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Unread 03-22-2008, 01:27 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Sorry bros. I hate to sound like an elitist but with the girls I hang out with out here on the regular, friends or otherwise, personality or not, are generally hot as fuck. I don't know what quality of kitty you guys are used to tagging, but this bitch is a definite no, and would be the ugliest chick I have ever slept with. Maybe. There was this big nosed chick in the fall when I was fucked up on alcohol and cold medicine, so it wasn't really my fault. She was still kinda cute though. In a chipmunk-storing-food-for-winter way.

These pictures alone should help point out the ugly whore factor. In the following, is her face. It's fat. I can see how she COULD possibly be attractive if she about 2 lbs from each cheek and stopped using whorey makeup.




However, if that's not convincing enough for those paper baggers out there that you shouldn't hit it, maybe putting this picture into perspective (without the crippling distraction of nice, large, tan breasts) will help illustrate my point. She has love handles flopping all out of her "I wish I was skinnier but i'm not so i'm going to compensate by wearing a slutty skirt" skirt. I can't tell guys, is she pregnant? What do you say, about 2 months?. Last but certainly not least, look at her legs...er.. leg.

One word: Knee-ey.


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