People I Hate

[blackbirdsjoy]

I hate emo kids

[St. Anky]

Originally posted by Tape:
I hate people who threaten to move to Canada 'cause Bush got re-elected. It's not like you can just "move to Canada". You have to apply to live there, which can take up to a year to process, you fucking closed minded jackass.

How does this make them closed minded?

[Mr. Blonde]

I hate people who snore.

[St. Anky]

I hate fuckers who can't think for themselves, and instead adopt ideas from their ignorant mothers and fathers.

I hate fuckers who always assume their parrents know nothing (even though they've been alive a good 20+ years more than us), and in order to make sound decisions, completely throw out whatever an older person has to say as garbage, basing their choices on the newer hipper (oh... in touch, right, in touch) trends of the day.

I'm not talking specifically about you St. Anky, I really don't know if you do this or not, but Jesus Christ, our fucking generation (I guess it's not a new thing young people always do it) shows no respect for our parrents time spent on this plannet. Wouldn't you assume they would have a slightly better understanding of life and society after having experienced all aspects of it?

Don't take what your parrents say as doctrine, but don't throw it out immediately because it's not hip or compassionate enough.

[Mr. Blonde]

I hate when people are old (junior in college, lets say) and still don't have a vehicle because they are either too lazy or apathetic to take out a loan, or get a job and save up their money for one...I don't care who you are, or what your financial situation is, if you are in college, your parents are paying for your shit, or loans are taking care of it, and you don't have a job out of choice, then its your own damn fault for not having a car....you can get a really cheap one, at the very least so your friends don't have to drive you around all the time like a fucking kid brother...I personally couldnt do it, i'd feel so fucking helpless...asshole.

[Mr. Blonde]

I also hate people who say they don't have time for a job. There is ALWAYS time for a job. You just have to make it.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

I hate dipshits that when asked what their favorite music is they say they like everything. Anyone who has ever said that should die because if you said that you are a piece of shit and a fucking lier. It doesn't make you look open minded it just makes you look like a dumb fuck thats hungry for friends.

[StabMaster Arson]

fellas, can't we all just get a long...

[StabMaster Arson]

stick, grip it tight and beat the shit out of each other with it?

[Mr. Blonde]

First of all, i'm not only posting people I hate, but things too. Second, forgive me if something hated on my list has already been mentioned…but there’s no way I’m going through all those other posts to check.

I hate Muncie drivers.

I hate driving in Muncie.

I hate people who don’t use turn signals.

I hate Muncie.

I hate going to Wal-Mart.

I hate people who cheat on their significant other.

I hate the first girl I had sex with.

I hate accidentally over-tipping. No, you’re not getting a $6 tip for a $10 haircut, you high-school drop out bitch.

I hate being a poor college student.

I hate the bars at BSU.

I hate the girls at BSU.

I hate it when I date girls that don’t go to BSU (distance).

I hate it when people start working out a week or two before spring break thinking they will lose weight/gain muscle. Get out of the gym, moron.

I hate groups of guys (2+) who go to the gym and do nothing the entire hour or so but take turns working on the bench press (and occasionally curling) Good job dumbasses, you wasted an hour doing the minimum work of just your chest and biceps. Come back when you want a real work out.

I hate my car.

I hate rich college students who brag about getting a new car/complain about not getting a new car because their 2004 Elantra is just not good enough for them.

I hate people who patronize me.

I hate not getting enough sleep.

I hate the fact that none of my roommates have jobs or early classes, and on top of always being the first one up, they always get to sleep in several hours later than me.

I hate waking up.

I hate Indiana.

I hate winter in Indiana.

I hate being cold.

I hate it when people use my shit without asking. Of course I’m going to notice half my food is gone, dick. You might as well ask first.

I hate bisexual/gay people who won’t come out of the closet. You’ve talked with a lisp since I met you, I’ve never seen you date/hang around with a girl that wasn’t just your friend, and you talk about fashion. Oh yeah, and you joke about having sex with guys. A LOT. GET IT OVER WITH, WE ALL FUCKING KNOW.

I hate doctors.

I hate work.

I hate lack of sex.

I hate girls who suck at giving head. Give me my dick back and get the fuck out of my apartment, bitch.

I hate Oprah.

I hate feeling like I have to buy more expensive gifts for people now that I’m getting older.

I hate religion.

I hate Simple Plan.

I hate my criminal courts professor because he’s the craftiest-wording motherfucker alive, and his tests are confusing as shit because they fuck with your mind.

I hate non-traditional students. We all know you’re old, you don’t need to try and prove it to us by offering the class tidbits about your experiences and the wisdom you may or may not have gained from them.

I hate ugly people.

I hate fat people.

I hate people who don’t take at least a little pride in their personal appearance.

I hate people who rely on mommy and daddy for too much.

I hate people who do nothing but study. Good job, you have a 4.0, too bad you have the social life of a cadaver.

I really, really hate Simple Plan

I hate buying textbooks.

I hate not having enough money to buy textbooks.

I hate PETA.

I hate mold. The kind that grows on bread and practically everything else about a week after I buy it.

I hate apple juice.

I hate Delaware County Community Corrections.

I hate it when my shit doesn’t work.

I hate seafood pasta.

I hate tap-water

I hate when people don’t put the free weights in order when they’re done using them. What? 60 doesn’t come after 40? Holy shit, not like I learned the simple concept of consecutive order in fucking grade school!

I hate annoying bitches who can’t pick up a fucking non-subtle hint.

I hate frost on the inside of my windshield.

I hate bands that do nothing but scream.

I hate irrational drunk bitches.

I hate regular drunk bitches, too.

I hate assholes at my work who think that just because I’m a waiter they can talk down to me and treat me like shit. I get off in 15 minutes, asshole. Meet me outside and I’ll show you where that $00.91 tip you gave me can go.

I hate that I can’t think of anything else I hate at the moment.

[ February 26, 2005, 01:48 AM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

[Beebs]

Incredibly tight post.

I hate PETA also.

[Repugnant Abomination]

I hate excessively negative people.

-And that's my post.

[farawayfromhere]

I hate people who dont have a passion. They are so boring.

I hate people who say they are going to get out of Warsaw but NEVER do and NEVER will no matter how much they pretend.

I hate people who complain about being busy. Work 2 jobs and go to 3 different schools like I do, fucker. Then complain about being busy.

I hate scensters.

I hate judgemental people.

I hate people who have no respect for others.

I hate liars.

I hate people who you have known your whole life and 17 years later, still insist on lieing to you.

I hate foriegn secretaries who call me at work and that I can't understand.

I think I hate my birth mother.

I hate people who gossip.

I hate people who assume that just because I am a, excuse me, 'gifted' natural blonde that I'm a moron, that I'm easy, that I'm a cheerleader, that I'm rich, that I'm popular, that I give a shit about gossip, that I wont talk to them, that I'm stuck up, that I dont understand, that I giggle, that I dont 'get it', that they are better than me, that I'll marry rich, that I'm materialistic, that I'm a poser,that I can't do it, they are stronger than me, that I wont kick their ass in this game called life.

[Ugly Bastard]

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
I hate Muncie. (me too)

I hate going to Wal-Mart. (me too a lot)

I hate it when people start working out a week or two before spring break thinking they will lose weight/gain muscle. Get out of the gym, moron. (ya, I was just in there today, it was a fucking zoo. it's never busy on saturday, today - zoo)

I hate people who patronize me. (yes!)

I hate Indiana. (more than you know)

I hate winter in Indiana. (more than you know)

I hate being cold. (more than you know)

I hate bisexual/gay people who won’t come out of the closet. You’ve talked with a lisp since I met you, I’ve never seen you date/hang around with a girl that wasn’t just your friend, and you talk about fashion. Oh yeah, and you joke about having sex with guys. A LOT. GET IT OVER WITH, WE ALL FUCKING KNOW. (ya good call)

I hate lack of sex. (stfu if you think you're life has a "lack of sex")

I hate religion. (me too. i didn't say i hate God, but i did say i hate religion)

I hate non-traditional students. We all know you’re old, you don’t need to try and prove it to us by offering the class tidbits about your experiences and the wisdom you may or may not have gained from them. (very funny - and true)

I hate ugly people. (go fuck yourself)

I hate fat people. (more specifically "i hate fat people who either don't know they're fat, or know their fat, and could give a shit less about it)

I hate people who do nothing but study. Good job, you have a 4.0, too bad you have the social life of a cadaver. (well said)

-Ugly Bastard

[Mr. Blonde]

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
(stfu if you think you're life has a "lack of sex")

Used to be a lot worse, that is

[StabMaster Arson]

I hate my soon to be ex-tennant and all of her friends.

[ February 27, 2005, 01:52 AM: Message edited by: StabMaster Arson ]

[silver and cold]

Originally posted by farawayfromhere:

I hate people who assume that just because I am a, excuse me, 'gifted' natural blonde that I'm a moron, that I'm easy, that I'm a cheerleader, that I'm rich, that I'm popular, that I give a shit about gossip, that I wont talk to them, that I'm stuck up, that I dont understand, that I giggle, that I dont 'get it', that they are better than me, that I'll marry rich, that I'm materialistic, that I'm a poser,that I can't do it, they are stronger than me, that I wont kick their ass in this game called life.

If they think that, they are fucks...hell I dont even know you very well, but I know your much cooler than that.

[ February 28, 2005, 04:56 PM: Message edited by: silver and cold ]

[MAGICLIT]

I hate illegal immigrants (wet-backs) who bring wages down because the'll practically work for nothing w/ no benefits

[farawayfromhere]

Originally posted by silver and cold:
If they think that, they are fucks...hell I dont even know you very well, but I know your much cooler than that.

Thank you Silver, you have no idea how much that means.

[Tape]

I hate people who use the term "sexually frusterated".

I hate people who wear those "Jesus is my Homeboy" T-shirts. Sacreligious fucks.

I hate women who are in charge of things.

I hate overly enthused waitresses, who are asking me if I need a refill every three minutes, thereby possibly interrupting a meaningful conversation I'm having. If my cup is empty, fill it...bitch.

I hate people who litter all the trash that is in their car while driving down the highway like it's nothing.

I hate those stupid visors they're putting on stocking caps now. Fuck!

I hate chickenshits who talk a big game on the computer but would never dream of saying those things to my face.

I hate people who turn their computers off at night. Pay the extra 3 cents a month, and leave the motherfucker on in case I have something to message you with.

I hate people who spell "ketchup" like "catsup" or "katsup" or any other way that isn't "ketchup".

I hate those fucking "Skateboarding Is Not A Crime" stickers.

I hate anyone who has ever said "the crust is the best part".

I hate popsicles. Overrated frozen pieces of shit.

I hate people who clap in the theatre when the movie is over.

I hate annoying Swedish girls.

I hate proud Black women.

I hate watching fat people drink diet sodas. They probably think they're so thin and in control.

I hate anime.

I hate people who wear Phish T-Shirts.

I hate people with big glasses that they got from the Lion's Club.

I hate that annoying girl in class who always has to ask the professor challening (yet irrelevant) questions just to try to look smart.

I hate slutty girls who always have to make it a point to talk about their weekend's sexual exploits juuuuust loud enough for everyone to hear.

.:Tape:.

[Repugnant Abomination]

I like you. You're swell.

I mean that.

[theMerciless1]

Originally posted by MAGICLIT:
I hate illegal immigrants (wet-backs) who bring wages down because the'll practically work for nothing w/ no benefits

you are stupid.

i knew mr. blonde worked in a restaurant 1/4 the way through his post. theres no way you can hate people that much and not work in the foodservice industry.

[Ironic Mustache]

I hate accidentally over-tipping. No, you’re not getting a $6 tip for a $10 haircut, you high-school drop out bitch.

I hate that when you pay for your $10 haircut with a $20, they give you two fives as your change.

"The jokes on you bitch, I've got $0.50 in my pocket with your name on it for that little stunt."