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f3lix · 01-09-2011, 10:11 AM

Move doesn't exist. I moved that pawn to c5 on move 21. Remember? You made fun of me for moving that pawn.

thekremlin · 01-09-2011, 10:44 AM

1. b3 e5
2. Bb2 Kc6
3. e3 Kf6
4. Bb5 Ke4
5. Qf3 Kd6
6. Bc6 Pd7-c6
7. Be5 Qg5
8. Qg3 Be7
9. Qg5 Bg5
10. Bg7 Rg8
11. Be5 Bf5
12. d3 0-0-0 (c8)
13. Knf3 f6
14. Kng5 Pe5
15. Knf3 e4
16. Knh4 Pe4-d3
17. Knf5 Knf5
18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2
19. Kna3 Rd2
20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8
21. Knc2 c5
22. Kne1 b6
23. Knf3 Ra2
24. g4 (My bad)

f3lix · 01-09-2011, 12:39 PM

1. b3 e5
2. Bb2 Kc6
3. e3 Kf6
4. Bb5 Ke4
5. Qf3 Kd6
6. Bc6 Pd7-c6
7. Be5 Qg5
8. Qg3 Be7
9. Qg5 Bg5
10. Bg7 Rg8
11. Be5 Bf5
12. d3 0-0-0 (c8)
13. Knf3 f6
14. Kng5 Pe5
15. Knf3 e4
16. Knh4 Pe4-d3
17. Knf5 Knf5
18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2
19. Kna3 Rd2
20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8
21. Knc2 c5
22. Kne1 b6
23. Knf3 Ra2
24. g4 Rg8

This is almost as easy as fucking your mother

thekremlin · 01-09-2011, 12:47 PM

1. b3 e5
2. Bb2 Kc6
3. e3 Kf6
4. Bb5 Ke4
5. Qf3 Kd6
6. Bc6 Pd7-c6
7. Be5 Qg5
8. Qg3 Be7
9. Qg5 Bg5
10. Bg7 Rg8
11. Be5 Bf5
12. d3 0-0-0 (c8)
13. Knf3 f6
14. Kng5 Pe5
15. Knf3 e4
16. Knh4 Pe4-d3
17. Knf5 Knf5
18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2
19. Kna3 Rd2
20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8
21. Knc2 c5
22. Kne1 b6
23. Knf3 Ra2
24. g4 Rg8
25. h3

Fucking your mother is quite difficult for me.

f3lix · 01-09-2011, 11:04 PM

1. b3 e5
2. Bb2 Kc6
3. e3 Kf6
4. Bb5 Ke4
5. Qf3 Kd6
6. Bc6 Pd7-c6
7. Be5 Qg5
8. Qg3 Be7
9. Qg5 Bg5
10. Bg7 Rg8
11. Be5 Bf5
12. d3 0-0-0 (c8)
13. Knf3 f6
14. Kng5 Pe5
15. Knf3 e4
16. Knh4 Pe4-d3
17. Knf5 Knf5
18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2
19. Kna3 Rd2
20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8
21. Knc2 c5
22. Kne1 b6
23. Knf3 Ra2
24. g4 Rg8
25. h3 h5

Fucking my mother would be difficult for you, since you like men.

thekremlin · 01-10-2011, 02:41 AM

1. b3 e5
2. Bb2 Kc6
3. e3 Kf6
4. Bb5 Ke4
5. Qf3 Kd6
6. Bc6 Pd7-c6
7. Be5 Qg5
8. Qg3 Be7
9. Qg5 Bg5
10. Bg7 Rg8
11. Be5 Bf5
12. d3 0-0-0 (c8)
13. Knf3 f6
14. Kng5 Pe5
15. Knf3 e4
16. Knh4 Pe4-d3
17. Knf5 Knf5
18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2
19. Kna3 Rd2
20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8
21. Knc2 c5
22. Kne1 b6
23. Knf3 Ra2
24. g4 Rg8
25. h3 h5
26. Kne5

No I just have to figure out which is her pussy and which is just a roll of fat.

f3lix · 01-10-2011, 07:42 PM

1. b3 e5
2. Bb2 Kc6
3. e3 Kf6
4. Bb5 Ke4
5. Qf3 Kd6
6. Bc6 Pd7-c6
7. Be5 Qg5
8. Qg3 Be7
9. Qg5 Bg5
10. Bg7 Rg8
11. Be5 Bf5
12. d3 0-0-0 (c8)
13. Knf3 f6
14. Kng5 Pe5
15. Knf3 e4
16. Knh4 Pe4-d3
17. Knf5 Knf5
18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2
19. Kna3 Rd2
20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8
21. Knc2 c5
22. Kne1 b6
23. Knf3 Ra2
24. g4 Rg8
25. h3 h5
26. Kne5 Ph5-g4

You don't know what a pussy looks like? Fag.

thekremlin · 01-11-2011, 02:46 AM

1. b3 e5
2. Bb2 Kc6
3. e3 Kf6
4. Bb5 Ke4
5. Qf3 Kd6
6. Bc6 Pd7-c6
7. Be5 Qg5
8. Qg3 Be7
9. Qg5 Bg5
10. Bg7 Rg8
11. Be5 Bf5
12. d3 0-0-0 (c8)
13. Knf3 f6
14. Kng5 Pe5
15. Knf3 e4
16. Knh4 Pe4-d3
17. Knf5 Knf5
18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2
19. Kna3 Rd2
20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8
21. Knc2 c5
22. Kne1 b6
23. Knf3 Ra2
24. g4 Rg8
25. h3 h5
26. Kne5 Ph5-g4
27. Ph3-g4
I just didnt recognize your mom's pussy. Because of all the yeast, I mean.

f3lix · 01-11-2011, 06:09 AM

1. b3 e5
2. Bb2 Kc6
3. e3 Kf6
4. Bb5 Ke4
5. Qf3 Kd6
6. Bc6 Pd7-c6
7. Be5 Qg5
8. Qg3 Be7
9. Qg5 Bg5
10. Bg7 Rg8
11. Be5 Bf5
12. d3 0-0-0 (c8)
13. Knf3 f6
14. Kng5 Pe5
15. Knf3 e4
16. Knh4 Pe4-d3
17. Knf5 Knf5
18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2
19. Kna3 Rd2
20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8
21. Knc2 c5
22. Kne1 b6
23. Knf3 Ra2
24. g4 Rg8
25. h3 h5
26. Kne5 Ph5-g4
27. Ph3-g4 Ra3

Your moves are as boring as your mother is on her back.

thekremlin · 01-11-2011, 06:17 AM

1. b3 e5
2. Bb2 Kc6
3. e3 Kf6
4. Bb5 Ke4
5. Qf3 Kd6
6. Bc6 Pd7-c6
7. Be5 Qg5
8. Qg3 Be7
9. Qg5 Bg5
10. Bg7 Rg8
11. Be5 Bf5
12. d3 0-0-0 (c8)
13. Knf3 f6
14. Kng5 Pe5
15. Knf3 e4
16. Knh4 Pe4-d3
17. Knf5 Knf5
18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2
19. Kna3 Rd2
20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8
21. Knc2 c5
22. Kne1 b6
23. Knf3 Ra2
24. g4 Rg8
25. h3 h5
26. Kne5 Ph5-g4
27. Ph3-g4 Ra3
28. Ra1
It's go time baby.

thekremlin · 01-11-2011, 12:25 PM

By the way feel free to make more than one move a day.

Ugly Bastard · 01-11-2011, 01:38 PM

f3lix, you just got called the fuck out.

f3lix · 01-11-2011, 07:42 PM

1. b3 e5
2. Bb2 Kc6
3. e3 Kf6
4. Bb5 Ke4
5. Qf3 Kd6
6. Bc6 Pd7-c6
7. Be5 Qg5
8. Qg3 Be7
9. Qg5 Bg5
10. Bg7 Rg8
11. Be5 Bf5
12. d3 0-0-0 (c8)
13. Knf3 f6
14. Kng5 Pe5
15. Knf3 e4
16. Knh4 Pe4-d3
17. Knf5 Knf5
18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2
19. Kna3 Rd2
20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8
21. Knc2 c5
22. Kne1 b6
23. Knf3 Ra2
24. g4 Rg8
25. h3 h5
26. Kne5 Ph5-g4
27. Ph3-g4 Ra3
28. Ra1 Ra1

It's tough to make more than one move per day when you make illegal moves.

thekremlin · 01-12-2011, 01:56 AM

1. b3 e5
2. Bb2 Kc6
3. e3 Kf6
4. Bb5 Ke4
5. Qf3 Kd6
6. Bc6 Pd7-c6
7. Be5 Qg5
8. Qg3 Be7
9. Qg5 Bg5
10. Bg7 Rg8
11. Be5 Bf5
12. d3 0-0-0 (c8)
13. Knf3 f6
14. Kng5 Pe5
15. Knf3 e4
16. Knh4 Pe4-d3
17. Knf5 Knf5
18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2
19. Kna3 Rd2
20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8
21. Knc2 c5
22. Kne1 b6
23. Knf3 Ra2
24. g4 Rg8
25. h3 h5
26. Kne5 Ph5-g4
27. Ph3-g4 Ra3
28. Ra1 Ra1
29. Ra1
ROOK TO A ONE

f3lix · 01-12-2011, 10:25 AM

King b7

I can smell your cunt.

thekremlin · 01-12-2011, 10:40 AM

1. b3 e5
2. Bb2 Kc6
3. e3 Kf6
4. Bb5 Ke4
5. Qf3 Kd6
6. Bc6 Pd7-c6
7. Be5 Qg5
8. Qg3 Be7
9. Qg5 Bg5
10. Bg7 Rg8
11. Be5 Bf5
12. d3 0-0-0 (c8)
13. Knf3 f6
14. Kng5 Pe5
15. Knf3 e4
16. Knh4 Pe4-d3
17. Knf5 Knf5
18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2
19. Kna3 Rd2
20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8
21. Knc2 c5
22. Kne1 b6
23. Knf3 Ra2
24. g4 Rg8
25. h3 h5
26. Kne5 Ph5-g4
27. Ph3-g4 Ra3
28. Ra1 Ra1
29. Ra1 Kgb7
30. e4
How does it smell? Because yours smells like fear

Orgazmo · 01-12-2011, 01:25 PM

Dave, can you end this fucking thing already? I'm looking forward to collecting my 2000 pennies from one of your many detractors.

thekremlin · 01-12-2011, 05:04 PM

Which of us is Dave?

f3lix · 01-12-2011, 05:09 PM

1. b3 e5
2. Bb2 Kc6
3. e3 Kf6
4. Bb5 Ke4
5. Qf3 Kd6
6. Bc6 Pd7-c6
7. Be5 Qg5
8. Qg3 Be7
9. Qg5 Bg5
10. Bg7 Rg8
11. Be5 Bf5
12. d3 0-0-0 (c8)
13. Knf3 f6
14. Kng5 Pe5
15. Knf3 e4
16. Knh4 Pe4-d3
17. Knf5 Knf5
18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2
19. Kna3 Rd2
20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8
21. Knc2 c5
22. Kne1 b6
23. Knf3 Ra2
24. g4 Rg8
25. h3 h5
26. Kne5 Ph5-g4
27. Ph3-g4 Ra3
28. Ra1 Ra1
29. Ra1 Kgb7
30. e4 Knd4

Mine smells like your asshole, being that I'm fucking it.

Gaz, we are likely 20 moves away.

Orgazmo · 01-12-2011, 05:12 PM

Christ.

FC, can you responsibly invest the $20 that you're going to owe me? I'd like the final payout adjusted for inflation.

Ty.

angry pancake · 01-12-2011, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

Christ.

FC, can you responsibly invest the $20 that you're going to owe me? I'd like the final payout adjusted for inflation.

Ty.

It's like watching paint dry in a foreign language.

thekremlin · 01-13-2011, 02:52 AM

1. b3 e5
2. Bb2 Kc6
3. e3 Kf6
4. Bb5 Ke4
5. Qf3 Kd6
6. Bc6 Pd7-c6
7. Be5 Qg5
8. Qg3 Be7
9. Qg5 Bg5
10. Bg7 Rg8
11. Be5 Bf5
12. d3 0-0-0 (c8)
13. Knf3 f6
14. Kng5 Pe5
15. Knf3 e4
16. Knh4 Pe4-d3
17. Knf5 Knf5
18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2
19. Kna3 Rd2
20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8
21. Knc2 c5
22. Kne1 b6
23. Knf3 Ra2
24. g4 Rg8
25. h3 h5
26. Kne5 Ph5-g4
27. Ph3-g4 Ra3
28. Ra1 Ra1
29. Ra1 Kgb7
30. e4 Knd4
31. Rb1
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

f3lix · 01-13-2011, 06:33 AM

1. b3 e5
2. Bb2 Kc6
3. e3 Kf6
4. Bb5 Ke4
5. Qf3 Kd6
6. Bc6 Pd7-c6
7. Be5 Qg5
8. Qg3 Be7
9. Qg5 Bg5
10. Bg7 Rg8
11. Be5 Bf5
12. d3 0-0-0 (c8)
13. Knf3 f6
14. Kng5 Pe5
15. Knf3 e4
16. Knh4 Pe4-d3
17. Knf5 Knf5
18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2
19. Kna3 Rd2
20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8
21. Knc2 c5
22. Kne1 b6
23. Knf3 Ra2
24. g4 Rg8
25. h3 h5
26. Kne5 Ph5-g4
27. Ph3-g4 Ra3
28. Ra1 Ra1
29. Ra1 Kgb7
30. e4 Knd4
31. Rb1 Rg5

I recall you saying you were better at the endgame.

thekremlin · 01-13-2011, 07:35 AM

1. b3 e5
2. Bb2 Kc6
3. e3 Kf6
4. Bb5 Ke4
5. Qf3 Kd6
6. Bc6 Pd7-c6
7. Be5 Qg5
8. Qg3 Be7
9. Qg5 Bg5
10. Bg7 Rg8
11. Be5 Bf5
12. d3 0-0-0 (c8)
13. Knf3 f6
14. Kng5 Pe5
15. Knf3 e4
16. Knh4 Pe4-d3
17. Knf5 Knf5
18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2
19. Kna3 Rd2
20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8
21. Knc2 c5
22. Kne1 b6
23. Knf3 Ra2
24. g4 Rg8
25. h3 h5
26. Kne5 Ph5-g4
27. Ph3-g4 Ra3
28. Ra1 Ra1
29. Ra1 Kgb7
30. e4 Knd4
31. Rb1 Rg5
32. f4
Nice move

f3lix · 01-13-2011, 05:00 PM

1. b3 e5
2. Bb2 Kc6
3. e3 Kf6
4. Bb5 Ke4
5. Qf3 Kd6
6. Bc6 Pd7-c6
7. Be5 Qg5
8. Qg3 Be7
9. Qg5 Bg5
10. Bg7 Rg8
11. Be5 Bf5
12. d3 0-0-0 (c8)
13. Knf3 f6
14. Kng5 Pe5
15. Knf3 e4
16. Knh4 Pe4-d3
17. Knf5 Knf5
18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2
19. Kna3 Rd2
20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8
21. Knc2 c5
22. Kne1 b6
23. Knf3 Ra2
24. g4 Rg8
25. h3 h5
26. Kne5 Ph5-g4
27. Ph3-g4 Ra3
28. Ra1 Ra1
29. Ra1 Kgb7
30. e4 Knd4
31. Rb1 Rg5
32. f4 Kne2+

Check, motherfucker

01-09-2011, 10:44 AM	#102 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	1. b3 e5 2. Bb2 Kc6 3. e3 Kf6 4. Bb5 Ke4 5. Qf3 Kd6 6. Bc6 Pd7-c6 7. Be5 Qg5 8. Qg3 Be7 9. Qg5 Bg5 10. Bg7 Rg8 11. Be5 Bf5 12. d3 0-0-0 (c8) 13. Knf3 f6 14. Kng5 Pe5 15. Knf3 e4 16. Knh4 Pe4-d3 17. Knf5 Knf5 18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2 19. Kna3 Rd2 20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8 21. Knc2 c5 22. Kne1 b6 23. Knf3 Ra2 24. g4 (My bad)
	Last edited by thekremlin; 01-09-2011 at 10:49 AM.

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01-09-2011, 10:11 AM	#101 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Move doesn't exist. I moved that pawn to c5 on move 21. Remember? You made fun of me for moving that pawn.

01-09-2011, 12:39 PM	#103 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	1. b3 e5 2. Bb2 Kc6 3. e3 Kf6 4. Bb5 Ke4 5. Qf3 Kd6 6. Bc6 Pd7-c6 7. Be5 Qg5 8. Qg3 Be7 9. Qg5 Bg5 10. Bg7 Rg8 11. Be5 Bf5 12. d3 0-0-0 (c8) 13. Knf3 f6 14. Kng5 Pe5 15. Knf3 e4 16. Knh4 Pe4-d3 17. Knf5 Knf5 18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2 19. Kna3 Rd2 20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8 21. Knc2 c5 22. Kne1 b6 23. Knf3 Ra2 24. g4 Rg8 This is almost as easy as fucking your mother

01-09-2011, 12:47 PM	#104 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	1. b3 e5 2. Bb2 Kc6 3. e3 Kf6 4. Bb5 Ke4 5. Qf3 Kd6 6. Bc6 Pd7-c6 7. Be5 Qg5 8. Qg3 Be7 9. Qg5 Bg5 10. Bg7 Rg8 11. Be5 Bf5 12. d3 0-0-0 (c8) 13. Knf3 f6 14. Kng5 Pe5 15. Knf3 e4 16. Knh4 Pe4-d3 17. Knf5 Knf5 18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2 19. Kna3 Rd2 20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8 21. Knc2 c5 22. Kne1 b6 23. Knf3 Ra2 24. g4 Rg8 25. h3 Fucking your mother is quite difficult for me.

01-09-2011, 11:04 PM	#105 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	1. b3 e5 2. Bb2 Kc6 3. e3 Kf6 4. Bb5 Ke4 5. Qf3 Kd6 6. Bc6 Pd7-c6 7. Be5 Qg5 8. Qg3 Be7 9. Qg5 Bg5 10. Bg7 Rg8 11. Be5 Bf5 12. d3 0-0-0 (c8) 13. Knf3 f6 14. Kng5 Pe5 15. Knf3 e4 16. Knh4 Pe4-d3 17. Knf5 Knf5 18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2 19. Kna3 Rd2 20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8 21. Knc2 c5 22. Kne1 b6 23. Knf3 Ra2 24. g4 Rg8 25. h3 h5 Fucking my mother would be difficult for you, since you like men.

01-10-2011, 02:41 AM	#106 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	1. b3 e5 2. Bb2 Kc6 3. e3 Kf6 4. Bb5 Ke4 5. Qf3 Kd6 6. Bc6 Pd7-c6 7. Be5 Qg5 8. Qg3 Be7 9. Qg5 Bg5 10. Bg7 Rg8 11. Be5 Bf5 12. d3 0-0-0 (c8) 13. Knf3 f6 14. Kng5 Pe5 15. Knf3 e4 16. Knh4 Pe4-d3 17. Knf5 Knf5 18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2 19. Kna3 Rd2 20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8 21. Knc2 c5 22. Kne1 b6 23. Knf3 Ra2 24. g4 Rg8 25. h3 h5 26. Kne5 No I just have to figure out which is her pussy and which is just a roll of fat.

01-10-2011, 07:42 PM	#107 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	1. b3 e5 2. Bb2 Kc6 3. e3 Kf6 4. Bb5 Ke4 5. Qf3 Kd6 6. Bc6 Pd7-c6 7. Be5 Qg5 8. Qg3 Be7 9. Qg5 Bg5 10. Bg7 Rg8 11. Be5 Bf5 12. d3 0-0-0 (c8) 13. Knf3 f6 14. Kng5 Pe5 15. Knf3 e4 16. Knh4 Pe4-d3 17. Knf5 Knf5 18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2 19. Kna3 Rd2 20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8 21. Knc2 c5 22. Kne1 b6 23. Knf3 Ra2 24. g4 Rg8 25. h3 h5 26. Kne5 Ph5-g4 You don't know what a pussy looks like? Fag.

01-11-2011, 02:46 AM	#108 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	1. b3 e5 2. Bb2 Kc6 3. e3 Kf6 4. Bb5 Ke4 5. Qf3 Kd6 6. Bc6 Pd7-c6 7. Be5 Qg5 8. Qg3 Be7 9. Qg5 Bg5 10. Bg7 Rg8 11. Be5 Bf5 12. d3 0-0-0 (c8) 13. Knf3 f6 14. Kng5 Pe5 15. Knf3 e4 16. Knh4 Pe4-d3 17. Knf5 Knf5 18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2 19. Kna3 Rd2 20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8 21. Knc2 c5 22. Kne1 b6 23. Knf3 Ra2 24. g4 Rg8 25. h3 h5 26. Kne5 Ph5-g4 27. Ph3-g4 I just didnt recognize your mom's pussy. Because of all the yeast, I mean.

01-11-2011, 06:09 AM	#109 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	1. b3 e5 2. Bb2 Kc6 3. e3 Kf6 4. Bb5 Ke4 5. Qf3 Kd6 6. Bc6 Pd7-c6 7. Be5 Qg5 8. Qg3 Be7 9. Qg5 Bg5 10. Bg7 Rg8 11. Be5 Bf5 12. d3 0-0-0 (c8) 13. Knf3 f6 14. Kng5 Pe5 15. Knf3 e4 16. Knh4 Pe4-d3 17. Knf5 Knf5 18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2 19. Kna3 Rd2 20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8 21. Knc2 c5 22. Kne1 b6 23. Knf3 Ra2 24. g4 Rg8 25. h3 h5 26. Kne5 Ph5-g4 27. Ph3-g4 Ra3 Your moves are as boring as your mother is on her back.

01-11-2011, 06:17 AM	#110 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	1. b3 e5 2. Bb2 Kc6 3. e3 Kf6 4. Bb5 Ke4 5. Qf3 Kd6 6. Bc6 Pd7-c6 7. Be5 Qg5 8. Qg3 Be7 9. Qg5 Bg5 10. Bg7 Rg8 11. Be5 Bf5 12. d3 0-0-0 (c8) 13. Knf3 f6 14. Kng5 Pe5 15. Knf3 e4 16. Knh4 Pe4-d3 17. Knf5 Knf5 18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2 19. Kna3 Rd2 20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8 21. Knc2 c5 22. Kne1 b6 23. Knf3 Ra2 24. g4 Rg8 25. h3 h5 26. Kne5 Ph5-g4 27. Ph3-g4 Ra3 28. Ra1 It's go time baby.

01-11-2011, 12:25 PM	#111 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	By the way feel free to make more than one move a day.

01-11-2011, 01:38 PM	#112 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	f3lix, you just got called the fuck out.

01-11-2011, 07:42 PM	#113 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	1. b3 e5 2. Bb2 Kc6 3. e3 Kf6 4. Bb5 Ke4 5. Qf3 Kd6 6. Bc6 Pd7-c6 7. Be5 Qg5 8. Qg3 Be7 9. Qg5 Bg5 10. Bg7 Rg8 11. Be5 Bf5 12. d3 0-0-0 (c8) 13. Knf3 f6 14. Kng5 Pe5 15. Knf3 e4 16. Knh4 Pe4-d3 17. Knf5 Knf5 18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2 19. Kna3 Rd2 20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8 21. Knc2 c5 22. Kne1 b6 23. Knf3 Ra2 24. g4 Rg8 25. h3 h5 26. Kne5 Ph5-g4 27. Ph3-g4 Ra3 28. Ra1 Ra1 It's tough to make more than one move per day when you make illegal moves.

01-12-2011, 01:56 AM	#114 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	1. b3 e5 2. Bb2 Kc6 3. e3 Kf6 4. Bb5 Ke4 5. Qf3 Kd6 6. Bc6 Pd7-c6 7. Be5 Qg5 8. Qg3 Be7 9. Qg5 Bg5 10. Bg7 Rg8 11. Be5 Bf5 12. d3 0-0-0 (c8) 13. Knf3 f6 14. Kng5 Pe5 15. Knf3 e4 16. Knh4 Pe4-d3 17. Knf5 Knf5 18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2 19. Kna3 Rd2 20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8 21. Knc2 c5 22. Kne1 b6 23. Knf3 Ra2 24. g4 Rg8 25. h3 h5 26. Kne5 Ph5-g4 27. Ph3-g4 Ra3 28. Ra1 Ra1 29. Ra1 ROOK TO A ONE

01-12-2011, 10:25 AM	#115 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	King b7 I can smell your cunt.

01-12-2011, 10:40 AM	#116 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	1. b3 e5 2. Bb2 Kc6 3. e3 Kf6 4. Bb5 Ke4 5. Qf3 Kd6 6. Bc6 Pd7-c6 7. Be5 Qg5 8. Qg3 Be7 9. Qg5 Bg5 10. Bg7 Rg8 11. Be5 Bf5 12. d3 0-0-0 (c8) 13. Knf3 f6 14. Kng5 Pe5 15. Knf3 e4 16. Knh4 Pe4-d3 17. Knf5 Knf5 18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2 19. Kna3 Rd2 20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8 21. Knc2 c5 22. Kne1 b6 23. Knf3 Ra2 24. g4 Rg8 25. h3 h5 26. Kne5 Ph5-g4 27. Ph3-g4 Ra3 28. Ra1 Ra1 29. Ra1 Kgb7 30. e4 How does it smell? Because yours smells like fear

01-12-2011, 01:25 PM	#117 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Dave, can you end this fucking thing already? I'm looking forward to collecting my 2000 pennies from one of your many detractors.

01-12-2011, 05:04 PM	#118 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	Which of us is Dave?

01-12-2011, 05:09 PM	#119 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	1. b3 e5 2. Bb2 Kc6 3. e3 Kf6 4. Bb5 Ke4 5. Qf3 Kd6 6. Bc6 Pd7-c6 7. Be5 Qg5 8. Qg3 Be7 9. Qg5 Bg5 10. Bg7 Rg8 11. Be5 Bf5 12. d3 0-0-0 (c8) 13. Knf3 f6 14. Kng5 Pe5 15. Knf3 e4 16. Knh4 Pe4-d3 17. Knf5 Knf5 18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2 19. Kna3 Rd2 20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8 21. Knc2 c5 22. Kne1 b6 23. Knf3 Ra2 24. g4 Rg8 25. h3 h5 26. Kne5 Ph5-g4 27. Ph3-g4 Ra3 28. Ra1 Ra1 29. Ra1 Kgb7 30. e4 Knd4 Mine smells like your asshole, being that I'm fucking it. Gaz, we are likely 20 moves away.

01-12-2011, 05:12 PM	#120 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Christ. FC, can you responsibly invest the $20 that you're going to owe me? I'd like the final payout adjusted for inflation. Ty.

01-13-2011, 02:52 AM	#122 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	1. b3 e5 2. Bb2 Kc6 3. e3 Kf6 4. Bb5 Ke4 5. Qf3 Kd6 6. Bc6 Pd7-c6 7. Be5 Qg5 8. Qg3 Be7 9. Qg5 Bg5 10. Bg7 Rg8 11. Be5 Bf5 12. d3 0-0-0 (c8) 13. Knf3 f6 14. Kng5 Pe5 15. Knf3 e4 16. Knh4 Pe4-d3 17. Knf5 Knf5 18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2 19. Kna3 Rd2 20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8 21. Knc2 c5 22. Kne1 b6 23. Knf3 Ra2 24. g4 Rg8 25. h3 h5 26. Kne5 Ph5-g4 27. Ph3-g4 Ra3 28. Ra1 Ra1 29. Ra1 Kgb7 30. e4 Knd4 31. Rb1 ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

01-13-2011, 06:33 AM	#123 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	1. b3 e5 2. Bb2 Kc6 3. e3 Kf6 4. Bb5 Ke4 5. Qf3 Kd6 6. Bc6 Pd7-c6 7. Be5 Qg5 8. Qg3 Be7 9. Qg5 Bg5 10. Bg7 Rg8 11. Be5 Bf5 12. d3 0-0-0 (c8) 13. Knf3 f6 14. Kng5 Pe5 15. Knf3 e4 16. Knh4 Pe4-d3 17. Knf5 Knf5 18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2 19. Kna3 Rd2 20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8 21. Knc2 c5 22. Kne1 b6 23. Knf3 Ra2 24. g4 Rg8 25. h3 h5 26. Kne5 Ph5-g4 27. Ph3-g4 Ra3 28. Ra1 Ra1 29. Ra1 Kgb7 30. e4 Knd4 31. Rb1 Rg5 I recall you saying you were better at the endgame.

01-13-2011, 07:35 AM	#124 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	1. b3 e5 2. Bb2 Kc6 3. e3 Kf6 4. Bb5 Ke4 5. Qf3 Kd6 6. Bc6 Pd7-c6 7. Be5 Qg5 8. Qg3 Be7 9. Qg5 Bg5 10. Bg7 Rg8 11. Be5 Bf5 12. d3 0-0-0 (c8) 13. Knf3 f6 14. Kng5 Pe5 15. Knf3 e4 16. Knh4 Pe4-d3 17. Knf5 Knf5 18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2 19. Kna3 Rd2 20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8 21. Knc2 c5 22. Kne1 b6 23. Knf3 Ra2 24. g4 Rg8 25. h3 h5 26. Kne5 Ph5-g4 27. Ph3-g4 Ra3 28. Ra1 Ra1 29. Ra1 Kgb7 30. e4 Knd4 31. Rb1 Rg5 32. f4 Nice move

01-13-2011, 05:00 PM	#125 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	1. b3 e5 2. Bb2 Kc6 3. e3 Kf6 4. Bb5 Ke4 5. Qf3 Kd6 6. Bc6 Pd7-c6 7. Be5 Qg5 8. Qg3 Be7 9. Qg5 Bg5 10. Bg7 Rg8 11. Be5 Bf5 12. d3 0-0-0 (c8) 13. Knf3 f6 14. Kng5 Pe5 15. Knf3 e4 16. Knh4 Pe4-d3 17. Knf5 Knf5 18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2 19. Kna3 Rd2 20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8 21. Knc2 c5 22. Kne1 b6 23. Knf3 Ra2 24. g4 Rg8 25. h3 h5 26. Kne5 Ph5-g4 27. Ph3-g4 Ra3 28. Ra1 Ra1 29. Ra1 Kgb7 30. e4 Knd4 31. Rb1 Rg5 32. f4 Kne2+ Check, motherfucker