Me either.
But, I mean, in the end, (call me a faggot), of course I'd fuck him to save his life. I mean, yea it'd suck and stuff, but think about how shitty you'd feel after he was dead, knowing all you had to do was bear it for like 5 minutes, and he could live a normal long-life.
I mean, put yourself in your best friend's shoes, if you knew you were going to die unless he fucked you, think about how you'd feel if he said to you "sorry bud, can't do it".
-Ugly Bastard
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