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BigDongedHoe · 06-21-2008, 09:55 AM

We all know PN doesn't want to see nudes because Malibu isn't a guy.

Ugly Bastard · 06-21-2008, 12:53 PM

Oh snap! Got him!!

ProfessorNumber · 06-21-2008, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDongedHoe

We all know PN doesn't want to see nudes because Malibu isn't a guy.

Hah! That's really fucking clever! -- You cracked a joke that puts my heterosexuality into question, and that's really fresh and original. Seriously, you should write a book on how to be funny -- the ironic part is, it wouldn't be funny. In fact, it would suck a fat fucking cock, much the way your mom/dad/siblings/etc.. do. Fuck you. (just kidding -- kind of)

I don't want to see nudes of Malibu for several reasons. The main reason being, she's not sexually attractive. If she did post nudes, I'm sure I'd check them out, but my reason for doing so would be related to the "train wreck" effect (ie, you don't want to see something, but you can't help but peak quickly, out of curiosity). This is to say that I would not look at them in order to become sexually aroused. My next reason is that (believe it or not) I actually have a very attractive girlfriend. If I want to see a girl naked, I don't have to resort to begging an unnattractive girl -- on an forum -- to post nudes. In case you are wondering, I am being condescending. I am better than you, and most of the people on this forum.

Mr. Blonde · 06-21-2008, 02:54 PM

someone should post a picture of this fantastic man-specimen known as professor number.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 06-21-2008, 03:43 PM

Post nudes prof number.

Cocktooth · 06-21-2008, 07:47 PM

Just like he would view Malibu's Nudes because of the train wreck factor, that would be reason enough to look at PN's nudes. I'm down! Post. Spread eagle please!

Repugnant Abomination · 06-21-2008, 11:12 PM

You guys are full of shit. We'd all love to see Malibu nudes and you know it!

vaga1220 * · 06-22-2008, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProfessorNumber

Hah! That's really fucking clever! -- You cracked a joke that puts my heterosexuality into question, and that's really fresh and original. Seriously, you should write a book on how to be funny -- the ironic part is, it wouldn't be funny. In fact, it would suck a fat fucking cock, much the way your mom/dad/siblings/etc.. do. Fuck you. (just kidding -- kind of)

I don't want to see nudes of Malibu for several reasons. The main reason being, she's not sexually attractive. If she did post nudes, I'm sure I'd check them out, but my reason for doing so would be related to the "train wreck" effect (ie, you don't want to see something, but you can't help but peak quickly, out of curiosity). This is to say that I would not look at them in order to become sexually aroused. My next reason is that (believe it or not) I actually have a very attractive girlfriend. If I want to see a girl naked, I don't have to resort to begging an unnattractive girl -- on an forum -- to post nudes. In case you are wondering, I am being condescending. I am better than you, and most of the people on this forum.

Now I see why they call you Professor.... because you suck.

malibu · 06-30-2008, 11:59 PM

Yeah Repug, too bad I don't listen to what people say about me, because I know one of these days, you'll all be telling your little jokes, laughing and think hmm, I wonder why Mailbu never gets on and I'll be somewhere in my nice comfortable little office doing work I love doing in a hell of lot nicer place than indiana. So poke your fun now because I'll be out of state before you know it... the day I become a pregnant stripper is the day I wasted $50,000 on an education, and more than I can count on Birth Control so you guys have fun with that. Keep talking shit, whatever makes you feel better. You weren't even there, so what can you say? This is why I don't make posts anymore, I just check things out, but then I open my mouth and this is what I get so whatever.

Plus, ProfessorNumber, glad you don't find my sexually attractive, I couldn't care less. And anyways, these guys already know I'm not going to post nudes, because I'm not a whore so that's that. Go screw your girlfriend and leave me the hell out of it.

Just remember this, you want to boost your population, but you guys insult every person that makes an attempt to fit in so good luck.

Mr. Blonde · 07-01-2008, 12:06 AM

oh my god she's right...what have we been doing guys? we all have a bit of growing up to do I think.

oh, and malibu, tits or gtfo.

vaga1220 * · 07-01-2008, 12:08 AM

"Last edited by malibu; Today at 11:03 PM. Reason: ProfessorNumber's a cum-guzzling thundercunt"

Yeah, it sure sounds like you "couldn't care less" if ProfessorNumber found you sexually attractive.

BigDongedHoe · 07-01-2008, 12:09 AM

Malibu the hetero's on here would love to see nudes.

post please

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 07-01-2008, 12:42 AM

please don't leave malibu. some of us guys here like your company and just really wanna get a look at your womanly figure. Don't pay attention to the haters.

and just give me a little something, like a leg or maybe just a thigh

ProfessorNumber · 07-01-2008, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by malibu

Plus, ProfessorNumber, glad you don't find my sexually attractive, I couldn't care less. And anyways, these guys already know I'm not going to post nudes, because I'm not a whore so that's that. Go screw your girlfriend and leave me the hell out of it.

Just remember this, you want to boost your population, but you guys insult every person that makes an attempt to fit in so good luck.

Well Malibu, that's great and all, but how could I screw my girlfriend if I was a thundercunt? Logically speaking, a thundercunt would be a cunt of massive -- no, epic -- proportions, that was capable of tremendous feats of strength. Now, if I were actually a cunt, then I couldn't screw my girlfriend, since -- by process of logical deduction -- she does in fact have a cunt. Two cunts can't screw. Although Southpark has introduced the "scissoring" motion, designed to allow two cunts to sexually arouse each other, that does simply not qualify as "screwing". That said, your statement [and reason for editing your post] makes absolutely no sense. Bitch.

Ugly Bastard · 07-01-2008, 07:56 PM

Malibu,

You'll make so much more money dancing than you will working in an office. Forget all of the money that you're wasting on college. If I recall correctly, you have the body of a stripper too.

Long, boring days in an office making $15 (or less) an hour.

or

Getting paid to party and often going home with more than $1,000 a night.

You decide.

malibu · 07-02-2008, 12:07 AM

Thanks but no thanks, I don't need the guys on Nubblies to try to put me down every time I get on here. I don't deserve that and as far as that goes, you guys barely even know me so that's your own problem. Have a nice summer guys, I'm going to do the best I can to enjoy it while going to school year-round unlike some of you slackers. Bye bye... I'll be around, but not making myself known unless I find it necessary.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 07-02-2008, 12:33 AM

wow, talk about being frigid!

Mr. Blonde · 07-02-2008, 04:24 AM

I think malibu is calling those of us who don't/didn't go to school year-round slackers. Probably because we didn't have to because we went to college right after highschool, instead of being a dumbass. I guess i'd rather be a slacker than a dumbass bound to be a stripper. *holds up some singles*

ProfessorNumber · 07-02-2008, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by malibu

Thanks but no thanks, I don't need the guys on Nubblies to try to put me down every time I get on here. I don't deserve that and as far as that goes, you guys barely even know me so that's your own problem. Have a nice summer guys, I'm going to do the best I can to enjoy it while going to school year-round unlike some of you slackers. Bye bye... I'll be around, but not making myself known unless I find it necessary.

It's not so much about putting you down, Malibu. Think of it as the friendly hazing that morons go through to get into fraternities (yes, I am in one -- three if you count honorary greek letter organizations). The difference is, on Nubblies the hazing never stops. BDH implies that I'm gay, and I insult him back; the world turns, babies are born, and Nubblies continues to nubble. Truth be told, he's not a bad guy, and I'm sure you're probably a fairly smart individual. You just gotta realize that shooting back these cocky "I'm doing more than you" messages makes you look like an idiot feminist bitch, on a forum that's largely populated by males. What makes a girl madder than all hell? -- treating her like less of a human. The more you try to act mature, the more immature requests you're going to get. By saying "goodbye" to Nubblies, you're sort of validating everyone's actions/beliefs. To each his own, I guess.

malibu · 07-14-2008, 12:49 AM

You guys think whatever you want. And as for taking a year off after high school... I'll still finish school before the people I graduated. I'm so used to people putting me down anymore. That's why I don't come around. I don't need more negativity than I'm already surrounded by thanks.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 07-14-2008, 08:04 AM

http://nubblies.net/forums/showthrea...ine#post362257

Cocktooth · 08-18-2008, 02:40 PM

I went and checked this movie out this past weekend. It's pretty neat having a movie showing the hallways of the High School some of us graced. They had quite a bit of basketball highlights, which of course appeased me. I can't really say it was great after that. I'm glad I saw it, but wouldn't have been as happy had I not paid the early show price.

06-21-2008, 09:55 AM	#26 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	We all know PN doesn't want to see nudes because Malibu isn't a guy.
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

06-21-2008, 03:43 PM	#30 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	Post nudes prof number.
	#YOLO

06-21-2008, 07:47 PM	#31 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Just like he would view Malibu's Nudes because of the train wreck factor, that would be reason enough to look at PN's nudes. I'm down! Post. Spread eagle please!
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

06-30-2008, 11:59 PM	#34 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	Yeah Repug, too bad I don't listen to what people say about me, because I know one of these days, you'll all be telling your little jokes, laughing and think hmm, I wonder why Mailbu never gets on and I'll be somewhere in my nice comfortable little office doing work I love doing in a hell of lot nicer place than indiana. So poke your fun now because I'll be out of state before you know it... the day I become a pregnant stripper is the day I wasted $50,000 on an education, and more than I can count on Birth Control so you guys have fun with that. Keep talking shit, whatever makes you feel better. You weren't even there, so what can you say? This is why I don't make posts anymore, I just check things out, but then I open my mouth and this is what I get so whatever. Plus, ProfessorNumber, glad you don't find my sexually attractive, I couldn't care less. And anyways, these guys already know I'm not going to post nudes, because I'm not a whore so that's that. Go screw your girlfriend and leave me the hell out of it. Just remember this, you want to boost your population, but you guys insult every person that makes an attempt to fit in so good luck.
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you." Last edited by malibu; 07-01-2008 at 12:03 AM. Reason: ProfessorNumber's a cum-guzzling thundercunt

07-01-2008, 12:08 AM	#36 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	"Last edited by malibu; Today at 11:03 PM. Reason: ProfessorNumber's a cum-guzzling thundercunt" Yeah, it sure sounds like you "couldn't care less" if ProfessorNumber found you sexually attractive.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

06-21-2008, 12:53 PM	#27 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Oh snap! Got him!!

06-21-2008, 02:54 PM	#29 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	someone should post a picture of this fantastic man-specimen known as professor number.

06-21-2008, 11:12 PM	#32 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	You guys are full of shit. We'd all love to see Malibu nudes and you know it!

07-01-2008, 12:06 AM	#35 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	oh my god she's right...what have we been doing guys? we all have a bit of growing up to do I think. oh, and malibu, tits or gtfo.

07-01-2008, 12:09 AM	#37 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Malibu the hetero's on here would love to see nudes. post please
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

07-01-2008, 12:42 AM	#38 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	please don't leave malibu. some of us guys here like your company and just really wanna get a look at your womanly figure. Don't pay attention to the haters. and just give me a little something, like a leg or maybe just a thigh
	#YOLO

07-01-2008, 07:56 PM	#40 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Malibu, You'll make so much more money dancing than you will working in an office. Forget all of the money that you're wasting on college. If I recall correctly, you have the body of a stripper too. Long, boring days in an office making $15 (or less) an hour. or Getting paid to party and often going home with more than $1,000 a night. You decide.

07-02-2008, 12:07 AM	#41 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	Thanks but no thanks, I don't need the guys on Nubblies to try to put me down every time I get on here. I don't deserve that and as far as that goes, you guys barely even know me so that's your own problem. Have a nice summer guys, I'm going to do the best I can to enjoy it while going to school year-round unlike some of you slackers. Bye bye... I'll be around, but not making myself known unless I find it necessary.
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

07-02-2008, 12:33 AM	#42 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	wow, talk about being frigid!
	#YOLO

07-02-2008, 04:24 AM	#43 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I think malibu is calling those of us who don't/didn't go to school year-round slackers. Probably because we didn't have to because we went to college right after highschool, instead of being a dumbass. I guess i'd rather be a slacker than a dumbass bound to be a stripper. holds up some singles

07-14-2008, 12:49 AM	#45 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	You guys think whatever you want. And as for taking a year off after high school... I'll still finish school before the people I graduated. I'm so used to people putting me down anymore. That's why I don't come around. I don't need more negativity than I'm already surrounded by thanks.
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

07-14-2008, 08:04 AM	#46 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	http://nubblies.net/forums/showthrea...ine#post362257
	#YOLO

08-18-2008, 02:40 PM	#47 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	I went and checked this movie out this past weekend. It's pretty neat having a movie showing the hallways of the High School some of us graced. They had quite a bit of basketball highlights, which of course appeased me. I can't really say it was great after that. I'm glad I saw it, but wouldn't have been as happy had I not paid the early show price.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

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