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Ugly Bastard · 04-06-2005, 04:16 PM

Bundles of it.

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 04-14-2005, 09:18 PM

I have what is called the wheel. It has earthy undertones, a smooth draw and enough kick to give me the high (and the low if there were such in this pot).

Ironic Mustache · 04-15-2005, 12:32 PM

You also have like a 99.6% chance of holding the winning hand. Bet your children on that hand.

[ April 15, 2005, 10:33 AM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]

Mr. Blonde · 04-15-2005, 12:34 PM

On a sidenote, how bad would that suck, betting your children and losing? I can just see your daughter and son whimpering as they're dragged away by the debt collector guy...ahahahaha

Ironic Mustache · 04-15-2005, 12:54 PM

"Sorry kids but what'd you expect me to do, fold a straight flush?"

Ugly Bastard · 04-15-2005, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
You also have like a 99.6% chance of holding the winning hand. Bet your children on that hand.

Where's the 0.4% chance that you don't have the winning hand?!

-Ugly Bastard

Ironic Mustache · 04-15-2005, 01:43 PM

I doubt I'll really like my children anyway.

f3lix · 04-16-2005, 05:38 PM

Look at that trophy!

SittinOnDubsWGW · 04-18-2005, 04:56 AM

Speaking of poker... any of you guys going to play in that Tourney at the Hotel Roberts on Wednesday? I'm playing in it for free, b/c I came in second last time they were here. I won 2 trips for two on 7 night caribbean cruises.

www.usapokerclub.org for details.

f3lix · 04-18-2005, 04:58 PM

I fought a low stack for most of that tourney...then finally busted free and into 2nd place w/ 13 to go when I ran into KK w/ my JJ and not many chips left...12th place...that sucked...i dunno...

Orgazmo · 04-19-2005, 11:35 PM

Not sure what the fuck this jackass was betting into me with...

Ironic Mustache · 04-20-2005, 12:16 PM

LMAO at him trying to get you to think he had a king.

[ April 20, 2005, 10:16 AM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]

Ironic Mustache · 04-25-2005, 05:56 PM

'Tis the season to ruin everyone's day.

Ironic Mustache · 04-25-2005, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
You also have like a 99.6% chance of holding the winning hand. Bet your children on that hand.

Where's the 0.4% chance that you don't have the winning hand?!

-Ugly Bastard</font>[/quote]
the 6 and 7 of diamonds.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 04-25-2005, 07:01 PM

^^^^
He's got the stone cold nuts in that hand.

Even the 67d would do jack shit for the other guy.

Do you see why

[ April 25, 2005, 05:02 PM: Message edited by: SittinOnDubsWGW ]

Ugly Bastard · 04-25-2005, 07:07 PM

Thank you, WGW.

-Ugly Bastard

Ironic Mustache · 04-25-2005, 07:13 PM

Yeah I'm a retard, I was looking at that wrong.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 04-26-2005, 01:06 AM

I was pumped in regards to a hand I played (we'll just call it blind luck, I didn't play the hand well) about 20 mins ago in a mini-tourney at The Hold'em House.

we're down to 5 people and the blinds are 125/250 I have 650 in chips. I have 2 free hands before I decide that I'll be pushing blind on my BB. I announce this half-joking around with the guys at the table.

It comes down to my BB and I look down at the great 8 of spades, then lift the second card and its his little brother the 7 of spades. I say "uh oh guys, it looks like I have my absolute favorite hand, suit and all looks like I'll definitely be pushing" UTG folds, guy in MP limps in (why? I dunno) guy in the SB says "how much more do you got there? I'll put you all in" He puts me all-in, I call. The original limper re-raises all-in, original raiser calls.

The original raiser tosses over his QQ. The limper turns over AdKd. I proudly turn over my 87s. The dealer is like "it looks like you should probably have a stronger favorite hand."

I just laugh and am like "It'll work some magic, you guys havent seen the flop yet."

Here comes the flop Qs 7d 2s

The turn brings out the beautiful As to bring me my flush, now I just have to dodge the board pairing on the river.

The river turns a blank and I triple up.

I wish that I could say that I placed in the money in the mini, but ended up in third getting outdrawn with Top two on the flop to a runner-runner straight. Oh well.

[ April 25, 2005, 11:09 PM: Message edited by: SittinOnDubsWGW ]

Ugly Bastard · 04-26-2005, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SittinOnDubsWGW:
The Hold'em House

I just shuddered. Fuck that place, their small chip stacks, their top-heavy pay outs, and their cigarette smoking idiot patrons.

-Ugly Bastard

SittinOnDubsWGW · 04-26-2005, 01:13 AM

^^^^
hahaha, I run all over that place on the mini's I finish in the money probably a solid 75% of the time.

I normally only play there in the minis (just like S&G's online)

The chip stacks issue has been resolved somewhat in my opinion its now 500 as opposed to 300 in the minis.

I could definitely do without all the damn cig smoke though.

I plan on checking out Uncle Rons on Centennial on a Sunday or Tuesday sometime. Its smoke-free. And they have Mini's going on all the time.

[ April 25, 2005, 11:14 PM: Message edited by: SittinOnDubsWGW ]

Ugly Bastard · 04-26-2005, 01:15 AM

Man. I just don't dig on all these Muncie (read: Hillbilly) Cardrooms that charge an assload in entry fees for you to play at their smoke-filled tables. Fuck all that. I'll play online.

-Ugly Bastard

SittinOnDubsWGW · 04-26-2005, 01:21 AM

^^^
Yeah, those hillbillies make me decent money though, so I bear with it. I play so much better live than I do online, I dunno why.

I play a decent amount on PokerStars, and every once in a great while on Party (I don't a real money account on there) and UltimateBet.

All three sites SN = BSUrugby240

f3lix · 05-12-2005, 12:38 AM

As UB said to me right after (as if Madisow has had the beats I have had lately) VINDICATION BABY!!

Ugly Bastard · 05-18-2005, 10:19 PM

I just got moved to TJ Cloutier's table in this tournament and decided to start with the needle.

-Ugly Bastard

f3lix · 05-26-2005, 06:32 AM

Holy shit, he did it again!!

04-15-2005, 12:32 PM	#178 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	You also have like a 99.6% chance of holding the winning hand. Bet your children on that hand. [ April 15, 2005, 10:33 AM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-15-2005, 12:34 PM	#179 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	On a sidenote, how bad would that suck, betting your children and losing? I can just see your daughter and son whimpering as they're dragged away by the debt collector guy...ahahahaha
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-15-2005, 12:54 PM	#180 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	"Sorry kids but what'd you expect me to do, fold a straight flush?"
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-15-2005, 01:43 PM	#182 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I doubt I'll really like my children anyway.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-20-2005, 12:16 PM	#187 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	LMAO at him trying to get you to think he had a king. [ April 20, 2005, 10:16 AM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-06-2005, 04:16 PM	#176 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Bundles of it. -Ugly Bastard

04-14-2005, 09:18 PM	#177 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	I have what is called the wheel. It has earthy undertones, a smooth draw and enough kick to give me the high (and the low if there were such in this pot).

04-16-2005, 05:38 PM	#183 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Look at that trophy!

04-18-2005, 04:56 AM	#184 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	Speaking of poker... any of you guys going to play in that Tourney at the Hotel Roberts on Wednesday? I'm playing in it for free, b/c I came in second last time they were here. I won 2 trips for two on 7 night caribbean cruises. www.usapokerclub.org for details.

04-18-2005, 04:58 PM	#185 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	I fought a low stack for most of that tourney...then finally busted free and into 2nd place w/ 13 to go when I ran into KK w/ my JJ and not many chips left...12th place...that sucked...i dunno...

04-19-2005, 11:35 PM	#186 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Not sure what the fuck this jackass was betting into me with...

04-25-2005, 05:56 PM	#188 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	'Tis the season to ruin everyone's day.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-25-2005, 07:01 PM	#190 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	^^^^ He's got the stone cold nuts in that hand. Even the 67d would do jack shit for the other guy. Do you see why [ April 25, 2005, 05:02 PM: Message edited by: SittinOnDubsWGW ]

04-25-2005, 07:07 PM	#191 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Thank you, WGW. -Ugly Bastard

04-25-2005, 07:13 PM	#192 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Yeah I'm a retard, I was looking at that wrong.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-26-2005, 01:06 AM	#193 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	I was pumped in regards to a hand I played (we'll just call it blind luck, I didn't play the hand well) about 20 mins ago in a mini-tourney at The Hold'em House. we're down to 5 people and the blinds are 125/250 I have 650 in chips. I have 2 free hands before I decide that I'll be pushing blind on my BB. I announce this half-joking around with the guys at the table. It comes down to my BB and I look down at the great 8 of spades, then lift the second card and its his little brother the 7 of spades. I say "uh oh guys, it looks like I have my absolute favorite hand, suit and all looks like I'll definitely be pushing" UTG folds, guy in MP limps in (why? I dunno) guy in the SB says "how much more do you got there? I'll put you all in" He puts me all-in, I call. The original limper re-raises all-in, original raiser calls. The original raiser tosses over his QQ. The limper turns over AdKd. I proudly turn over my 87s. The dealer is like "it looks like you should probably have a stronger favorite hand." I just laugh and am like "It'll work some magic, you guys havent seen the flop yet." Here comes the flop Qs 7d 2s The turn brings out the beautiful As to bring me my flush, now I just have to dodge the board pairing on the river. The river turns a blank and I triple up. I wish that I could say that I placed in the money in the mini, but ended up in third getting outdrawn with Top two on the flop to a runner-runner straight. Oh well. [ April 25, 2005, 11:09 PM: Message edited by: SittinOnDubsWGW ]

04-26-2005, 01:13 AM	#195 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	^^^^ hahaha, I run all over that place on the mini's I finish in the money probably a solid 75% of the time. I normally only play there in the minis (just like S&G's online) The chip stacks issue has been resolved somewhat in my opinion its now 500 as opposed to 300 in the minis. I could definitely do without all the damn cig smoke though. I plan on checking out Uncle Rons on Centennial on a Sunday or Tuesday sometime. Its smoke-free. And they have Mini's going on all the time. [ April 25, 2005, 11:14 PM: Message edited by: SittinOnDubsWGW ]

04-26-2005, 01:15 AM	#196 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Man. I just don't dig on all these Muncie (read: Hillbilly) Cardrooms that charge an assload in entry fees for you to play at their smoke-filled tables. Fuck all that. I'll play online. -Ugly Bastard

04-26-2005, 01:21 AM	#197 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	^^^ Yeah, those hillbillies make me decent money though, so I bear with it. I play so much better live than I do online, I dunno why. I play a decent amount on PokerStars, and every once in a great while on Party (I don't a real money account on there) and UltimateBet. All three sites SN = BSUrugby240

05-12-2005, 12:38 AM	#198 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	As UB said to me right after (as if Madisow has had the beats I have had lately) VINDICATION BABY!!

05-18-2005, 10:19 PM	#199 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I just got moved to TJ Cloutier's table in this tournament and decided to start with the needle. -Ugly Bastard

05-26-2005, 06:32 AM	#200 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Holy shit, he did it again!!