Does Alpha fuck sheep? - Nubblies.net Forums

Pliedes · 09-16-2003, 01:39 AM

Today, a friend mentioned to me that she saw a blow up sheep doll at a porn shop.

She asked me (knowing I don't fuck sheep) what I would do if she gave me one.

I said, "I'd give it away to one of my friends."

She says "Who?"

Alpha immediately popped into my mind.

I don't know why I thought of him, but that brings up the question: Does Alpha fuck sheep?

the_butcher · 09-16-2003, 01:46 AM

It's true, everyone. I overheard him telling someone at school the other day. Sad, but true...

Schroeder · 09-16-2003, 01:56 AM

I said no. Personally, I think that's an insult to the sheep. The sheep could do better.

the_butcher · 09-16-2003, 02:39 AM

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Originally posted by Schroeder:
The sheep could do better.

Your brother was busy.

Alpha · 09-16-2003, 02:40 AM

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Originally posted by Schroeder:
I said no. Personally, I think that's an insult to the sheep. The sheep could do better.

Fuck you.

And OF COURSE I fuck sheep, though they aren't my first pick of animal I have a tendency to screw around with them. Animals I do prefer would include small lizards, teddy bears (not really an animal but oh well), goats, llamas, elephants... Shit this is going to take far to long. Let's see if I can make a shorter list.

Animals I don't fuck are Gorillas and Whales, anything else is up for grabs.

the_butcher · 09-16-2003, 02:41 AM

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Originally posted by Alpha:
Animals I don't fuck are Gorillas and Whales, anything else is up for grabs.

What about scorpions?

Schroeder · 09-16-2003, 02:51 AM

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Originally posted by the_butcher:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Schroeder:
The sheep could do better.

Your brother was busy.[/quote]Hey, bash me all you want but leave my family out of this. Little Schroeder could kick the tar out of you and so could I.

Pliedes · 09-16-2003, 03:29 AM

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Originally posted by Schroeder:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by the_butcher:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Schroeder:
The sheep could do better.

Your brother was busy.[/quote]Hey, bash me all you want but leave my family out of this. Little Schroeder could kick the tar out of you and so could I.[/quote]So to make it fair, Schroeder and his brother vs. the Butcher and his brother... this is a fight I'd like to see.

Schroeder · 09-16-2003, 03:56 AM

Yeah, right. There is not an ounce of fat between me or my brother. 100% muscle. Little Schroeder could probably win that fight on his own.

getupkids · 09-16-2003, 09:56 AM

Haha you are one of the most scrawny guys I have ever met. Shroeder if you honestly think you and your brother could win, then you truly are a complete assfuck. Back on topic.... I assumed Alpha would fuck sheep before he came out and shared it with us. I would have never assumed that he enjoyed nearly the entire animal kingdom though.

Alpha · 09-16-2003, 11:12 AM

There are a lot of things that you don't know about me, such as the fact that I have two peni. One is very large, (roughly the size of a rhino's penis. Then as a back up I have a dick about the size of a large crab's genitalia. That's how I fuck the small animals.

In response to the scorpian question, I feel I might need to rephrase which animals I fuck. I'm only really a fan of mammals and some fish, well, not to mention all the birds

God · 09-16-2003, 06:20 PM

Alpha, you're going to hell.

Satan · 09-16-2003, 10:43 PM

Sweet!

Dude, we'll throw a party, it'll be great.
Kill a couple hot bitches to bring with you before you go.

the_butcher · 09-17-2003, 01:33 AM

Schroeder, I will take that challenge of your brother against me. When I'm done with him, I'll fight you, straight-up, bare knuckles to bare knuckles. Don't believe me? Tell me when the next time you'll be coming down from college is. We'll find some Nubblite's house to have it at, and your brother and I will fight. After that, you and I. I want you to prove to everyone just how manly you think you are. Whether it reveals my identity or not, I'll fucking kill you.

What do you say?

Orgazmo · 09-17-2003, 02:28 AM

I think we should seriously organize some Nubblies boxing...

StDx · 09-17-2003, 02:30 AM

I'm in

Pliedes · 09-17-2003, 03:05 AM

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Originally posted by Orgazmo:
I think we should seriously organize some Nubblies boxing...

Fair enough. First match is a tag team though, The Butcher/brother vs. Schroeder/brother. Oh yeah, and bareknuckles.

Of course, the winners could take Orgazmo and his brother.

StDx · 09-17-2003, 03:28 AM

sounds like a good time.

Alpha · 09-17-2003, 09:38 AM

I'd box.

Orgazmo · 09-17-2003, 12:11 PM

[quot]Of course, the winners could take Orgazmo and his brother[/quote]

nnnnnnIN

Yup, let's do it.

the_butcher · 09-17-2003, 08:35 PM

No no no. I'm not talking boxing. I'm talking full out fucking fighting. No weapons, though, just what you have on your body. Kick, punch, elbox, headbutt...anything. A full on, fucking brawl.

Hey Schroeder, where are you? I want an answer.

Schroeder · 09-17-2003, 10:00 PM

Have some class, Butcher. I have no desire to fight like an animal. Boxing (with gloves) or I'm out.

StDx · 09-17-2003, 10:30 PM

if a hardcore barroom style brawl is what you're looking for, I don't know about Gaz, but his brother is up for it.

Pliedes · 09-17-2003, 10:33 PM

So we just need to wait and see if the Butcher will accept Schroeder's terms. If so, we're going to have the first Nubblies Tag-Team Boxing Match, brothers vs. brothers. This will fucking rock. Should Orgamzo be the referee/offical?

Schroeder · 09-17-2003, 10:50 PM

No way! Little Schroeder is definitely not going to have anything to do with this. Just Butcher and I. Also, I don't want this to be the only match, so set some others up.

09-16-2003, 01:46 AM	#2 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	It's true, everyone. I overheard him telling someone at school the other day. Sad, but true...
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|

09-16-2003, 09:56 AM	#10 (permalink)
getupkids Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: warsaw Posts: 174 Internets: 10	Haha you are one of the most scrawny guys I have ever met. Shroeder if you honestly think you and your brother could win, then you truly are a complete assfuck. Back on topic.... I assumed Alpha would fuck sheep before he came out and shared it with us. I would have never assumed that he enjoyed nearly the entire animal kingdom though.
	according to the map, we've only got about 4 more inches to go

09-16-2003, 11:12 AM	#11 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	There are a lot of things that you don't know about me, such as the fact that I have two peni. One is very large, (roughly the size of a rhino's penis. Then as a back up I have a dick about the size of a large crab's genitalia. That's how I fuck the small animals. In response to the scorpian question, I feel I might need to rephrase which animals I fuck. I'm only really a fan of mammals and some fish, well, not to mention all the birds
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

09-17-2003, 01:33 AM	#14 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	Schroeder, I will take that challenge of your brother against me. When I'm done with him, I'll fight you, straight-up, bare knuckles to bare knuckles. Don't believe me? Tell me when the next time you'll be coming down from college is. We'll find some Nubblite's house to have it at, and your brother and I will fight. After that, you and I. I want you to prove to everyone just how manly you think you are. Whether it reveals my identity or not, I'll fucking kill you. What do you say?
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|

09-17-2003, 09:38 AM	#19 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	I'd box.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

09-16-2003, 01:39 AM	#1 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Today, a friend mentioned to me that she saw a blow up sheep doll at a porn shop. She asked me (knowing I don't fuck sheep) what I would do if she gave me one. I said, "I'd give it away to one of my friends." She says "Who?" Alpha immediately popped into my mind. I don't know why I thought of him, but that brings up the question: Does Alpha fuck sheep?

09-16-2003, 01:56 AM	#3 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	I said no. Personally, I think that's an insult to the sheep. The sheep could do better.

09-16-2003, 03:56 AM	#9 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Yeah, right. There is not an ounce of fat between me or my brother. 100% muscle. Little Schroeder could probably win that fight on his own.

09-16-2003, 06:20 PM	#12 (permalink)
God Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Everywhere Posts: 47 Internets: 10	Alpha, you're going to hell.

09-16-2003, 10:43 PM	#13 (permalink)
Satan Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Not the Pearly Gates, I\'ll tell you that much. Posts: 40 Internets: 10	Sweet! Dude, we'll throw a party, it'll be great. Kill a couple hot bitches to bring with you before you go.

09-17-2003, 02:28 AM	#15 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,723 Internets: 311447	I think we should seriously organize some Nubblies boxing...

09-17-2003, 02:30 AM	#16 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	I'm in

09-17-2003, 03:28 AM	#18 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	sounds like a good time.

09-17-2003, 12:11 PM	#20 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,723 Internets: 311447	[quot]Of course, the winners could take Orgazmo and his brother[/quote] nnnnnnIN Yup, let's do it.

09-17-2003, 08:35 PM	#21 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	No no no. I'm not talking boxing. I'm talking full out fucking fighting. No weapons, though, just what you have on your body. Kick, punch, elbox, headbutt...anything. A full on, fucking brawl. Hey Schroeder, where are you? I want an answer.
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|

09-17-2003, 10:00 PM	#22 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Have some class, Butcher. I have no desire to fight like an animal. Boxing (with gloves) or I'm out.

09-17-2003, 10:30 PM	#23 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	if a hardcore barroom style brawl is what you're looking for, I don't know about Gaz, but his brother is up for it.

09-17-2003, 10:33 PM	#24 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	So we just need to wait and see if the Butcher will accept Schroeder's terms. If so, we're going to have the first Nubblies Tag-Team Boxing Match, brothers vs. brothers. This will fucking rock. Should Orgamzo be the referee/offical?

09-17-2003, 10:50 PM	#25 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	No way! Little Schroeder is definitely not going to have anything to do with this. Just Butcher and I. Also, I don't want this to be the only match, so set some others up.