In preperation for sectionals prelims tomorrow night the guys swim team shaved their hair to hopefully cut some time. I am pleased to report that the shaving went remarkably well, a fellow Nubblite, Jake shaved his head for the first time in 4 years, along with that all 3 coaches followed suit. However their was one child raping, butthole licking, cum guzzling, dick scab eating bitch who did not shave his head. J.C was the only person not to shave his head. This would have been the first time ever that we had a shave rate of 100%. It would have been a paramount achievement for the swim team, however J.C. just had to fuck it up. So if you see this kid in the hall way tomorrow, feel free to cut some of his hair, because one way or another he will be hairless by saturday.
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