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Repugnant Abomination · 05-10-2005, 11:03 PM

V Deception V: Would you have sex with your best male friend if it meant saving his life?

Taintosaurus: that's a really tough fucking questionl.
V Deception V: I know!
Taintosaurus: god damn
i really don't know
V Deception V: I mean you'd save his life, but the relationship would be ruined.
V Deception V: and you both would be traumatized.
Taintosaurus: i concur
either way, I'd regret the decision for the rest of my life
V Deception V: no doubt.
Taintosaurus: that's a sick little mind you have there

V Deception V: these are the type of questions I contemplate..
Taintosaurus: hehe, have you come up with an answer?
V Deception V: Well, I cant justify sitting by and letting somone die when it's in my power to stop it.
Taintosaurus: yes, i feel the same way
still though...
V Deception V: especially it's my best friend.....Though the consequences would be drastic..
Taintosaurus: I'd have a much better chance of doing a different random guy to save my best friend's life
V Deception V: then you have to wonder, would he resent you for doing it? I'm sure he would...But then again he'd be thankful to be alive. What a delimma!
Taintosaurus: this is perhaps the ultimate quandary

05-10-2005, 11:24 PM

I can't think of a bigger dilema.

Ugly Bastard · 05-10-2005, 11:50 PM

Me either.

But, I mean, in the end, (call me a faggot), of course I'd fuck him to save his life. I mean, yea it'd suck and stuff, but think about how shitty you'd feel after he was dead, knowing all you had to do was bear it for like 5 minutes, and he could live a normal long-life.

I mean, put yourself in your best friend's shoes, if you knew you were going to die unless he fucked you, think about how you'd feel if he said to you "sorry bud, can't do it".

-Ugly Bastard

Saint DH · 05-11-2005, 12:05 AM

Yeah I'd do it...it would definitely suck ass, but in the long run I would know that I did the right thing.

If you wouldn't do it then you're a selfish prick and I hope you die alone.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 05-11-2005, 01:10 AM

The real question is: What would Francis do in this situation?

[ May 10, 2005, 11:11 PM: Message edited by: THEINCREDIBLEdork ]

05-11-2005, 01:45 AM

Selfish?

If it was me and my friend, I'd like him to not rape me in my asshole, so I could die with some dignity.

Deadly Crescent Kick · 05-11-2005, 11:28 AM

what a fucking conundrum! i guess i would have to begrudgingly do it to save my best friend's life. but only my best friend. all my other casual friends and aquaintances would be fucked (or not, in this case).

at least i wouldn't have to get fucked in the ass to save his life. now THAT would suck even worse!!

what if you just couldn't get it up. your poor friend would be begging for his life and it would be like "i'm sorry man, this has never happened before! don't pressure me!!!"

bloodyfart · 05-11-2005, 12:32 PM

lol at the sail at half mast

i would do it, but he would have to wine and dine me first

Ironic Mustache · 05-11-2005, 12:47 PM

I don't know if I could... What if things were weird afterward you know? What if... Feelings emerged?

bloodyfart · 05-11-2005, 01:18 PM

what if he didnt want to cuddle.

MAGICLIT · 05-11-2005, 01:27 PM

Repug, can you tell me if you are this V Deception V person? Me thinks you were hard up on entertainment and came up with some perverted-ass question to freak the bee-jesus outta a random dude.........if that is true then I think you should pursue comedy as a career because that is sickly hilarious.

Mr. Blonde · 05-11-2005, 01:36 PM

V deception is Repug, Taintosaurus is another member of nubblies.

ninjaface · 05-11-2005, 01:41 PM

As far as life-saving anal sex goes, I'd say its better to fuck than to be fucked.

Mr. Blonde · 05-11-2005, 08:39 PM

V Deception V: I need you, inside of me.

-not fabricated-

[ May 11, 2005, 06:40 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

Repugnant Abomination · 05-11-2005, 11:55 PM

lol I meant inside of my heart...Like, spiritually.

Man you have a sick mind wtf.

Saint DH · 05-12-2005, 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DJ FC:
Selfish?

If it was me and my friend, I'd like him to not rape me in my asshole, so I could die with some dignity.

Yes selfish. If you care more about not committing a homosexual act than saving your best friend's life, obviously you don't care about anyone but yourself.

Of course, the question says nothing about whether or not he wants to die, so it's assumed that he would rather not die.

[ May 11, 2005, 10:45 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

Ironic Mustache · 05-12-2005, 12:09 PM

Or whether or not he set the whole thing up in order to trick you into giving him some sweet loving.

bloodyfart · 05-12-2005, 12:59 PM

ummmmm sweet sweet luving

MAGICLIT · 05-12-2005, 01:21 PM

All you guys are fags.

Deadly Crescent Kick · 05-12-2005, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MAGICLIT:
All you guys are fags.

only when its to save my best friend's life or i have no money to score more smack.

MAGICLIT · 05-12-2005, 03:21 PM

O, well then, thats understandable......

05-10-2005, 11:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	I can't think of a bigger dilema.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

05-11-2005, 01:10 AM	#5 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,348 Internets: 290966	The real question is: What would Francis do in this situation? [ May 10, 2005, 11:11 PM: Message edited by: THEINCREDIBLEdork ]
	#YOLO

05-11-2005, 01:45 AM	#6 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Selfish? If it was me and my friend, I'd like him to not rape me in my asshole, so I could die with some dignity.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

05-11-2005, 11:28 AM	#7 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	what a fucking conundrum! i guess i would have to begrudgingly do it to save my best friend's life. but only my best friend. all my other casual friends and aquaintances would be fucked (or not, in this case). at least i wouldn't have to get fucked in the ass to save his life. now THAT would suck even worse!! what if you just couldn't get it up. your poor friend would be begging for his life and it would be like "i'm sorry man, this has never happened before! don't pressure me!!!"
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05-11-2005, 12:32 PM	#8 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	lol at the sail at half mast i would do it, but he would have to wine and dine me first
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05-10-2005, 11:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	V Deception V: Would you have sex with your best male friend if it meant saving his life? Taintosaurus: that's a really tough fucking questionl. V Deception V: I know! Taintosaurus: god damn i really don't know V Deception V: I mean you'd save his life, but the relationship would be ruined. V Deception V: and you both would be traumatized. Taintosaurus: i concur either way, I'd regret the decision for the rest of my life V Deception V: no doubt. Taintosaurus: that's a sick little mind you have there V Deception V: these are the type of questions I contemplate.. Taintosaurus: hehe, have you come up with an answer? V Deception V: Well, I cant justify sitting by and letting somone die when it's in my power to stop it. Taintosaurus: yes, i feel the same way still though... V Deception V: especially it's my best friend.....Though the consequences would be drastic.. Taintosaurus: I'd have a much better chance of doing a different random guy to save my best friend's life V Deception V: then you have to wonder, would he resent you for doing it? I'm sure he would...But then again he'd be thankful to be alive. What a delimma! Taintosaurus: this is perhaps the ultimate quandary

05-10-2005, 11:50 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Me either. But, I mean, in the end, (call me a faggot), of course I'd fuck him to save his life. I mean, yea it'd suck and stuff, but think about how shitty you'd feel after he was dead, knowing all you had to do was bear it for like 5 minutes, and he could live a normal long-life. I mean, put yourself in your best friend's shoes, if you knew you were going to die unless he fucked you, think about how you'd feel if he said to you "sorry bud, can't do it". -Ugly Bastard

05-11-2005, 12:05 AM	#4 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,146 Internets: 284753	Yeah I'd do it...it would definitely suck ass, but in the long run I would know that I did the right thing. If you wouldn't do it then you're a selfish prick and I hope you die alone.

05-11-2005, 12:47 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I don't know if I could... What if things were weird afterward you know? What if... Feelings emerged?
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

05-11-2005, 01:18 PM	#10 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	what if he didnt want to cuddle.
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05-11-2005, 01:27 PM	#11 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Repug, can you tell me if you are this V Deception V person? Me thinks you were hard up on entertainment and came up with some perverted-ass question to freak the bee-jesus outta a random dude.........if that is true then I think you should pursue comedy as a career because that is sickly hilarious.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

05-11-2005, 01:36 PM	#12 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	V deception is Repug, Taintosaurus is another member of nubblies.
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05-11-2005, 01:41 PM	#13 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	As far as life-saving anal sex goes, I'd say its better to fuck than to be fucked.

05-11-2005, 08:39 PM	#14 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	V Deception V: I need you, inside of me. -not fabricated- [ May 11, 2005, 06:40 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]
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05-11-2005, 11:55 PM	#15 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	lol I meant inside of my heart...Like, spiritually. Man you have a sick mind wtf.

05-12-2005, 12:09 PM	#17 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Or whether or not he set the whole thing up in order to trick you into giving him some sweet loving.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

05-12-2005, 12:59 PM	#18 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	ummmmm sweet sweet luving
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

05-12-2005, 01:21 PM	#19 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	All you guys are fags.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

05-12-2005, 03:21 PM	#21 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	O, well then, thats understandable......
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.