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Fruitacious B · 08-31-2003, 06:25 PM

Nubblies Sexbears Football '04

Okay kids, here's my latest creation. I have created a team (The Nubblies Sexbears) on the recently released Madden 2004. I am working on changing names around to fit the roster. I intend to have most of the active users on the roster. However, your name will be on a player that actually exists. For example, the starting quarterback is Michael Vick, but his name will say Orgazmo. That's how it will work. My roster right now looks like this.

Offense

QB's - Michael Vick, Brett Favre, Donovan McNabb
RB - Priest Holmes, Ricky Williams, Ladanian Tomlinson

FB- Mike Alstott
Note: I have been putting Ricky Williams in as full back and it seems to be working great, just FYI.

WR - Terell Owens, Marvin Harrison, Peerless Price, Randy Moss, Keyshawn Johnson

TE - Jeremy Shockey, Tony Gonzalez

Defense

I'll have a specific defensive lineup on here soon. However, it consists of Brian Urlacher, Jr. Seau, Michael Strahan, Ty Law, John Lynch, and many other big names.

If you could all tell me what position you'd like to play, let me know, and I'll consider it (key word is consider). However QB and Running back are reserved (Gaz is QB and Ugly Bastard is the Running Back), that is if they want those positions, they get first call.

This is just the type of thing I do in my freetime, probably retarded, but it's rather fun. If all goes well, I'll be playing the entire NFL season as the Sexbears. I'll post scores after each game is played.

If any of you football buffs have any ideas of other actual all stars I should put on my roster, just let me know. I just tried to pick out who I thought would make a sexmonster of a team.

I've been running around the idea of putting some wide recievers in as corner backs to see if that might boost my interception percentage, what do y'all think?

Combat Chuck · 08-31-2003, 09:10 PM

So you want us to do what?

Pliedes · 08-31-2003, 09:50 PM

If you're just going to name one of your players after us, name one of the secondary running backs after me... or a wide reciever...

Fruitacious B · 09-01-2003, 01:59 AM

Consider it done Pliedes.

buckeye · 09-01-2003, 02:09 AM

put me down as a linebacker

Fruitacious B · 09-01-2003, 02:35 AM

Any specific kind of linebacker, inside, outside?

the_butcher · 09-01-2003, 02:40 AM

Put me down as the badass who looks tough and intimidates everyone...yes, I'm talking about the referree.

...so anyways, I'll settle for being a safety. They're unique...so that's what I'll be.

Fruitacious B · 09-01-2003, 02:45 AM

You got it.

So here's what we have so far
QB-Orgazmo (assuming he wants the position)
RB-Ugly Bastard (also assuming he wants the position)
WR-Pliedes (back up RB also)
Safety-the_butcher
LB-buckeye

Combat Chuck · 09-01-2003, 03:27 AM

Put me as a fucking Tight End. I can't think of any person on the line that fits me better.

Fruitacious B · 09-01-2003, 03:29 AM

Okay, Combat, you're the tight end.

QB-Orgazmo (assuming he wants the position)
RB-Ugly Bastard (also assuming he wants the position)
WR-Pliedes (back up RB also)
Safety-the_butcher
LB-buckeye
TE-Combat Chuck

Alpha · 09-01-2003, 01:31 PM

I recommend putting Fat_retard on the O line. It's just something that seems to fit his name. I'd like to also be on the line, as center. Because nothign would please me more than haveing Orgazmo shove his hands near my ass every down on offense.

Pliedes · 09-01-2003, 01:32 PM

Haha, I absolutely love this!

You'll have to keep us updated to standout performances and as to how the team does...

bert · 09-01-2003, 01:32 PM

i'll take Urlacher's spot, so put me down as a linebacker with buckeye

VOL · 09-01-2003, 02:27 PM

I would like to be an inside linebacker or an offensive lineman.. whichever...

BrassMonkees · 09-01-2003, 02:52 PM

Middle LB: BrassMonkees...or HB: BrassMonkees

Schroeder · 09-01-2003, 04:26 PM

I'll take the other free safety spot. I mean that makes sense since mean and the Butcher hate each other so much we would naturally make a great team.

Lethal · 09-01-2003, 05:05 PM

Damn I would have liked to play safety, oh well. Make me a receiver why dont you, Owens if I have a choice.

alkaline_trio- · 09-01-2003, 07:48 PM

put me as water boy or manager hahah

BigDongedHoe · 09-01-2003, 07:56 PM

Put me down as a Secondary, it's probably my 3rd or 4th choice but everything else is taken. If you would like to put me ahead of anyone I'd take Linebacker, Receiver, Safety, Secondary in that order.

Ugly Bastard · 09-01-2003, 08:17 PM

That's pretty pimp, Fruitacious. I'll take the RB slot. Thanks.

-Ugly Bastard

Saint DH · 09-02-2003, 02:26 AM

I'll take the FB (fullback, I assume) position, if that's already taken go ahead and make me TE (tight end, right?). Fuck.

Orgazmo · 09-02-2003, 03:16 AM

I'm honored to have been chosen as the qb. Of course I want that spot. Thanxir.

Fruitacious B · 09-02-2003, 10:50 AM

Okay, I've got you all down.

Fruitacious B · 09-02-2003, 06:08 PM

Here's what we have so far, almost there....

QB-Orgazmo
RB-Ugly Bastard
LB-buckeye
TE-Combat Chuck
C-Alpha
LB-bert (wants Urlacher's spot)
O-Line- VOL
MLB-BrassMonkees
FS-the_butcher & Schroeder &
WR-Lethal (wants Owens' spot), BigDongedHoe, Pliedes
FB-Dirty Harry

Constance · 09-02-2003, 08:06 PM

Sexbears? hehe. THat's mildly adorable.

08-31-2003, 06:25 PM	#1 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Nubblies Sexbears Football '04 Okay kids, here's my latest creation. I have created a team (The Nubblies Sexbears) on the recently released Madden 2004. I am working on changing names around to fit the roster. I intend to have most of the active users on the roster. However, your name will be on a player that actually exists. For example, the starting quarterback is Michael Vick, but his name will say Orgazmo. That's how it will work. My roster right now looks like this. Offense QB's - Michael Vick, Brett Favre, Donovan McNabb RB - Priest Holmes, Ricky Williams, Ladanian Tomlinson FB- Mike Alstott Note: I have been putting Ricky Williams in as full back and it seems to be working great, just FYI. WR - Terell Owens, Marvin Harrison, Peerless Price, Randy Moss, Keyshawn Johnson TE - Jeremy Shockey, Tony Gonzalez Defense I'll have a specific defensive lineup on here soon. However, it consists of Brian Urlacher, Jr. Seau, Michael Strahan, Ty Law, John Lynch, and many other big names. If you could all tell me what position you'd like to play, let me know, and I'll consider it (key word is consider). However QB and Running back are reserved (Gaz is QB and Ugly Bastard is the Running Back), that is if they want those positions, they get first call. This is just the type of thing I do in my freetime, probably retarded, but it's rather fun. If all goes well, I'll be playing the entire NFL season as the Sexbears. I'll post scores after each game is played. If any of you football buffs have any ideas of other actual all stars I should put on my roster, just let me know. I just tried to pick out who I thought would make a sexmonster of a team. I've been running around the idea of putting some wide recievers in as corner backs to see if that might boost my interception percentage, what do y'all think?
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

09-01-2003, 01:59 AM	#4 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Consider it done Pliedes.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

09-01-2003, 02:35 AM	#6 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Any specific kind of linebacker, inside, outside?
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

09-01-2003, 02:40 AM	#7 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	Put me down as the badass who looks tough and intimidates everyone...yes, I'm talking about the referree. ...so anyways, I'll settle for being a safety. They're unique...so that's what I'll be.
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|

09-01-2003, 02:45 AM	#8 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	You got it. So here's what we have so far QB-Orgazmo (assuming he wants the position) RB-Ugly Bastard (also assuming he wants the position) WR-Pliedes (back up RB also) Safety-the_butcher LB-buckeye
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

08-31-2003, 09:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	So you want us to do what?

08-31-2003, 09:50 PM	#3 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	If you're just going to name one of your players after us, name one of the secondary running backs after me... or a wide reciever...

09-01-2003, 02:09 AM	#5 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	put me down as a linebacker

09-01-2003, 03:27 AM	#9 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Put me as a fucking Tight End. I can't think of any person on the line that fits me better.

09-01-2003, 03:29 AM	#10 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Okay, Combat, you're the tight end. QB-Orgazmo (assuming he wants the position) RB-Ugly Bastard (also assuming he wants the position) WR-Pliedes (back up RB also) Safety-the_butcher LB-buckeye TE-Combat Chuck
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

09-01-2003, 01:31 PM	#11 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	I recommend putting Fat_retard on the O line. It's just something that seems to fit his name. I'd like to also be on the line, as center. Because nothign would please me more than haveing Orgazmo shove his hands near my ass every down on offense.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

09-01-2003, 01:32 PM	#12 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Haha, I absolutely love this! You'll have to keep us updated to standout performances and as to how the team does...

09-01-2003, 01:32 PM	#13 (permalink)
bert Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 314 Internets: 10	i'll take Urlacher's spot, so put me down as a linebacker with buckeye

09-01-2003, 02:27 PM	#14 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	I would like to be an inside linebacker or an offensive lineman.. whichever...
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09-01-2003, 02:52 PM	#15 (permalink)
BrassMonkees Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: winona lake Posts: 840 Internets: 10	Middle LB: BrassMonkees...or HB: BrassMonkees
	neither here nor there...

09-01-2003, 04:26 PM	#16 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	I'll take the other free safety spot. I mean that makes sense since mean and the Butcher hate each other so much we would naturally make a great team.

09-01-2003, 05:05 PM	#17 (permalink)
Lethal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 491 Internets: 10	Damn I would have liked to play safety, oh well. Make me a receiver why dont you, Owens if I have a choice.

09-01-2003, 07:48 PM	#18 (permalink)
alkaline_trio- Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 164 Internets: 10	put me as water boy or manager hahah
	in case you haven't heard im sick and tired of trying i wish you would take my radio to bathe with you, plugged in and ready to fall

09-01-2003, 07:56 PM	#19 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Put me down as a Secondary, it's probably my 3rd or 4th choice but everything else is taken. If you would like to put me ahead of anyone I'd take Linebacker, Receiver, Safety, Secondary in that order.
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

09-01-2003, 08:17 PM	#20 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	That's pretty pimp, Fruitacious. I'll take the RB slot. Thanks. -Ugly Bastard

09-02-2003, 02:26 AM	#21 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	I'll take the FB (fullback, I assume) position, if that's already taken go ahead and make me TE (tight end, right?). Fuck.

09-02-2003, 03:16 AM	#22 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,724 Internets: 311447	I'm honored to have been chosen as the qb. Of course I want that spot. Thanxir.

09-02-2003, 10:50 AM	#23 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Okay, I've got you all down.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

09-02-2003, 06:08 PM	#24 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Here's what we have so far, almost there.... QB-Orgazmo RB-Ugly Bastard LB-buckeye TE-Combat Chuck C-Alpha LB-bert (wants Urlacher's spot) O-Line- VOL MLB-BrassMonkees FS-the_butcher & Schroeder & WR-Lethal (wants Owens' spot), BigDongedHoe, Pliedes FB-Dirty Harry
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

09-02-2003, 08:06 PM	#25 (permalink)
Constance Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Milan, Michigan Posts: 120 Internets: 10	Sexbears? hehe. THat's mildly adorable.
	A mixtape would be a great analogy of my life.