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Orgazmo · 10-13-2009, 10:43 PM

Petition to have gayve change his name to "you will fuck f3lix"
Orgazmo

BigDongedHoe · 10-14-2009, 10:05 AM

Petition to have gayve change his name to "you will fuck f3lix"
Orgazmo
BDH ("Cocksmen")

Ugly Bastard · 10-14-2009, 01:34 PM

Signed

f3lix · 10-14-2009, 11:55 PM

To the highest bidder (minimum $50) I will let them pick my team name for this nubblies season and it will remain on my fantasy yahoo account forever. Bidding ends at 9:00 PM Pacific Time Wendesday October 21st, 2009. (note that the winner may also change the name at any point during the season.)

Do we have an opening bid?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-15-2009, 01:26 AM

f3lix · 10-15-2009, 12:23 PM

An added bit. Once the money is received, the name is yours.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-27-2009, 10:43 PM

guys i need a tight end. i'm also collecting bears.

DJFC will you please log on and accept my trade?

f3lix · 10-29-2009, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

guys i need a tight end.

Then quit taking it in the ass.

BING!!!

Cocktooth · 11-03-2009, 07:34 AM

1. Shaw's Studhorses 8-0-0 1.000 837.30 W-8 7 11
2. Ugly's Humping Bears 6-2-0 .750 665.18 W-2 2 10
3. The Jackson 4 5-3-0 .625 695.33 W-1 10 17
4. Cocksmen 5-3-0 .625 636.07 L-1 9 11
5. 2Hotty 4-4-0 .500 794.95 L-1 6 16
6. Gaz's Pistols of Sex 4-4-0 .500 681.60 L-2 12 11
7. Tremendous Titties 4-4-0 .500 613.03 W-2 4 6
8. ID's Little Secrets 3-5-0 .375 639.51 W-1 8 26
9. Karl's Kolts 3-5-0 .375 607.44 W-1 11 2
10. f3lix will fuck you 2-6-0 .250 635.57 L-1 5 7
11. DJ FC's CockTouchers 2-6-0 .250 507.98 L-5 3 -
12. Gold Cup Whore 2-6-0 .250 487.18 L-2 1 3

Cocktooth · 12-07-2009, 08:40 PM

If Aaron Rodgers doesn't have a career night, your's truly will be regular season points winner!

f3lix · 12-08-2009, 11:25 AM

Shaw, why'd you lose to a girl in fantasy football. Pretty pathetic.

Orgazmo · 12-08-2009, 12:13 PM

Shaw, congratulations on officially winning the regular season points battle. You've netted $300 you lucky son of a bitch! Of course, you did it by edging out Scotty2Hotty by 16.5 points. Not exactly convincing, but a feat nonetheless.

On the Scotty2Hotty note, how about that guy missing the $300 by 16.5 points, and then missing the playoffs with a very solid team by just 1 game. If he's not hanging from a tree somewhere right now, he's a stronger man than I.

And, of course, by dashing 2hotty's playoff hopes (along with tits' trouncing of Shaw), I'm paid off with BDH in the first round. BDH, a guy who has lost to me every time he played me this season. A guy who I have outscored by 150 points. A guy who lost to f3lix. Should be a real thrilling game.

More on Tits' destruction of Shaw: Where did that come from? The guy falls ass backward into an ocean of luck for 12/13 of the season...until he finds himself facing the only member of the league with a fantasy football genetic handicap? And it wasn't even close. It's almost like he was lucky enough to fuck 2hotty out of the $300...and then unlucky enough to fuck him out of the playoffs. What do you have against that guy, Shaw?

Then there's UB's squad. UB, a guy who is vying to be part of his 3rd straight championship match. The guy is in the 2nd seed. He's poised. It's a shame his team is full of scrubs or he may have actually had a chance. Enjoy your week off. I hope Miles Austin doesn't waste his every-other-week mojo while you're resting.

But enough of the real teams. What about the guys that make this profitable for the rest of us? Of course, there are the yearly inactives (DJFC, Gold Cup), and the weary newcomer (Karl)...but that leaves the two league bruises: ID and f3lix. Of f3lix, this is more than expected. The guy is an annual disappointment. A virtual no-show in the league. What's new? I'd advise you to stick to what you do best: Getting medical procedures of guys double your age while getting girls half your age.

But you, ID? What's happened? You were clearly obsessed with the league. I mean, you made more moves than the top 2 teams combined. And yet, when it all came down to it, you were left with a squad that projected a mere 67 points in its final week on the field. Congrats on winning that week, though. Hopefully that's enough to get you to donate another $100 next year.

Gentlemen and Lady, it's been fun thus far. I look foward to a competitive playoff. And to the $450 that I will be able to claim in 3 short weeks.

For those interested, UB and f3lix will be in these parts on the 27th, the Sunday of the championship week. If you're interested in coming down...make it happen.

f3lix · 12-08-2009, 01:02 PM

My money is on The Jackson 4.

Ugly Bastard · 12-08-2009, 01:08 PM

f3lix have you ever made the playoffs since this has been a money league?

f3lix · 12-08-2009, 04:15 PM

I won the year prior to it being a money league.

(no)

Cocktooth · 12-08-2009, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by f3lix

Shaw, why'd you lose to a girl in fantasy football. Pretty pathetic.

Probably for the same reason you lost to mostly everyone, my team didn't show up. It's okay though, cause now you don't have to miss any tuba rehersals while wondering how to band-aid your terrible team.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-12-2009, 12:52 AM

This season marks the first season I didn't make playoffs. I don't think my team was ever close to being projected over 70 points at any point in the season.

Bad draft? Yes, I will go as far as saying that. However, I didn't prepare for it this season, I blame it on the job search. Next year I vow to be back for the championship trophy.

My reaches didn't pan out this year. In the past I've gotten by on gut feeling pulling the trigger early for certain players (to make sure I get them). For example, I reached for Calvin and Anquan last year, and Tom Brady the year before that.

I was completely wrong about my two reaches this year. I thought Marshawn would flourish with the special "no huddle offense" they had implemented in buffalo with a fuckload of hype and the addition of TO. I also believed kevin Smith would blow up this year. After all he had a pretty good year when they went un-win-ded. He definitely got the touches this year but didn't reach the endzone...

Anywaaaaaays, youre all gay fuck you

Orgazmo · 12-16-2009, 03:56 PM

Is anyone going to come watch Me vs UB in the championship the Sunday after Christmas? So far it's just me, tits, and f3lix. ID? I haven't seen your faggot ass in awhile. BDH? You're just a hop away. Shaw? You'll at least be playing for 3rd.

Ugly Bastard · 12-16-2009, 04:18 PM

I could see myself getting wrecked that day. Like start at noon and don't stop until I pass out type of wrecked.

Orgazmo · 12-16-2009, 04:22 PM

Sounds like a solid plan to me.

Cocktooth · 12-16-2009, 07:29 PM

It will be a shame wasting that nfl ticket on a conselation game gaz. I think ub getting drunk is a blatent attempt to forget the beating I will put on him to win it all. I have dibs on chris henry.

Orgazmo · 12-16-2009, 08:03 PM

So are you going to come down since it'll be you and cory in the finals?

DDTempest · 12-16-2009, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

Is anyone going to come watch Me vs UB in the championship the Sunday after Christmas? So far it's just me, tits, and f3lix. ID? I haven't seen your faggot ass in awhile. BDH? You're just a hop away. Shaw? You'll at least be playing for 3rd.

Is this your way of telling me I am no longer allowed? Or am I just a given like the house cat? I believe I said I would be there sir.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-16-2009, 08:32 PM

Christ, take a fuckin hint.

Orgazmo · 12-16-2009, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DDTempest

Is this your way of telling me I am no longer allowed? Or am I just a given like the house cat? I believe I said I would be there sir.

Alright, you can come.

Tits, we no longer has a seat for you. Sorry.

(she has to work all day)

10-14-2009, 10:05 AM	#202 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Petition to have gayve change his name to "you will fuck f3lix" Orgazmo BDH ("Cocksmen")
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

10-15-2009, 01:26 AM	#205 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	50
	#YOLO

10-27-2009, 10:43 PM	#207 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	guys i need a tight end. i'm also collecting bears. DJFC will you please log on and accept my trade?
	#YOLO

11-03-2009, 07:34 AM	#209 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	1. Shaw's Studhorses 8-0-0 1.000 837.30 W-8 7 11 2. Ugly's Humping Bears 6-2-0 .750 665.18 W-2 2 10 3. The Jackson 4 5-3-0 .625 695.33 W-1 10 17 4. Cocksmen 5-3-0 .625 636.07 L-1 9 11 5. 2Hotty 4-4-0 .500 794.95 L-1 6 16 6. Gaz's Pistols of Sex 4-4-0 .500 681.60 L-2 12 11 7. Tremendous Titties 4-4-0 .500 613.03 W-2 4 6 8. ID's Little Secrets 3-5-0 .375 639.51 W-1 8 26 9. Karl's Kolts 3-5-0 .375 607.44 W-1 11 2 10. f3lix will fuck you 2-6-0 .250 635.57 L-1 5 7 11. DJ FC's CockTouchers 2-6-0 .250 507.98 L-5 3 - 12. Gold Cup Whore 2-6-0 .250 487.18 L-2 1 3
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

12-07-2009, 08:40 PM	#210 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	If Aaron Rodgers doesn't have a career night, your's truly will be regular season points winner!
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

10-13-2009, 10:43 PM	#201 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,724 Internets: 311447	Petition to have gayve change his name to "you will fuck f3lix" Orgazmo

10-14-2009, 01:34 PM	#203 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Signed

10-14-2009, 11:55 PM	#204 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	To the highest bidder (minimum $50) I will let them pick my team name for this nubblies season and it will remain on my fantasy yahoo account forever. Bidding ends at 9:00 PM Pacific Time Wendesday October 21st, 2009. (note that the winner may also change the name at any point during the season.) Do we have an opening bid?

10-15-2009, 12:23 PM	#206 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	An added bit. Once the money is received, the name is yours.

12-08-2009, 11:25 AM	#211 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Shaw, why'd you lose to a girl in fantasy football. Pretty pathetic.

12-08-2009, 12:13 PM	#212 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,724 Internets: 311447	Shaw, congratulations on officially winning the regular season points battle. You've netted $300 you lucky son of a bitch! Of course, you did it by edging out Scotty2Hotty by 16.5 points. Not exactly convincing, but a feat nonetheless. On the Scotty2Hotty note, how about that guy missing the $300 by 16.5 points, and then missing the playoffs with a very solid team by just 1 game. If he's not hanging from a tree somewhere right now, he's a stronger man than I. And, of course, by dashing 2hotty's playoff hopes (along with tits' trouncing of Shaw), I'm paid off with BDH in the first round. BDH, a guy who has lost to me every time he played me this season. A guy who I have outscored by 150 points. A guy who lost to f3lix. Should be a real thrilling game. More on Tits' destruction of Shaw: Where did that come from? The guy falls ass backward into an ocean of luck for 12/13 of the season...until he finds himself facing the only member of the league with a fantasy football genetic handicap? And it wasn't even close. It's almost like he was lucky enough to fuck 2hotty out of the $300...and then unlucky enough to fuck him out of the playoffs. What do you have against that guy, Shaw? Then there's UB's squad. UB, a guy who is vying to be part of his 3rd straight championship match. The guy is in the 2nd seed. He's poised. It's a shame his team is full of scrubs or he may have actually had a chance. Enjoy your week off. I hope Miles Austin doesn't waste his every-other-week mojo while you're resting. But enough of the real teams. What about the guys that make this profitable for the rest of us? Of course, there are the yearly inactives (DJFC, Gold Cup), and the weary newcomer (Karl)...but that leaves the two league bruises: ID and f3lix. Of f3lix, this is more than expected. The guy is an annual disappointment. A virtual no-show in the league. What's new? I'd advise you to stick to what you do best: Getting medical procedures of guys double your age while getting girls half your age. But you, ID? What's happened? You were clearly obsessed with the league. I mean, you made more moves than the top 2 teams combined. And yet, when it all came down to it, you were left with a squad that projected a mere 67 points in its final week on the field. Congrats on winning that week, though. Hopefully that's enough to get you to donate another $100 next year. Gentlemen and Lady, it's been fun thus far. I look foward to a competitive playoff. And to the $450 that I will be able to claim in 3 short weeks. For those interested, UB and f3lix will be in these parts on the 27th, the Sunday of the championship week. If you're interested in coming down...make it happen.

12-08-2009, 01:02 PM	#213 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	My money is on The Jackson 4.

12-08-2009, 01:08 PM	#214 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	f3lix have you ever made the playoffs since this has been a money league?

12-08-2009, 04:15 PM	#215 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	I won the year prior to it being a money league. (no)

12-12-2009, 12:52 AM	#217 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	This season marks the first season I didn't make playoffs. I don't think my team was ever close to being projected over 70 points at any point in the season. Bad draft? Yes, I will go as far as saying that. However, I didn't prepare for it this season, I blame it on the job search. Next year I vow to be back for the championship trophy. My reaches didn't pan out this year. In the past I've gotten by on gut feeling pulling the trigger early for certain players (to make sure I get them). For example, I reached for Calvin and Anquan last year, and Tom Brady the year before that. I was completely wrong about my two reaches this year. I thought Marshawn would flourish with the special "no huddle offense" they had implemented in buffalo with a fuckload of hype and the addition of TO. I also believed kevin Smith would blow up this year. After all he had a pretty good year when they went un-win-ded. He definitely got the touches this year but didn't reach the endzone... Anywaaaaaays, youre all gay fuck you
	#YOLO

12-16-2009, 03:56 PM	#218 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,724 Internets: 311447	Is anyone going to come watch Me vs UB in the championship the Sunday after Christmas? So far it's just me, tits, and f3lix. ID? I haven't seen your faggot ass in awhile. BDH? You're just a hop away. Shaw? You'll at least be playing for 3rd.

12-16-2009, 04:18 PM	#219 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I could see myself getting wrecked that day. Like start at noon and don't stop until I pass out type of wrecked.

12-16-2009, 04:22 PM	#220 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,724 Internets: 311447	Sounds like a solid plan to me.

12-16-2009, 07:29 PM	#221 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	It will be a shame wasting that nfl ticket on a conselation game gaz. I think ub getting drunk is a blatent attempt to forget the beating I will put on him to win it all. I have dibs on chris henry.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

12-16-2009, 08:03 PM	#222 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,724 Internets: 311447	So are you going to come down since it'll be you and cory in the finals?

12-16-2009, 08:32 PM	#224 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	Christ, take a fuckin hint.
	#YOLO

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