I challenge YOU to a drinking contest!

[Pliedes]

This may be the best and/or worst idea I've ever had... granted I've been drinking.


Me: 5' 10'', 160 lbs. Consistent drinker throughout university, mostly due to girls and boredom. Not a true IU-black-out drunk, but I can hold my own. Drink of choice: kentucky straight bourbon, neat.

You #1: American Nubblite Elder. Someone who enjoys alcohol and pointless pissing contests.

You #2: Common English drunk. Just for variety, juxtaposition, and humour.

You #3: Any asshole who's dumb enough to keep pace with alcoholics on both sides of the pond.


THE CHALLENGE:

We three, or four, in real time, will try to drink each other under the table, much to the entertainment of our fellow nubblites.

RULES:

Using a combination of text posts every 15 minutes + videos ever 60 minutes (hopefully, if possible) we'll keep our fellow assholes abreast to our drunkenness. Of course we'll need Orgazmo to solidify the rules and such. Can you cheat, sure, if you're a piece of shit. But no true alcoholic I know would willing throw away liquor or knowingly emasculate himself when it comes to drinking contests. I'm sure you'll want to bitch about the specifics for weeks....but let's shoot for the next couple weeks while most of us have time off for the holiday.

We'll need a common drink. If you suggest vodka, piss off. Same with rum, tequila, liqueur, brandy, or other such drink. Gin or whiskey. If you can't agree to these terms, let me reiterate, piss off. It has to be something we can all drink. I'm thinking Jack Daniels or Famous Grouse. I drink lots of Jameson and Bushmills, but that's making it too easy. I'd really like to go with Old Crow or the like, but I know that's not too common internationally. I need input from interested parties. If I had my druthers it'd be Evan Williams to balance price, kick, and quality.

Last man standing wins. The coherency of our posts will attest to our relative sobriety.


This is all still conjecture, but let's find a way to make this work.

Are you drunk as you read this? Step up, bitch.