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03-19-2002, 01:19 AM

Alright you dirty sons of bitches, listen up and listen up good. The Dild Assassin has arrived in this motherfucker and there isn't a god damned thing that any one of you can do about it.

Right now this board looks pretty fucking dead. What does that mean to you? Nothing directly...but indirectly you could see that it means that I have violated your grandmother's/mother's/sister's/cousin's/second cousin's/basically every female person that you have ever come into contact with, I have violated their vaginals. How could you infer this? Well I have not been on these boards...if I wasn't here, I was there. What did I do there? I violated. Fuck you.

You are reading this thinking that you aren't a piece of shit. You probably think that you are above being insulted to the point of wanting to take your own life. Fuck that, and furthermore, fuck you. Do not even try to exchange shit with me, I am the wordsmith, you will leave with more education, but less pride, the sooner that you realize that the better off you and I will both be.

Lastly, it should be noted that I will stop at nothing in an attempt to make you feel like a smaller human being. You will read my words and laugh at them superficially, but deep inside you know that you are torn up. My cock just penetrated your soul like it was a squealing bitch, in other words, you're about to join that whore of a mother that you have in the "The Dild Assassin's Possessions" category: I Own You.

Now you know what I am currently doing to you, let me inform you more as to the "why" in the situation.

As you undoubtedly know by now...I am the Dild Assassin. From this you know that I have fucked more than any man's share of bitches...but the story continues. One of you, and I'm not sure which, is related closely to a diseased bitch. Considering the fact that I have entered all of your loved ones, I am here to find out which specimen was tainted. Upon realization, the bitch will be eliminated, and I will leave...but not until.

With that statement comes this; we'll call it "The Decision."

You can either keep quiet on the topic of the disease dripping cunt with legs, or you can grow a set of balls and realize that with the sacrifice of the vagina that birthed you, a new chance at life will bless you. Choosing A over B will make my job more difficult; however, it will also shorten your life considerably. Do I know where you live? Yes. Am I willing to take your life? Yes. Is it probable that I will? Yes.

That will be all for now, I'll give you a bit of time to turn over the bitch.

Ciao motherfuckers.

-The Dild Assassin

Lethal · 03-19-2002, 10:46 PM

Ok new poll.

Is this jackass a virgin?

no

YES

My money is on yes, becuase i smell shit, and a lot of it.

[This message has been edited by Lethal (edited March 19, 2002).]

03-19-2002, 11:19 PM

Don't worry Lethal, I do plan on replying to your post, but hold on, I have something more important to do.

Goes to bathroom, wipes vaginal residue from Lethal's sister off of cock, returns to computer.

After the previous action, do I really need to address the topic of my virginity?

[This message has been edited by The Dild Assassin (edited March 19, 2002).]

silverteioh · 03-20-2002, 12:24 AM

Dild, I'd hate to rain on your pathetic little bragging rant you have going, but you sound like a whiny two year old girl. It is quite easy to sound big and bad with a repertiore of monosyllabic insults and four letter vulgarities. Especially on the internet, where you are only represented by your words and the mascot below your name.

The fact that you go out of your way to blatantly revel in your supposed heterosexuality only suggests that you are quite insecure in your our being and sexuality. Possibly even sexual orientation.

No one is impressed by you saying that you've had sexual relations with many females. That's like telling Lethal I ran over his dog, or telling Gonja that I told beat his sister to death with a baseball bat. It's completely unoriginal, petty, worthless, and immature.

If you're going to post vain bullshit, at least be orinigal with the crap your spreading around.

And yes, I agree with Lethal, this pathetic soul is a virgin, and will remain one as long as he lacks the funds to pay for sex.

03-20-2002, 02:10 AM

Silverteioh, perhaps the time has come for you to cease being a cock-bitch who makes futile attempts at outwitting his verbal opponents on the nubblies.com boards.

In your first paragraph, you claimed that I was sounding big and bad due to my strict use of cursing. If the amount of shit found in a person's logic was comparable to penis length, this claim would be african american. My points came from fact, not vulgarities. The fact that many females have graced my cock isn't changed whether I say I have "fucked them" or I say that I have "connected in a sweet piece of genital union" with them.

And yes, maybe if I was cursing for the sole purpose of sounding "big and bad" on the internet as some sort of facade that hides real traits then I would fall into the category of "sounding like a whiny two year old girl"; however, this is not the case. On the other side of the coin, what you see as an attempt at sounding big and bad is simply my way of telling you that I hope you get hit by a large mode of transportation. In a land where a complete personality is represented with "words and mascots," how in the fuck else do you want me to express myself? Should I walk up to the virtual Silverteioh and tell him to fuck himself? Would that make it better? Not only is this impossible, it would likely change nothing in your opinion of my intentions...understand that the words are all that I have to tell you what has happened and what I would like to happen...if you take them as bullshit there really isn't much I can do about that save use a moment of time to realize that I actually don't give a fuck what you think...

You claim that there is a chance that I may be insecure about my sexuality simply because I have gotten a fair share of stank on my hangdown. If fucking a lot of cunt means that a guy is homo then yes, I'm a homo; however, I'm sure that this is not the case. Also, even if my sexual comments were fake, as you claim they must have been, that would mean absolutely nothing about my sexuality. How many homos do you know that often say "Yeah, I fucked 18 bitches last night"? Not too many...

Lastly, I'd like to take a moment to comment on your hypocrisy. You make a post about "Gay Bashing" and how it is completely unoriginal and should be heavily frowned upon...but yet in your very next post you try to imply that I am a homosexual...interesting tactic.

If the victory of a verbal battle was awarded to the person with the most lack of logic, least mass of self-worth, and greatest overall hypocrisy then you, Silverteioh, would be considered today's victor; however, in the real world you're simply considered a piece of shit. You have my condolences if that is any type of consolation.

G'day and burn in hell.

-The Dild Assassin

StabMaster Arson · 03-20-2002, 05:34 AM

I would simply like to put my two cents in on this topic... silver, you are a pretentious, self-righteous walking brown-eye. I actually have more respect for this 'dild assassin' than I will ever have for you. dild hit the nail on the head with the hypocrite title for you. also, silver, if you plan on responding to this, it would be in your best interest to lose the condesending tone.

oh yeah, by the way... Lethal, I ran over your dog and Gonja, I beat your sister to death with a baseball bat.

03-21-2002, 06:38 PM

lethal, I'm your real dad

03-22-2002, 01:05 PM

If you are Lethal's father...that means you were probably that other guy entering that bitch's room a long ass time ago. You see, after I unloaded into her, she said she needed more dick (she's quite a slut), so she telephoned a different male to come continue...

Johnny, I don't know how to tell you this, but you may not actually be his father. There were many guys after you that came in attempts of taming the pussy... I think a DNA test will be necessary to determine the actual father. Will all of the men that fucked Lethal's mother please let your voice be heard so that we can put the mystery of his father down for good...please, for his sake.

Cockstarr · 03-23-2002, 03:42 AM

The Cockstarr reluctantly puts his name in the hat of possible fathers for lethal as well. The Cockstarr is not proud of his exploits, but The Cockstarr feels it necessary to absolve himself of this.

03-23-2002, 07:58 PM

The Dild Assassin
Johnny Richter
The Cockstarr

These are people who may be Lethal's father. Are there any more of you about?

03-19-2002, 01:19 AM	#1 (permalink)
The Dild Assassin Guest Posts: n/a	Alright you dirty sons of bitches, listen up and listen up good. The Dild Assassin has arrived in this motherfucker and there isn't a god damned thing that any one of you can do about it. Right now this board looks pretty fucking dead. What does that mean to you? Nothing directly...but indirectly you could see that it means that I have violated your grandmother's/mother's/sister's/cousin's/second cousin's/basically every female person that you have ever come into contact with, I have violated their vaginals. How could you infer this? Well I have not been on these boards...if I wasn't here, I was there. What did I do there? I violated. Fuck you. You are reading this thinking that you aren't a piece of shit. You probably think that you are above being insulted to the point of wanting to take your own life. Fuck that, and furthermore, fuck you. Do not even try to exchange shit with me, I am the wordsmith, you will leave with more education, but less pride, the sooner that you realize that the better off you and I will both be. Lastly, it should be noted that I will stop at nothing in an attempt to make you feel like a smaller human being. You will read my words and laugh at them superficially, but deep inside you know that you are torn up. My cock just penetrated your soul like it was a squealing bitch, in other words, you're about to join that whore of a mother that you have in the "The Dild Assassin's Possessions" category: I Own You. Now you know what I am currently doing to you, let me inform you more as to the "why" in the situation. As you undoubtedly know by now...I am the Dild Assassin. From this you know that I have fucked more than any man's share of bitches...but the story continues. One of you, and I'm not sure which, is related closely to a diseased bitch. Considering the fact that I have entered all of your loved ones, I am here to find out which specimen was tainted. Upon realization, the bitch will be eliminated, and I will leave...but not until. With that statement comes this; we'll call it "The Decision." You can either keep quiet on the topic of the disease dripping cunt with legs, or you can grow a set of balls and realize that with the sacrifice of the vagina that birthed you, a new chance at life will bless you. Choosing A over B will make my job more difficult; however, it will also shorten your life considerably. Do I know where you live? Yes. Am I willing to take your life? Yes. Is it probable that I will? Yes. That will be all for now, I'll give you a bit of time to turn over the bitch. Ciao motherfuckers. -The Dild Assassin
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03-19-2002, 11:19 PM	#3 (permalink)
The Dild Assassin Guest Posts: n/a	Don't worry Lethal, I do plan on replying to your post, but hold on, I have something more important to do. Goes to bathroom, wipes vaginal residue from Lethal's sister off of cock, returns to computer. After the previous action, do I really need to address the topic of my virginity? [This message has been edited by The Dild Assassin (edited March 19, 2002).]
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03-20-2002, 02:10 AM	#5 (permalink)
The Dild Assassin Guest Posts: n/a	Silverteioh, perhaps the time has come for you to cease being a cock-bitch who makes futile attempts at outwitting his verbal opponents on the nubblies.com boards. In your first paragraph, you claimed that I was sounding big and bad due to my strict use of cursing. If the amount of shit found in a person's logic was comparable to penis length, this claim would be african american. My points came from fact, not vulgarities. The fact that many females have graced my cock isn't changed whether I say I have "fucked them" or I say that I have "connected in a sweet piece of genital union" with them. And yes, maybe if I was cursing for the sole purpose of sounding "big and bad" on the internet as some sort of facade that hides real traits then I would fall into the category of "sounding like a whiny two year old girl"; however, this is not the case. On the other side of the coin, what you see as an attempt at sounding big and bad is simply my way of telling you that I hope you get hit by a large mode of transportation. In a land where a complete personality is represented with "words and mascots," how in the fuck else do you want me to express myself? Should I walk up to the virtual Silverteioh and tell him to fuck himself? Would that make it better? Not only is this impossible, it would likely change nothing in your opinion of my intentions...understand that the words are all that I have to tell you what has happened and what I would like to happen...if you take them as bullshit there really isn't much I can do about that save use a moment of time to realize that I actually don't give a fuck what you think... You claim that there is a chance that I may be insecure about my sexuality simply because I have gotten a fair share of stank on my hangdown. If fucking a lot of cunt means that a guy is homo then yes, I'm a homo; however, I'm sure that this is not the case. Also, even if my sexual comments were fake, as you claim they must have been, that would mean absolutely nothing about my sexuality. How many homos do you know that often say "Yeah, I fucked 18 bitches last night"? Not too many... Lastly, I'd like to take a moment to comment on your hypocrisy. You make a post about "Gay Bashing" and how it is completely unoriginal and should be heavily frowned upon...but yet in your very next post you try to imply that I am a homosexual...interesting tactic. If the victory of a verbal battle was awarded to the person with the most lack of logic, least mass of self-worth, and greatest overall hypocrisy then you, Silverteioh, would be considered today's victor; however, in the real world you're simply considered a piece of shit. You have my condolences if that is any type of consolation. G'day and burn in hell. -The Dild Assassin
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03-21-2002, 06:38 PM	#7 (permalink)
JohnnyRichter Guest Posts: n/a	lethal, I'm your real dad
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03-22-2002, 01:05 PM	#8 (permalink)
The Dild Assassin Guest Posts: n/a	If you are Lethal's father...that means you were probably that other guy entering that bitch's room a long ass time ago. You see, after I unloaded into her, she said she needed more dick (she's quite a slut), so she telephoned a different male to come continue... Johnny, I don't know how to tell you this, but you may not actually be his father. There were many guys after you that came in attempts of taming the pussy... I think a DNA test will be necessary to determine the actual father. Will all of the men that fucked Lethal's mother please let your voice be heard so that we can put the mystery of his father down for good...please, for his sake.
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03-19-2002, 10:46 PM	#2 (permalink)
Lethal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 491 Internets: 10	Ok new poll. Is this jackass a virgin? no YES My money is on yes, becuase i smell shit, and a lot of it. [This message has been edited by Lethal (edited March 19, 2002).]

03-20-2002, 12:24 AM	#4 (permalink)
silverteioh Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: fuckin\' Purdue.... Posts: 50 Internets: 10	Dild, I'd hate to rain on your pathetic little bragging rant you have going, but you sound like a whiny two year old girl. It is quite easy to sound big and bad with a repertiore of monosyllabic insults and four letter vulgarities. Especially on the internet, where you are only represented by your words and the mascot below your name. The fact that you go out of your way to blatantly revel in your supposed heterosexuality only suggests that you are quite insecure in your our being and sexuality. Possibly even sexual orientation. No one is impressed by you saying that you've had sexual relations with many females. That's like telling Lethal I ran over his dog, or telling Gonja that I told beat his sister to death with a baseball bat. It's completely unoriginal, petty, worthless, and immature. If you're going to post vain bullshit, at least be orinigal with the crap your spreading around. And yes, I agree with Lethal, this pathetic soul is a virgin, and will remain one as long as he lacks the funds to pay for sex.

03-20-2002, 05:34 AM	#6 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I would simply like to put my two cents in on this topic... silver, you are a pretentious, self-righteous walking brown-eye. I actually have more respect for this 'dild assassin' than I will ever have for you. dild hit the nail on the head with the hypocrite title for you. also, silver, if you plan on responding to this, it would be in your best interest to lose the condesending tone. oh yeah, by the way... Lethal, I ran over your dog and Gonja, I beat your sister to death with a baseball bat.

03-23-2002, 03:42 AM	#9 (permalink)
Cockstarr Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Cockstarr is omnipresent Posts: 49 Internets: 10	The Cockstarr reluctantly puts his name in the hat of possible fathers for lethal as well. The Cockstarr is not proud of his exploits, but The Cockstarr feels it necessary to absolve himself of this.

03-23-2002, 07:58 PM	#10 (permalink)
The Dild Assassin Guest Posts: n/a	The Dild Assassin Johnny Richter The Cockstarr These are people who may be Lethal's father. Are there any more of you about?
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