Jay Cutler to Chicago - Nubblies.net Forums

Cocktooth · 04-03-2009, 04:38 AM

Out of the recent post, I figure this couldn't be any worse. We were talking about soccer for christ sakes.

Jay Cutler goes to Chicago for Kyle Orton and 2 draft picks, both being in RD 1 a year apart. Thier is another 5 round pick involved, but not sure what that is.

What a steal for the Bronchos. They get a QB that has a proven track record of winning with a team that "only has a defense." All the Bears fans wanted him to do was not fuck up. Now he goes to a system that he ran in college, with all of the knowledge a Jack Daniels drinker could get in his 5 years in the NFL.

Ohhh, and Denver gets 2 first rounders. One this year and one next. Kiper thinks that they will select Sanchez. I think he is an idiot. They will get an OL or a Safety. They can win with Orton, and they will win.

Edit: Not bad for a drunk fat fuck .

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-03-2009, 10:03 AM

Denver will still suck next year. i dislike cutler, its gonna suck if hes going to be the bear's franchise qb the next 10 years.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-03-2009, 10:22 AM

(unless of course he plays good and bears win some super bowls)

Orgazmo · 04-03-2009, 01:33 PM

((which he won't because he's really not that good))

angry pancake · 01-23-2011, 05:17 PM

Cutler looks like a cunt today. He should be run out of Chicago.

thekremlin · 01-23-2011, 05:59 PM

Agreed. Unless we find out that he needs surgery within the next week, he comes off as a bitch tonight.

angry pancake · 01-23-2011, 07:29 PM

Amputation maybe. Surgery no. Lots of guys are gonna have surgery who played in that game.

Cocktooth · 01-24-2011, 10:33 AM

He gave up on his team, his town, and his family. I have never seen someone just up and quit like he did yesterday. He was standing and walking fine. If you can't man up for your team and play til you can't walk, you aren't worth the money you are getting paid. Rivers played with a torn ACL 3 years ago for christ sake.

Ugly Bastard · 01-24-2011, 10:35 AM

I want y'all to put it out on the street that I'm calling Cutler a straight bitch.

thekremlin · 01-24-2011, 11:33 AM

Straight up bears fan here, between tears, pointed out that Cutler wasn't even having conversations with backup QBs.

So do the bears go from NFC playoffs to crisis mode? Only in chicago.

Cocktooth · 01-24-2011, 11:36 AM

This is what happens when you grow up in Santa Claus Indiana.

Orgazmo · 01-24-2011, 12:43 PM

Even if he weren't a gaping vagina, he was sort of eating asshole out there. Hanie was playing similarly if not better.

Jay is such a trainwreck of a player. He'll be a god one game, and then an absolute shitbag the next three. He would be more valuable if he would just be a shitbag every game so they could drop him and move on without the glimmer of false hope every few games.

Maybe he should start taking a shot of insulin after each interception or 3 and out.

Cocktooth · 01-24-2011, 05:57 PM

The diagnosis came in. I'm happy it was an injury that I have had, so I know what he is going through.

In a game before christmas break, I sprained my MCL. I sat out a minute, came back in and played. I didn't see a doctor until after the first game back from break. I played 32 minutes, (whole game) with the sprain. I also was playing at the Y during the entire break. I can honestly say, it hurt to walk around, but before and during games I didn't feel it. After visiting the doctor, he told me to do two types of stretches, and a week later, I was fine.

In short, I have had the same injury as Cutler. I played a game and a half with the injury, along with working out for the 2 weeks in between. It's safe to say that Cutler quit on his team for sure knowing the injury that he had.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 01-24-2011, 08:56 PM

Because, playing intramural ball at the Y and getting blasted by 300+ pound D-linemen are similar activities.

Regardless, hate to see a GB/Pitt SuperBowl this year. Fuck both of those teams.

Cocktooth · 01-25-2011, 06:56 PM

Actually, cutting in a basketball game is worse then dropping back and passing. I figured it would be F3lix with the smart ass comment.

He could have played, he choose not to, in the biggest game of most of those guys careers. He might be tough when it comes to getting hits, but the guy is a mental midget.

thekremlin · 01-26-2011, 06:31 AM

When you hurt your MCL was it while playing the best handicapped basketball player in your hometown in Indiana?

Mental midget LOL

Cocktooth · 01-26-2011, 09:45 AM

Negative. It was the championship of the Holiday Tourney. 18 pts. 11 Rebs. for those counting!

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-26-2011, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by thekremlin

Straight up bears fan here, between tears, pointed out that Cutler wasn't even having conversations with backup QBs.

Dude fuck that. What good is it for him to pretend like he would be helping in any way?

Sure, if Tim Tebow was the starting quarterback and broke his leg he be out there dramatically pointing at his back up quarterback's play chart and giving him hugs and butterfly kisses before every play. I respect cutler for not being such a pandering media butt tickler.

Unless you are Peyton fucking manning the only person I would want coaching me during gameday if I was brought in as backup QB would be the coaching staff.

angry pancake · 01-27-2011, 03:47 AM

Cutler sprained his vagina and could have kept playing. Cutler was just sucking it up before then. Cutler with a sprained knee should still be better than Caleb haynie or Todd Collins on their best day. Nobody will cry when cutler exits Chicago. He's a less talented Jeff George.

Beebs · 01-27-2011, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaw

Actually, cutting in a basketball game is worse then dropping back and passing. I figured it would be F3lix with the smart ass comment.

He could have played, he choose not to, in the biggest game of most of those guys careers. He might be tough when it comes to getting hits, but the guy is a mental midget.

People like you are absurd. He did choose to play, it obviously wasn't working, and the doctors shut him down.

Cocktooth · 01-27-2011, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beebs

People like you are absurd. He did choose to play, it obviously wasn't working, and the doctors shut him down.

How did he choose to play? Because he came out for one possession in the 3rd Quarter. He was mentally done already. His MCL wasn't injured, his mental state was. The doctors probably said no, because he wasn't doing anything to help his cause. All he had to do was jog and act like he wanted to play. He is a pussy, and will always be labeled one.

Beebs · 02-24-2011, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaw

How did he choose to play? Because he came out for one possession in the 3rd Quarter. He was mentally done already. His MCL wasn't injured, his mental state was. The doctors probably said no, because he wasn't doing anything to help his cause. All he had to do was jog and act like he wanted to play. He is a pussy, and will always be labeled one.

He choose to play by, get this, playing.

He got an injection in his knee, went out there and couldn't perform, end of story.

In fact, now that more is known about what happened, do you still have your meatball theories?

Cocktooth · 02-24-2011, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beebs

He choose to play by, get this, playing.

He got an injection in his knee, went out there and couldn't perform, end of story.

In fact, now that more is known about what happened, do you still have your meatball theories?

My theory stands. He could have played. I don't give a shit what anyone says. My guess there is one person that has had this injury and played with it. All these reports that came out 3 weeks after the game don't add up. Cutler is a pussy. Green Bay's defense made him cry uncle.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-24-2011, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaw

My guess there is one person that has had this injury and played with it.

If that same person jumped off a cliff would you do it too?

I just got holothetic on your ass faggot. Why don't you go lick peyton mannings asshole. You know you want to, gayford.

Cocktooth · 02-25-2011, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Mistoffelees

If that same person jumped off a cliff would you do it too?

I just got holothetic on your ass faggot. Why don't you go lick peyton mannings asshole. You know you want to, gayford.

That's probably a bit much. I'm not into male butthole.

04-03-2009, 04:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Jay Cutler to Chicago Out of the recent post, I figure this couldn't be any worse. We were talking about soccer for christ sakes. Jay Cutler goes to Chicago for Kyle Orton and 2 draft picks, both being in RD 1 a year apart. Thier is another 5 round pick involved, but not sure what that is. What a steal for the Bronchos. They get a QB that has a proven track record of winning with a team that "only has a defense." All the Bears fans wanted him to do was not fuck up. Now he goes to a system that he ran in college, with all of the knowledge a Jack Daniels drinker could get in his 5 years in the NFL. Ohhh, and Denver gets 2 first rounders. One this year and one next. Kiper thinks that they will select Sanchez. I think he is an idiot. They will get an OL or a Safety. They can win with Orton, and they will win. Edit: Not bad for a drunk fat fuck .
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

04-03-2009, 10:03 AM	#2 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	Denver will still suck next year. i dislike cutler, its gonna suck if hes going to be the bear's franchise qb the next 10 years.
	#YOLO

04-03-2009, 10:22 AM	#3 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	(unless of course he plays good and bears win some super bowls)
	#YOLO

01-24-2011, 10:33 AM	#8 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	He gave up on his team, his town, and his family. I have never seen someone just up and quit like he did yesterday. He was standing and walking fine. If you can't man up for your team and play til you can't walk, you aren't worth the money you are getting paid. Rivers played with a torn ACL 3 years ago for christ sake.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

01-24-2011, 11:36 AM	#11 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	This is what happens when you grow up in Santa Claus Indiana.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

04-03-2009, 01:33 PM	#4 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	((which he won't because he's really not that good))

01-23-2011, 05:59 PM	#6 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	Agreed. Unless we find out that he needs surgery within the next week, he comes off as a bitch tonight.

01-24-2011, 10:35 AM	#9 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I want y'all to put it out on the street that I'm calling Cutler a straight bitch.

01-24-2011, 11:33 AM	#10 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	Straight up bears fan here, between tears, pointed out that Cutler wasn't even having conversations with backup QBs. So do the bears go from NFC playoffs to crisis mode? Only in chicago.

01-24-2011, 12:43 PM	#12 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Even if he weren't a gaping vagina, he was sort of eating asshole out there. Hanie was playing similarly if not better. Jay is such a trainwreck of a player. He'll be a god one game, and then an absolute shitbag the next three. He would be more valuable if he would just be a shitbag every game so they could drop him and move on without the glimmer of false hope every few games. Maybe he should start taking a shot of insulin after each interception or 3 and out.

01-24-2011, 05:57 PM	#13 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	The diagnosis came in. I'm happy it was an injury that I have had, so I know what he is going through. In a game before christmas break, I sprained my MCL. I sat out a minute, came back in and played. I didn't see a doctor until after the first game back from break. I played 32 minutes, (whole game) with the sprain. I also was playing at the Y during the entire break. I can honestly say, it hurt to walk around, but before and during games I didn't feel it. After visiting the doctor, he told me to do two types of stretches, and a week later, I was fine. In short, I have had the same injury as Cutler. I played a game and a half with the injury, along with working out for the 2 weeks in between. It's safe to say that Cutler quit on his team for sure knowing the injury that he had.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

01-24-2011, 08:56 PM	#14 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	Because, playing intramural ball at the Y and getting blasted by 300+ pound D-linemen are similar activities. Regardless, hate to see a GB/Pitt SuperBowl this year. Fuck both of those teams.

01-25-2011, 06:56 PM	#15 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Actually, cutting in a basketball game is worse then dropping back and passing. I figured it would be F3lix with the smart ass comment. He could have played, he choose not to, in the biggest game of most of those guys careers. He might be tough when it comes to getting hits, but the guy is a mental midget.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

01-26-2011, 06:31 AM	#16 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	When you hurt your MCL was it while playing the best handicapped basketball player in your hometown in Indiana? Mental midget LOL

01-26-2011, 09:45 AM	#17 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Negative. It was the championship of the Holiday Tourney. 18 pts. 11 Rebs. for those counting!
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

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