pretty cool girl, gave me a free drink. Let's see where we can go with her.

A-5: Ex-coworker. I call upon her sometimes for advice on women.

A-6: She was pretty annoying the last time I checked. Don't know her or care to.

B-1: Hmong stripper. Wants to sit on my lap. She is more like a sister. Don't see much value in her as social proof, lets see if she has hot friends.

B-2: She introduced me to facebook and Korean dramas. Kinda loss touch with her though.

B-3: Some girl on my cousin's friend list, I probably haven't met her.

B-4: My U of M classmate and a friend's ex.

B-5: Jun Ji Hyun

B-6. Don't know her and don't remember if we talked before.

Past Tournaments:

Repugnant Abomination · 01-14-2015, 11:36 PM

Chee!

This is so amazing I'm actually going to refrain from reading your entire post and just let the fact that it's 2015 and you're still posting this stuff simmer. I will return soon.

chee2013 · 01-14-2015, 11:45 PM

Thanks thanks, are you officer Funglool? I have matured a lot since those days.

Orgazmo · 01-15-2015, 12:59 AM

Who won the past tournaments?

Why are you so down on Tenzin these days?

Why not obviously go with A-4?

I love you.

chee2013 · 01-15-2015, 02:10 AM

I don't remember the results lol.

The girls to go for are definitely A2 and A4, much stronger with A2 but I might have fcked up when she suggested going out twice and I didn't make any moves.

Tenzin, let's let her rest in peace with other ex-high school champions like Kimberly.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-16-2015, 10:28 AM

Saint DH · 01-16-2015, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

b5

My first choice as well. You have great taste in Asian women.

Repugnant Abomination · 01-16-2015, 05:30 PM

Officer Funglool is retired. It is I, Captain Adol!

chee2013 · 01-16-2015, 06:29 PM

o. Put your vote in.

So far Jenny is winning, then actress Jun Ji Hyun then my girl. Poor Karla falling behind. Out of prime Tenzin hasn't got a vote yet.

Mr. Blonde · 01-16-2015, 07:05 PM

I've never understood any of this fucking shit. I've been dismissing it as gibberish for years.

chee2013 · 01-16-2015, 07:26 PM

just fcking vote

Mr. Blonde · 01-17-2015, 05:57 AM

Oh ok. As the foremost expert on Asian Sexual Studies on Nubblies, B3 is clearly the superior Asian woman.

f3lix · 01-17-2015, 11:56 AM

chee2013 · 01-17-2015, 04:12 PM

results so far:

Jenny - 15
Jun Ji Hyun - 13
my girl - 6
Karla - 5
Thi - 2
Kim - 2
Aly - 1
Tenzin - 1 (not sure if serious though, guy seemed sarcastic)

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-17-2015, 04:36 PM

How are we supposed to know which cells the names represent you cocksucker??? which broad is b5, who is clearly the hottest?

Repugnant Abomination · 01-17-2015, 04:56 PM

I'm going to vote for A3. She is a woman. The rest are girls.

Mr. Blonde · 01-17-2015, 10:23 PM

gross.

chee2013 · 01-17-2015, 10:41 PM

THEINCREDIBLEdork u piece of sh1t, forgot who u are.

Jenny (B3) - 16
Jun Ji Hyun (B5) - 13
My girl (A2) - 7
Karla (A1) - 5
Tenzin (A3) - 3 (I think some of them voted her for historical value or just to be funny, kinda unfair to her though facing all these girls in their primes)

Orgazmo · 01-18-2015, 01:44 PM

I think Tenzin looks pretty good, historical significance be damned.

Repugnant Abomination · 01-18-2015, 03:59 PM

Yeah but the historical significance really puts her over the top!

chee2013 · 01-18-2015, 04:43 PM

I have come a long way since the old days when I was using a bag of weed as ice breaker. I was putting women on a pedestal and caring to help liberate them. If possible, I will let Funglool and GDthetrain see the changes.

Instead of collecting information on women and caring, the Chee Intelligence Agency was disbanded and now we just observe human behavior and classify information. The Chee Social Science Department was born.

What kind of techniques are we using now? No more searching in databases for numbers or bag of weed ice breakers. Now I just make women feel insecure by being aloof then getting the number from her directly.

I'm planning to take girl A2 (who's already kinda crazy for me) out to eat and have girl A4 (who was sad she couldn't be our waitress other day) be my waitress wing girl. She'll be like damn, this guy knows the hot waitress! She'll think "I got competition". Bag of weed? Fck outta here lol.

A4:

Dent · 01-19-2015, 01:28 PM

1 vote for Mulan please (b3)

SittinOnDubsWGW · 01-20-2015, 09:35 PM

B3, and it's not particularly close.

Mr. Blonde · 01-21-2015, 10:51 AM

Mr. Blonde · 01-21-2015, 10:56 AM

Chee bruh u gotta get ur cousin to give us the low down on Jenny

01-14-2015, 10:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
chee2013 Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 26 Internets: 6040	I want to come say good bye to my jiu-jitsu.net friends and supporters It has been more than ten years on since the People's war took place at jiu-jitsu.net. We have grew apart and MMA has since became a mainstream sport. I am retiring from trolling forever today and am moving on. After jiu-jitsu.net, I went on to dominate online checkers for over ten years. Now, approaching thirty years old, I've decided it's time to take life more seriously and focus on different things. I came to entertain you all one last time, maybe troll a few girls one last time. The Blomo GP has came back after six years. Who will win this tournament? A-1: Annoying Mexican girl Maria. She has been pacified and now works as a women adviser for the Chee Social Science Department, Mexican division. A-2: This girl is into me. Went and got her number but I am not ready yet to pursue a more than friends relationship. Better move faster though. A-3: Tenzin Palkyi in her old age. Not sure why I was even involved in the war for her liberation. She's considered a total loss. The liability far out weights her value as a friend. Not worth turning her into an adviser or something like that. Don't even really know her, it was retarded messing with her lol. We respect the fact that might be married now and don't want to disrespect her or her man but having been in every previous tournaments, she has to compete. The Chee Social Science Department has learned a lot from her case. A-4: Pretty cool girl, gave me a free drink. Let's see where we can go with her. A-5: Ex-coworker. I call upon her sometimes for advice on women. A-6: She was pretty annoying the last time I checked. Don't know her or care to. B-1: Hmong stripper. Wants to sit on my lap. She is more like a sister. Don't see much value in her as social proof, lets see if she has hot friends. B-2: She introduced me to facebook and Korean dramas. Kinda loss touch with her though. B-3: Some girl on my cousin's friend list, I probably haven't met her. B-4: My U of M classmate and a friend's ex. B-5: Jun Ji Hyun B-6. Don't know her and don't remember if we talked before. Past Tournaments:
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01-15-2015, 02:10 AM	#5 (permalink)
chee2013 Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 26 Internets: 6040	I don't remember the results lol. The girls to go for are definitely A2 and A4, much stronger with A2 but I might have fcked up when she suggested going out twice and I didn't make any moves. Tenzin, let's let her rest in peace with other ex-high school champions like Kimberly.
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01-16-2015, 10:28 AM	#6 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	b5
	#YOLO

01-16-2015, 07:05 PM	#10 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I've never understood any of this fucking shit. I've been dismissing it as gibberish for years.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-17-2015, 05:57 AM	#12 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Oh ok. As the foremost expert on Asian Sexual Studies on Nubblies, B3 is clearly the superior Asian woman.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-14-2015, 11:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Chee! This is so amazing I'm actually going to refrain from reading your entire post and just let the fact that it's 2015 and you're still posting this stuff simmer. I will return soon.

01-14-2015, 11:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
chee2013 Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 26 Internets: 6040	Thanks thanks, are you officer Funglool? I have matured a lot since those days.

01-15-2015, 12:59 AM	#4 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Who won the past tournaments? Why are you so down on Tenzin these days? Why not obviously go with A-4? I love you.

01-16-2015, 05:30 PM	#8 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Officer Funglool is retired. It is I, Captain Adol!

01-16-2015, 06:29 PM	#9 (permalink)
chee2013 Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 26 Internets: 6040	o. Put your vote in. So far Jenny is winning, then actress Jun Ji Hyun then my girl. Poor Karla falling behind. Out of prime Tenzin hasn't got a vote yet.

01-16-2015, 07:26 PM	#11 (permalink)
chee2013 Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 26 Internets: 6040	just fcking vote

01-17-2015, 11:56 AM	#13 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	B5

01-17-2015, 04:12 PM	#14 (permalink)
chee2013 Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 26 Internets: 6040	results so far: Jenny - 15 Jun Ji Hyun - 13 my girl - 6 Karla - 5 Thi - 2 Kim - 2 Aly - 1 Tenzin - 1 (not sure if serious though, guy seemed sarcastic)

01-17-2015, 04:36 PM	#15 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	How are we supposed to know which cells the names represent you cocksucker??? which broad is b5, who is clearly the hottest?
	#YOLO

01-17-2015, 04:56 PM	#16 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	I'm going to vote for A3. She is a woman. The rest are girls.

01-17-2015, 10:23 PM	#17 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	gross.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-17-2015, 10:41 PM	#18 (permalink)
chee2013 Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 26 Internets: 6040	THEINCREDIBLEdork u piece of sh1t, forgot who u are. Jenny (B3) - 16 Jun Ji Hyun (B5) - 13 My girl (A2) - 7 Karla (A1) - 5 Tenzin (A3) - 3 (I think some of them voted her for historical value or just to be funny, kinda unfair to her though facing all these girls in their primes)

01-18-2015, 01:44 PM	#19 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	I think Tenzin looks pretty good, historical significance be damned.

01-18-2015, 03:59 PM	#20 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Yeah but the historical significance really puts her over the top!

01-18-2015, 04:43 PM	#21 (permalink)
chee2013 Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 26 Internets: 6040	I have come a long way since the old days when I was using a bag of weed as ice breaker. I was putting women on a pedestal and caring to help liberate them. If possible, I will let Funglool and GDthetrain see the changes. Instead of collecting information on women and caring, the Chee Intelligence Agency was disbanded and now we just observe human behavior and classify information. The Chee Social Science Department was born. What kind of techniques are we using now? No more searching in databases for numbers or bag of weed ice breakers. Now I just make women feel insecure by being aloof then getting the number from her directly. I'm planning to take girl A2 (who's already kinda crazy for me) out to eat and have girl A4 (who was sad she couldn't be our waitress other day) be my waitress wing girl. She'll be like damn, this guy knows the hot waitress! She'll think "I got competition". Bag of weed? Fck outta here lol. A4:
	Last edited by chee2013; 01-18-2015 at 05:01 PM.

01-19-2015, 01:28 PM	#22 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,528 Internets: 183146	1 vote for Mulan please (b3)

01-20-2015, 09:35 PM	#23 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	B3, and it's not particularly close.

01-21-2015, 10:51 AM	#24 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-21-2015, 10:56 AM	#25 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Chee bruh u gotta get ur cousin to give us the low down on Jenny
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna