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Originally posted by bert:
3. i went across the suite and set my suitemates clocks an hour fast so that he is early to his first class tomorrow, then i got his watch off his hand and also set it fast.
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God-damn that made me laugh hard.
I've done a couple things so far myself:
1. I told bert's girlfriend that I'm gay, and can't double date her friend. (I didn't string this one along for too long...I don't wanna fuck in the laundry room, ya know?)
2. I told a poker-friend of mine that I won a huge multi-table tournament, $50 buyin with 298 people. He was pretty excited for me. When I told him, it wasn't quite April 1st in his region of the country, so he wasn't too pleased.
3. My recent work includes this:
UB: you're lucky kissane.
Amanda Kissane: why??!!!
Amanda Kissane: cause i'm up so frickin early waking up every girl in this house@??!
UB: haha...why are you up? [pliedes] just told me that IU's classes got cancelled today
Amanda Kissane: nu uh!!!
Amanda Kissane: why?!
UB: i dunno...something about an 'administrative day' or something.
Amanda Kissane: bullshit!!! april fool's! haha
UB: damnit you're good
Amanda Kissane: haha yeah i know
Amanda Kissane: i should have let you keep goin
She is good, there's no denying that.
What a great day...the best day of the year?
-Ugly Bastard
[ April 01, 2004, 07:29 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]