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hell no, that bastard (meaning the president) should know how to fend for himself. If he gets shot, then he should've thought about that before becoming president.
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"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." |vonnegut
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I think we should send him to Iraq right now without any of his security and make him walk around wearing fatigues... just like he's making all the troops still over there do. A hostile, unstable land with an overly confident old man wearing the uniform of the enemy, even if they don't identify him as the president I'll bet he'd be dead before nightfall.
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LEGALIZE CRIME!
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Would you allow your left pinky toe to be surgically removed for $10,000,000$?
I would, i never liked that toe much anyway. |
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"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." |vonnegut
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I'd let them take every toe! I'm positive that you could find prostetics somewhere. And i highly doubt they would be anywhere near the price you recieved. That is a very easy yes i say.
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Gods are but men with immortal souls.
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Would you make out with your own mother or father (your pick) in the privacy of your own home for 10 seconds... and in return recieve a million dollars every year for the rest of your life?
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Gods are but men with immortal souls.
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Ish...
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NO..if you've ever seen my dad, the thought of kissing him even like *aw kiss my daughter on the for head* is weird....espcially cuz he looks liek Jim's dad from american pie....plus i would end up shooting myself in the head, so the $$ wouldnt do me any good, and i would never kiss my mom like that either
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the killer in me is the killer in you.
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I think everyone that said yes should be punched in the face... Do you realize how fucked up you would have to be to actually make out with your own flesh and blood?!!! Let alone the person that gave you half your genetic code? I would kill myself the very next day, and if i didn't I would suffer serious mental instability for the rest of my life...
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Gods are but men with immortal souls.
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Fuck yeah, the money you made could pay for your own personal psychologist. And like previously said, ten seconds isn't all that long, it would definately be worth the benefits. Hell, with the millions that you'd be getting, you could hire a mercenary to kill your mom afterwards, and then you won't have to worry about it at all.
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"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." |vonnegut
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Quote:
-Ugly Bastard [ June 24, 2003, 07:28 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ] | |
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Would you flip a coin under the following conditions? If it lands on heads, you get $500,000,000, if it lands on tails, you have to spend the next 20 years of your life in prison.
I wouldn't. Maybe if the number of years was under 5 or so, I'd at least consider it, but not at this point I wouldn't. -Ugly Bastard |
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