what a fucking conundrum! i guess i would have to begrudgingly do it to save my best friend's life. but only my best friend. all my other casual friends and aquaintances would be fucked (or not, in this case).
at least i wouldn't have to get fucked in the ass to save his life. now THAT would suck even worse!!
what if you just couldn't get it up. your poor friend would be begging for his life and it would be like "i'm sorry man, this has never happened before! don't pressure me!!!"
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