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Orgazmo · 09-26-2012, 08:51 PM

I wish my opponents scored 61.01 points each week.

Saint DH · 09-26-2012, 08:52 PM

Yeah f3lix is bringing some weak ass sauce to this shit pit.

I would have banged his asshole this week like it was his mother at a church social.

Ugly Bastard · 09-26-2012, 09:36 PM

Is it unfair to you guys how good my team is?

Orgazmo · 09-26-2012, 09:54 PM

Says the guy in 7th place.

Saint DH · 09-27-2012, 08:17 AM

Wouldn't it be embarrassing for you guys if the guy who has never played fantasy football before was in third place?

f3lix · 09-27-2012, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Is it unfair to you guys how good my team is?

Week 2
f3nominal Shocks and Destroys Ugly's Humping Bears, Makes Early-Season Statement

f3nominal (2-0) 94.98
Ugly's Humping Bears (1-1) 43.62

Saint DH · 10-01-2012, 09:25 PM

BDH is lucky he pulled an all time high scoring week out of his asshole.

God damnit.

f3lix · 10-02-2012, 04:42 AM

My team defense is just crushing. Feel sorry for whomever is next.

Saint DH · 10-02-2012, 09:39 AM

I hope it's me so I can run over you like a stream roller and shut you the hell up.

BigDongedHoe · 10-03-2012, 10:27 AM

I don't even need to talk anything... My team is so far and away the clear best team here it's laughable.

This will be a nice little Christmas/post-christmas bonus when it's all said and done.

Ugly Bastard · 10-03-2012, 12:08 PM

BDH, I'd offer to throw down $20 with you on most fantasy points scored from week 5 through 16 if I thought there was any chance you'd actually settle the bet.

Saint DH · 10-03-2012, 01:09 PM

BDH could brag if he actually did anything to contribute to his team's success. Unfortunately, he hasn't, and his auto drafted team is doing so well because of pure fucking dumb luck.

BigDongedHoe · 10-03-2012, 07:39 PM

Don't make excuses for your team's poor preformances. I'll wreck both of you the same way I'm wrecking this entire league.

I understand though, i'd be jealous of my team too.

f3lix · 10-03-2012, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDongedHoe

I'm wrecking this entire league.

f3lix 4-0
BDH 3-1

Saint DH · 10-08-2012, 04:55 PM

This week has been a big disappointment. Benched two WR who had great games and played two others who had shit games. My TE has been nothing but a disappointment this entire season. Fuck you.

Ugly Bastard · 10-08-2012, 06:13 PM

At least you're getting mad poon with that new ride of yours though, right?

Saint DH · 10-08-2012, 07:55 PM

Nope, but I try to stay positive. Met a pretty girl who lives in my building today.

At the very least, I'm starting to kick a lot of ass at my job.

DDTempest · 10-09-2012, 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

Met a pretty girl who lives in my building today.

DO NOT ENGAGE. Become friends with her and have her introduce you to endless streams of her good looking friends, dating someone in your apartment building would be awkward as balls.

Saint DH · 10-09-2012, 08:41 AM

I wasn't planning on engaging her, although I wouldn't mind making sex with her.

Considering this is the first time I've seen her in the four months i've lived here she either just moved in or has a boyfriend where she stays at most of the time. At any rate, I'm not going to date anyone who lives in my building.

It's like i told my cat the other night as he was meowing at me about something, if I wanted to hear someone bitch at me constantly, I'd get a girlfriend.

BigDongedHoe · 10-09-2012, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by f3lix

f3lix 4-0
BDH 3-1

Hey f3lix how come you went from 1st to 5th in one week? Care to talk about it?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-09-2012, 04:53 PM

I would give my right nut to have the schedule f3lix has had.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-09-2012, 09:22 PM

'nuff said:

Ugly Bastard · 10-09-2012, 09:52 PM

Commish, what's the payout for most medals at season's end?

Orgazmo · 10-09-2012, 09:57 PM

The person that has earned the most medals at the end of this year will earn $jackshit.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-10-2012, 07:26 AM

Predictable response from someone who doesn't have 13 medals.

10-03-2012, 10:27 AM	#185 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	I don't even need to talk anything... My team is so far and away the clear best team here it's laughable. This will be a nice little Christmas/post-christmas bonus when it's all said and done.
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

10-03-2012, 07:39 PM	#188 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Don't make excuses for your team's poor preformances. I'll wreck both of you the same way I'm wrecking this entire league. I understand though, i'd be jealous of my team too.
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

10-09-2012, 04:53 PM	#196 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	I would give my right nut to have the schedule f3lix has had.
	#YOLO

10-09-2012, 09:22 PM	#197 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	'nuff said:
	#YOLO

10-10-2012, 07:26 AM	#200 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Predictable response from someone who doesn't have 13 medals.
	#YOLO

09-26-2012, 08:51 PM	#176 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	I wish my opponents scored 61.01 points each week.

09-26-2012, 08:52 PM	#177 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,113 Internets: 284753	Yeah f3lix is bringing some weak ass sauce to this shit pit. I would have banged his asshole this week like it was his mother at a church social.

09-26-2012, 09:36 PM	#178 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Is it unfair to you guys how good my team is?

09-26-2012, 09:54 PM	#179 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	Says the guy in 7th place.

09-27-2012, 08:17 AM	#180 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,113 Internets: 284753	Wouldn't it be embarrassing for you guys if the guy who has never played fantasy football before was in third place?

10-01-2012, 09:25 PM	#182 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,113 Internets: 284753	BDH is lucky he pulled an all time high scoring week out of his asshole. God damnit.

10-02-2012, 04:42 AM	#183 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	My team defense is just crushing. Feel sorry for whomever is next.

10-02-2012, 09:39 AM	#184 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,113 Internets: 284753	I hope it's me so I can run over you like a stream roller and shut you the hell up.

10-03-2012, 12:08 PM	#186 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	BDH, I'd offer to throw down $20 with you on most fantasy points scored from week 5 through 16 if I thought there was any chance you'd actually settle the bet.

10-03-2012, 01:09 PM	#187 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,113 Internets: 284753	BDH could brag if he actually did anything to contribute to his team's success. Unfortunately, he hasn't, and his auto drafted team is doing so well because of pure fucking dumb luck.

10-08-2012, 04:55 PM	#190 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,113 Internets: 284753	This week has been a big disappointment. Benched two WR who had great games and played two others who had shit games. My TE has been nothing but a disappointment this entire season. Fuck you.

10-08-2012, 06:13 PM	#191 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	At least you're getting mad poon with that new ride of yours though, right?

10-08-2012, 07:55 PM	#192 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,113 Internets: 284753	Nope, but I try to stay positive. Met a pretty girl who lives in my building today. At the very least, I'm starting to kick a lot of ass at my job.

10-09-2012, 08:41 AM	#194 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,113 Internets: 284753	I wasn't planning on engaging her, although I wouldn't mind making sex with her. Considering this is the first time I've seen her in the four months i've lived here she either just moved in or has a boyfriend where she stays at most of the time. At any rate, I'm not going to date anyone who lives in my building. It's like i told my cat the other night as he was meowing at me about something, if I wanted to hear someone bitch at me constantly, I'd get a girlfriend.

10-09-2012, 09:52 PM	#198 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Commish, what's the payout for most medals at season's end?

10-09-2012, 09:57 PM	#199 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	The person that has earned the most medals at the end of this year will earn $jackshit.

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