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Unread 01-19-2011, 02:50 AM   #151 (permalink)
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1. b3 e5
2. Bb2 Kc6
3. e3 Kf6
4. Bb5 Ke4
5. Qf3 Kd6
6. Bc6 Pd7-c6
7. Be5 Qg5
8. Qg3 Be7
9. Qg5 Bg5
10. Bg7 Rg8
11. Be5 Bf5
12. d3 0-0-0 (c8)
13. Knf3 f6
14. Kng5 Pe5
15. Knf3 e4
16. Knh4 Pe4-d3
17. Knf5 Knf5
18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2
19. Kna3 Rd2
20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8
21. Knc2 c5
22. Kne1 b6
23. Knf3 Ra2
24. g4 Rg8
25. h3 h5
26. Kne5 Ph5-g4
27. Ph3-g4 Ra3
28. Ra1 Ra1
29. Ra1 Kgb7
30. e4 Knd4
31. Rb1 Rg5
32. f4 Kne2+
33. Kgf2 Knf4
34. Kgf3 Kne6
35. Knf7 Rg7
36. Knh6 Rh7
37. Knf5 Rh3+
38. Kng3 Knd4+
39. Kgh2
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Unread 01-19-2011, 05:50 AM   #152 (permalink)
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1. b3 e5
2. Bb2 Kc6
3. e3 Kf6
4. Bb5 Ke4
5. Qf3 Kd6
6. Bc6 Pd7-c6
7. Be5 Qg5
8. Qg3 Be7
9. Qg5 Bg5
10. Bg7 Rg8
11. Be5 Bf5
12. d3 0-0-0 (c8)
13. Knf3 f6
14. Kng5 Pe5
15. Knf3 e4
16. Knh4 Pe4-d3
17. Knf5 Knf5
18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2
19. Kna3 Rd2
20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8
21. Knc2 c5
22. Kne1 b6
23. Knf3 Ra2
24. g4 Rg8
25. h3 h5
26. Kne5 Ph5-g4
27. Ph3-g4 Ra3
28. Ra1 Ra1
29. Ra1 Kgb7
30. e4 Knd4
31. Rb1 Rg5
32. f4 Kne2+
33. Kgf2 Knf4
34. Kgf3 Kne6
35. Knf7 Rg7
36. Knh6 Rh7
37. Knf5 Rh3+
38. Kng3 Knd4+
39. Kgh2 Rh4

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Unread 01-19-2011, 06:15 AM   #153 (permalink)
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Respect.

Tipping my king over.

You played a very nice game.

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Unread 01-19-2011, 06:23 AM   #154 (permalink)
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All right, F3lix, my turn. As winner I think you should have the honor of choosing which color you want.

Not that it matters. I'm going to destroy you.
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Unread 01-19-2011, 12:18 PM   #155 (permalink)
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Unread 01-19-2011, 09:38 PM   #156 (permalink)
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All right, F3lix, my turn. As winner I think you should have the honor of choosing which color you want.

Not that it matters. I'm going to destroy you.
Laughable.

I'll be white this time.

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Unread 01-20-2011, 12:15 AM   #157 (permalink)
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1. e4 c5

e4 huh? Real original.
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Unread 01-20-2011, 09:21 AM   #158 (permalink)
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Unread 01-20-2011, 09:34 AM   #159 (permalink)
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Last game was 39 moves, but that's actually not that many, and doesn't seem like nearly as many when it's two people sitting across from each other.
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Unread 01-20-2011, 05:51 PM   #160 (permalink)
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1. e4 c5
2. Knf3

Wow. You sarcastically call me original and then use the Sicilian Defense?
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Unread 01-20-2011, 10:26 PM   #163 (permalink)
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Can you guys please use proper coding in this game? A knight is N, the King is K. There's a reason I ask: programs with which you input your moves to see what the board looks like don't understand your syntax.

And oh, I got winner. I've played chess thrice in ten years and therefore will almost certainly lose, but I like the challenge.
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Unread 01-21-2011, 02:39 PM   #165 (permalink)
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1. e4 c5
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Repug, what the fuck? It's the 2nd move of the game and you make a move that doesn't exist.
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Sorry, I'm not very used to chess notation. I thought I played Queen's knight to c6? I guess it would just be Knc6?
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Nc6. God damnit. Knight is N, King is K. Use proper notation or face the wrath of my neg-reps.
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I believe they're referring to a particular knight since there are two knights on the board. One knight is on the queen's side and the other on the king's side.
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Unless two of the same kind of pieces can occupy the same space on a move, you just need to use the piece name. If two can do such, then write which square the piece you wish to move is coming from first.
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Repug, might I suggest you move Bij9?
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1. e4 c5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 g6

Where'd you learn to play chess, Felix? Do you play frequently?
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FC, can you please confirm that I will not be receiving my $60 from our bet on the kremlin-f3lix match?

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