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Ugly Bastard · 06-16-2003, 12:07 PM

The Double Find!

Oscar the Finch

and

Beatrice the Raccoon

Now, all readers must realize how rare it is to see two items of 'kill beside one another. The hunters were driving on Old US 30 when they saw Beatrice sitting on the side of the road, begging to be visited. The hunters were more than willing to fulfill her request.

Upon exiting the official roadkill mobile, Orgazmo nearly steps on Oscar on his way to prod Beatrice.

Oscar was a token-asshole in his life. He died prematurely, and seemingly un-noticed. He had few friends, and spent most of his time going from party to party chipping in his two-cents worth much to the annoyance of his listeners. When Oscar was found dead, no one rejoiced, and no one cried; mainly because no one gives a fuck about Oscar.

In this landmark photograph, we see both Oscar and Beatrice in their original places of death. (Oscar near the bottom, Beatrice at top)

As the hunters moved on to Beatrice, they are struck with one of the most malodorous stinches that has ever graced either of their lives. You see, Beatrice's corpse was being eaten out by thousands of mites. They were climbing into her vagina, and asshole, then exiting out of her mouth. The smell that this left nearly knocked the hunters over. Luckily, they are Pirates and were able to hold their own.

In this picture, we see Orgazmo's beaming smile hover over Beatrice's place of rest.

Ugly Bastard, about to hurl, attempts the same.

Orgazmo, being the only one brave enough to do so, gets right up by Beatrice's mouth, and photographs the mites crawling out of it. Although hard to see in this image, the hunters find countless numbers of mites crawling out of her mouth.

The circle in this photograph indicates the orphious that the mites were entering near her crotch.

Much the same in this picture, you can see a cluster of mites crawling in and out of Beatrice's mouth.

The hunters quickly exit Beatrice's location before they loose their meal, thus they were not able to examine her cause of death, or the details of the life she lived.

[ June 16, 2003, 10:50 AM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

06-16-2003, 12:07 PM	#19 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	The Double Find! Oscar the Finch and Beatrice the Raccoon Now, all readers must realize how rare it is to see two items of 'kill beside one another. The hunters were driving on Old US 30 when they saw Beatrice sitting on the side of the road, begging to be visited. The hunters were more than willing to fulfill her request. Upon exiting the official roadkill mobile, Orgazmo nearly steps on Oscar on his way to prod Beatrice. Oscar was a token-asshole in his life. He died prematurely, and seemingly un-noticed. He had few friends, and spent most of his time going from party to party chipping in his two-cents worth much to the annoyance of his listeners. When Oscar was found dead, no one rejoiced, and no one cried; mainly because no one gives a fuck about Oscar. In this landmark photograph, we see both Oscar and Beatrice in their original places of death. (Oscar near the bottom, Beatrice at top) As the hunters moved on to Beatrice, they are struck with one of the most malodorous stinches that has ever graced either of their lives. You see, Beatrice's corpse was being eaten out by thousands of mites. They were climbing into her vagina, and asshole, then exiting out of her mouth. The smell that this left nearly knocked the hunters over. Luckily, they are Pirates and were able to hold their own. In this picture, we see Orgazmo's beaming smile hover over Beatrice's place of rest. Ugly Bastard, about to hurl, attempts the same. Orgazmo, being the only one brave enough to do so, gets right up by Beatrice's mouth, and photographs the mites crawling out of it. Although hard to see in this image, the hunters find countless numbers of mites crawling out of her mouth. The circle in this photograph indicates the orphious that the mites were entering near her crotch. Much the same in this picture, you can see a cluster of mites crawling in and out of Beatrice's mouth. The hunters quickly exit Beatrice's location before they loose their meal, thus they were not able to examine her cause of death, or the details of the life she lived. [ June 16, 2003, 10:50 AM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]