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02-16-2003, 09:02 PM

I post this after a 14 point loss to "And None," the bad junior team. The loss was comprised of various ingredients, including (but not limited to) And None not being too bad, the last minute addition of Jake Engler to their squad, and the fact that they hired assassins to hit each Nubblite with a poisonous dart before the game. The dart was a sedative that immediately affected gameplay, causing 90% of the Nubblites' beginnings shots to be a bit off. After the first 5 minutes of the game the poison began to wear out as the Nubblites rallied back to cut the once 20 or so point lead to as little as 8. Such a change in momentum just fell short though, as the assassins returned to rain fire upon the Nubblite bench. In the end, the loss was 14; however, experts have predicted that, had it not been for the assassins, the Nubblites would have won by 28.

Security will be tighter for next game (Vs. Wilhite & Howard's team), so expect a better performance. Also, because of more heavily attended practice, player cohesiveness will be at an absolute maximum. Expect better Nubblitism next week.

Ugly Bastard · 02-16-2003, 09:05 PM

Coming from someone who lost an intramural game 96-11 the other night (...I had eight of our points damnit!!! ....sorry), my sincere apologies to those of you who experienced your first loss tonight. It is not a good feeling. So take that awful feeling that you have right now, and use that to fuel a win next week.

G'day.

-Ugly Bastard

Lethal · 02-16-2003, 09:25 PM

Jake Engler a you can't say that you say? I agree. This bastard is the reason for the defeat. Without him it would have been a whole different game. For he alone outrebounded our entire team.

[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited February 16, 2003).]

BigDongedHoe · 02-16-2003, 09:59 PM

The Nubblites lose to a team by 14 that the Lumberjacks beat by 19 last week? interesting.....

On a side note I told you guys they were a lot tougher than expected. The addition of engler would definitely make a difference on rebounds but other than that shouldn't on anything else. You guys did not lose to a bad team so I would not be upset, they are very talented.

A scouting report for Howard/Wilhites team:
We beat them by 19 and at one point was up 42-11 I believe. Our defense was very suffacating. We won the game on defense for the most part. We took away howards penetration and dingy's as well and past that they had nobody. Wilhite can hit some shots and isn't to bad, Howard is very good and plays great defense. Trout will have his hands full on that match up. Poppenfoose can jump out of the roof, He will block a lot of shots and can rebound just becuase of how high he gets. The rest of the players weren't very impressive. Howard, Dingy, Wilhite, and Poppy are the four you need to worry about but I felt like last weeks team was better than this weeks.

Good Luck either way and hopefully the Nubblites will pull the upset.

:::BDH:::

Ugly Bastard · 02-16-2003, 10:03 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BigDongedHoe:
The Nubblites lose to a team by 14 that the Lumberjacks beat by 19 last week? interesting.....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

-Ugly Bastard

BigDongedHoe · 02-17-2003, 12:48 AM

Wow I have to say that I started laughing pretty hard when I saw that. It was just a joke, no shame in it at all, there a tough team.

:::BDH:::

tonguegina · 02-17-2003, 01:08 AM

Tougher than when you played them, thanks to their last second addition.

02-17-2003, 01:30 AM

yeah, Engler scored a ton of points. he was able to get inside and they could just give it to him and no one could stop him. Even Smith would have had a very hard time with him if you guys had to play them.

Niger Angelus · 02-17-2003, 01:50 AM

I was supposed to go see the game, for that is what i told pliedes, but the plans were changed to Chicago, but I was there in spirit...

Titan · 02-17-2003, 01:52 AM

No shit, Engler made about 85% of his shots, and the other players made a good amount as well.

Nubblites: You guys played hard, no shame in that. If your percentage of made shots would not have been reduced by the poisonous darts, you guys would have nailed.

[This message has been edited by Titan (edited February 16, 2003).]

Morning Lumber · 02-17-2003, 02:14 AM

boomba-heys won 55-25

Ugly Bastard · 02-17-2003, 02:34 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Morning Lumber:
boomba-heys won 55-25

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not only did they win, but they also prefer male reproductive organs.

I'll take a loss anyday if it means not prefering the male reproductive organs.

-Ugly Bastard

Trout Sniffer · 02-17-2003, 03:19 AM

Yeah, I will take partial responsibility for the loss today as I was about 1 for 10 on three point shots. My shot was way off today and if I could have hit, we could have won. Sorry guys.

Mighty Python · 02-17-2003, 03:49 AM

Trout shut the hell up, since I play on a team with you pretty much year round and you are about the only person I consider to be consistently more intense and focused than me, you can just shut the hell up. B/c I'm sure your teammates know that you go all-out no matter what, and that you along w/ everyone else put forth a great deal today. Although I hear attendance at team practices is ailing...you can't make chicken stew outta chicken shit.

02-17-2003, 05:05 AM

Yeah Trout, don't be hard on yourself. It's just a game. Sure, it would have been nice to win, but our loss wasn't your fault. If anything, the reason the game was somewhat close was your fault.

You played your hardest, and as long as you do that, Nubblites don't care if you shoot 50 shots and make 2. Don't worry about it.

Combat Chuck · 02-17-2003, 01:59 PM

Gotta say, we came back from the poison dart effects quite well with a mad-on rally, but Engler was a force to be reckoned with. His shot accuracy wasn't always the best, but his ability to push around his weight made it tough to snag rebounds.

That said though, Trout, you might not have had the best game yesterday, but damn, your game was still something to credit. You stacked up 17 points, which is something to be said.

All in all, this still was a momentous game, as Orgazmo was the first to put the Nubblites on the board. Congrats man.

This wasn't as bad of a loss as it could have been, and we represented ourselves pretty well, considering those damn assassins.

Trout Sniffer · 02-17-2003, 05:40 PM

Did you keep these stats or what CC?

victim · 02-17-2003, 09:59 PM

Is there something to be said about The Nubblites losing the game on the 1 year anniversary of the birth of the Nubblies forums? Is it an omen?

Mighty Python · 02-18-2003, 02:17 AM

It better not be an omen for shit! Especially for you greedy bastards who have had the pleasure of partaking in Nubblies this entire time, leaving everyone else out in the cold. But honestly superstition is so much horseshit, I'd beat the hell out of the Easter Bunny if I ever caught his sneaky ass and feast on his brains for a nice family holiday dinner if I got the chance just to efface any truth in superstition on this planet.

Titan · 02-18-2003, 08:02 PM

I looked it up in my "Omens of the World" book. It's definitely an omen of some sort. The strange thing is, it didn't tell what for. All it had was a strange picture of a cow dressed like a king and was lying on it's back with a television set smashed into his head...

tonguegina · 02-19-2003, 12:19 AM

I think Orgazmo should watch out then. He is clearly the "king" of Nubblies, and his possessed "television" is obviously going to attack him in the night while on the computer...you don't have a dell do you? Those damn "cow" boxes.

Trout Sniffer · 02-19-2003, 12:50 AM

Gateways are the "cow" boxes aren't they?

Titan · 02-19-2003, 01:10 AM

Yeah... that's scary... you don't have a Gateway do you Orgazmo??

02-19-2003, 01:31 AM

Nope...

tonguegina · 02-19-2003, 09:19 PM

Either way, I'd watch out for any sort of cow connection in your living room.

02-16-2003, 09:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	I post this after a 14 point loss to "And None," the bad junior team. The loss was comprised of various ingredients, including (but not limited to) And None not being too bad, the last minute addition of Jake Engler to their squad, and the fact that they hired assassins to hit each Nubblite with a poisonous dart before the game. The dart was a sedative that immediately affected gameplay, causing 90% of the Nubblites' beginnings shots to be a bit off. After the first 5 minutes of the game the poison began to wear out as the Nubblites rallied back to cut the once 20 or so point lead to as little as 8. Such a change in momentum just fell short though, as the assassins returned to rain fire upon the Nubblite bench. In the end, the loss was 14; however, experts have predicted that, had it not been for the assassins, the Nubblites would have won by 28. Security will be tighter for next game (Vs. Wilhite & Howard's team), so expect a better performance. Also, because of more heavily attended practice, player cohesiveness will be at an absolute maximum. Expect better Nubblitism next week.
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02-17-2003, 01:30 AM	#8 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	yeah, Engler scored a ton of points. he was able to get inside and they could just give it to him and no one could stop him. Even Smith would have had a very hard time with him if you guys had to play them.
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02-17-2003, 05:05 AM	#15 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	Yeah Trout, don't be hard on yourself. It's just a game. Sure, it would have been nice to win, but our loss wasn't your fault. If anything, the reason the game was somewhat close was your fault. You played your hardest, and as long as you do that, Nubblites don't care if you shoot 50 shots and make 2. Don't worry about it.
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02-19-2003, 01:31 AM	#24 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Nope...
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02-16-2003, 09:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Coming from someone who lost an intramural game 96-11 the other night (...I had eight of our points damnit!!! ....sorry), my sincere apologies to those of you who experienced your first loss tonight. It is not a good feeling. So take that awful feeling that you have right now, and use that to fuel a win next week. G'day. -Ugly Bastard

02-16-2003, 09:25 PM	#3 (permalink)
Lethal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 491 Internets: 10	Jake Engler a you can't say that you say? I agree. This bastard is the reason for the defeat. Without him it would have been a whole different game. For he alone outrebounded our entire team. [This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited February 16, 2003).]

02-16-2003, 09:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	The Nubblites lose to a team by 14 that the Lumberjacks beat by 19 last week? interesting..... On a side note I told you guys they were a lot tougher than expected. The addition of engler would definitely make a difference on rebounds but other than that shouldn't on anything else. You guys did not lose to a bad team so I would not be upset, they are very talented. A scouting report for Howard/Wilhites team: We beat them by 19 and at one point was up 42-11 I believe. Our defense was very suffacating. We won the game on defense for the most part. We took away howards penetration and dingy's as well and past that they had nobody. Wilhite can hit some shots and isn't to bad, Howard is very good and plays great defense. Trout will have his hands full on that match up. Poppenfoose can jump out of the roof, He will block a lot of shots and can rebound just becuase of how high he gets. The rest of the players weren't very impressive. Howard, Dingy, Wilhite, and Poppy are the four you need to worry about but I felt like last weeks team was better than this weeks. Good Luck either way and hopefully the Nubblites will pull the upset. :::BDH:::

02-16-2003, 10:03 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BigDongedHoe: The Nubblites lose to a team by 14 that the Lumberjacks beat by 19 last week? interesting.....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> -Ugly Bastard

02-17-2003, 12:48 AM	#6 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Wow I have to say that I started laughing pretty hard when I saw that. It was just a joke, no shame in it at all, there a tough team. :::BDH:::

02-17-2003, 01:08 AM	#7 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Tougher than when you played them, thanks to their last second addition.

02-17-2003, 01:50 AM	#9 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I was supposed to go see the game, for that is what i told pliedes, but the plans were changed to Chicago, but I was there in spirit...

02-17-2003, 01:52 AM	#10 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	No shit, Engler made about 85% of his shots, and the other players made a good amount as well. Nubblites: You guys played hard, no shame in that. If your percentage of made shots would not have been reduced by the poisonous darts, you guys would have nailed. [This message has been edited by Titan (edited February 16, 2003).]

02-17-2003, 02:14 AM	#11 (permalink)
Morning Lumber Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 1 Internets: 10	boomba-heys won 55-25

02-17-2003, 02:34 AM	#12 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Morning Lumber: boomba-heys won 55-25 <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Not only did they win, but they also prefer male reproductive organs. I'll take a loss anyday if it means not prefering the male reproductive organs. -Ugly Bastard

02-17-2003, 03:19 AM	#13 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	Yeah, I will take partial responsibility for the loss today as I was about 1 for 10 on three point shots. My shot was way off today and if I could have hit, we could have won. Sorry guys.

02-17-2003, 03:49 AM	#14 (permalink)
Mighty Python Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 47 Internets: 10	Trout shut the hell up, since I play on a team with you pretty much year round and you are about the only person I consider to be consistently more intense and focused than me, you can just shut the hell up. B/c I'm sure your teammates know that you go all-out no matter what, and that you along w/ everyone else put forth a great deal today. Although I hear attendance at team practices is ailing...you can't make chicken stew outta chicken shit.

02-17-2003, 01:59 PM	#16 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Gotta say, we came back from the poison dart effects quite well with a mad-on rally, but Engler was a force to be reckoned with. His shot accuracy wasn't always the best, but his ability to push around his weight made it tough to snag rebounds. That said though, Trout, you might not have had the best game yesterday, but damn, your game was still something to credit. You stacked up 17 points, which is something to be said. All in all, this still was a momentous game, as Orgazmo was the first to put the Nubblites on the board. Congrats man. This wasn't as bad of a loss as it could have been, and we represented ourselves pretty well, considering those damn assassins.

02-17-2003, 05:40 PM	#17 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	Did you keep these stats or what CC?

02-17-2003, 09:59 PM	#18 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	Is there something to be said about The Nubblites losing the game on the 1 year anniversary of the birth of the Nubblies forums? Is it an omen?

02-18-2003, 02:17 AM	#19 (permalink)
Mighty Python Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 47 Internets: 10	It better not be an omen for shit! Especially for you greedy bastards who have had the pleasure of partaking in Nubblies this entire time, leaving everyone else out in the cold. But honestly superstition is so much horseshit, I'd beat the hell out of the Easter Bunny if I ever caught his sneaky ass and feast on his brains for a nice family holiday dinner if I got the chance just to efface any truth in superstition on this planet.

02-18-2003, 08:02 PM	#20 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	I looked it up in my "Omens of the World" book. It's definitely an omen of some sort. The strange thing is, it didn't tell what for. All it had was a strange picture of a cow dressed like a king and was lying on it's back with a television set smashed into his head...

02-19-2003, 12:19 AM	#21 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	I think Orgazmo should watch out then. He is clearly the "king" of Nubblies, and his possessed "television" is obviously going to attack him in the night while on the computer...you don't have a dell do you? Those damn "cow" boxes.

02-19-2003, 12:50 AM	#22 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	Gateways are the "cow" boxes aren't they?

02-19-2003, 01:10 AM	#23 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Yeah... that's scary... you don't have a Gateway do you Orgazmo??

02-19-2003, 09:19 PM	#25 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Either way, I'd watch out for any sort of cow connection in your living room.