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Heaven Can Wait · 03-21-2008, 04:03 PM

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THEINCREDIBLEdork · 03-21-2008, 04:35 PM

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?

Mr. Blonde · 03-21-2008, 10:25 PM

No, pry not. I did do a girl with a broken foot once, crutches and everything, and even that weirded me out. Not to say I would never poke an amputee, but let's be honest, the only thing this girl has going for her is her tits. And even those aren't going to do much to make up for the fact she's missing a fucking leg.

Ugly Bastard · 03-21-2008, 11:25 PM

Okay two things struck me as appauling in this thread:

1.) HCW: WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS? I feel like you just asked me whether or not I'd pick up a $100 bill off the ground if I was standing alone in an abandoned shopping plaza with no other humans within 5 miles.

2.) Blonde: WTF?!?!? No?!?! Dude you are on gay-watch. I'm not saying you are. I'm just saying it's something I'm monitoring.

Orgazmo · 03-22-2008, 12:30 AM

Fake: Nah. Bitches with tattoos are kinda a turn off for me.

Less fake: It depends on how she lost her leg. Was it fighting a shark? Then of course. Was it because she fucked some dude's asshole with it? And she got some weird leg eating disease from the asshole? And that disease also eats cocks? And it's probably in her vagina now as well? In that case: Probably not.

Real: Of course.

Mr. Blonde · 03-22-2008, 01:27 AM

Sorry bros. I hate to sound like an elitist but with the girls I hang out with out here on the regular, friends or otherwise, personality or not, are generally hot as fuck. I don't know what quality of kitty you guys are used to tagging, but this bitch is a definite no, and would be the ugliest chick I have ever slept with. Maybe. There was this big nosed chick in the fall when I was fucked up on alcohol and cold medicine, so it wasn't really my fault. She was still kinda cute though. In a chipmunk-storing-food-for-winter way.

These pictures alone should help point out the ugly whore factor. In the following, is her face. It's fat. I can see how she COULD possibly be attractive if she about 2 lbs from each cheek and stopped using whorey makeup.

However, if that's not convincing enough for those paper baggers out there that you shouldn't hit it, maybe putting this picture into perspective (without the crippling distraction of nice, large, tan breasts) will help illustrate my point. She has love handles flopping all out of her "I wish I was skinnier but i'm not so i'm going to compensate by wearing a slutty skirt" skirt. I can't tell guys, is she pregnant? What do you say, about 2 months?. Last but certainly not least, look at her legs...er.. leg.

One word: Knee-ey.

Ugly Bastard · 03-22-2008, 07:34 AM

I'd still do it in a flash.

Heaven Can Wait · 03-22-2008, 06:15 PM

Blonde, do you really expect her to be skinny? there really aren't many ways for her to keep fit, I still have no idea if I could bring myself to it..
Body - 4.5
Tits - 8.5
Face - 4
Lack of leg - ????

Edit: Found some chops

Cocktooth · 03-22-2008, 07:32 PM

I pull no punches in the fact that I had pretty much no standards when it came to the ladies when I was single. I would for sure get with this femailia in a heatbeat. She still has all of the sexual organs needed for my pleasure.

Blonde, you pretty much tried to turn a girl that is pretty good looking into a make up wearing, 2 lbs in her cheeks to heavy, and small love handling whore. I guess I am not Mr. Blonde, but if she was any skinner, I might break her. That's with a tiny male reproductive organ.

Mr. Blonde · 03-22-2008, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Shaw

Blonde, you pretty much tried to turn a girl that is pretty good looking into a make up wearing, 2 lbs in her cheeks to heavy, and small love handling whore.

She looks like your average white trash slut. And you're wrong about the love handles. Hips are supposed to start where your ass starts, by your pelvic bone. Not halfway up your torso. You gotta learn to chop these bitches into segment, like a slaughtered pig, or child.

let me illustrate:

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 03-22-2008, 09:44 PM

Id sex the pirate

Mr. Blonde · 03-22-2008, 10:09 PM

i'm pretty sure this girl has probably killed herself already anyways

SittinOnDubsWGW · 03-24-2008, 10:53 PM

without a second of hesitation.

Mr. Blonde · 04-25-2009, 10:50 AM

vaga1220 * · 04-25-2009, 11:20 AM

I'd let her ram that stump up my ass.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-28-2009, 12:58 PM

dont read this!(cuz it really wrks), u will get kissed on the nearest friday by the love of ur life. tomorrow will be the best day of ur life however if you dont post ths comment on at least 3 threads u will die within 2 days now uv started readin this dont stop

Ugly Bastard · 04-28-2009, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

dont read this!(cuz it really wrks), u will get kissed on the nearest friday by the love of ur life. tomorrow will be the best day of ur life however if you dont post ths comment on at least 3 threads u will die within 2 days now uv started readin this dont stop

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Dent · 04-28-2009, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

dont read this!(cuz it really wrks), u will get kissed on the nearest friday by the love of ur life. tomorrow will be the best day of ur life however if you dont post ths comment on at least 3 threads u will die within 2 days now uv started readin this dont stop

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Mr. Blonde · 05-09-2009, 12:24 AM

would you?

Ugly Bastard · 05-09-2009, 01:02 AM

Obv Miley and the answer is obv yes.

03-21-2008, 04:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
Heaven Can Wait English. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: England Posts: 868 Internets: 179	Would you? . . . .
	there is little I wouldn't do for a dolphin. Last edited by Heaven Can Wait; 03-21-2008 at 06:19 PM.

03-21-2008, 04:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?
	#YOLO

03-21-2008, 10:25 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	No, pry not. I did do a girl with a broken foot once, crutches and everything, and even that weirded me out. Not to say I would never poke an amputee, but let's be honest, the only thing this girl has going for her is her tits. And even those aren't going to do much to make up for the fact she's missing a fucking leg.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

03-22-2008, 12:30 AM	#5 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Fake: Nah. Bitches with tattoos are kinda a turn off for me. Less fake: It depends on how she lost her leg. Was it fighting a shark? Then of course. Was it because she fucked some dude's asshole with it? And she got some weird leg eating disease from the asshole? And that disease also eats cocks? And it's probably in her vagina now as well? In that case: Probably not. Real: Of course.
	Last edited by Orgazmo; 03-22-2008 at 12:34 AM.

03-22-2008, 01:27 AM	#6 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Sorry bros. I hate to sound like an elitist but with the girls I hang out with out here on the regular, friends or otherwise, personality or not, are generally hot as fuck. I don't know what quality of kitty you guys are used to tagging, but this bitch is a definite no, and would be the ugliest chick I have ever slept with. Maybe. There was this big nosed chick in the fall when I was fucked up on alcohol and cold medicine, so it wasn't really my fault. She was still kinda cute though. In a chipmunk-storing-food-for-winter way. These pictures alone should help point out the ugly whore factor. In the following, is her face. It's fat. I can see how she COULD possibly be attractive if she about 2 lbs from each cheek and stopped using whorey makeup. However, if that's not convincing enough for those paper baggers out there that you shouldn't hit it, maybe putting this picture into perspective (without the crippling distraction of nice, large, tan breasts) will help illustrate my point. She has love handles flopping all out of her "I wish I was skinnier but i'm not so i'm going to compensate by wearing a slutty skirt" skirt. I can't tell guys, is she pregnant? What do you say, about 2 months?. Last but certainly not least, look at her legs...er.. leg. One word: Knee-ey.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna Last edited by Mr. Blonde; 03-22-2008 at 01:29 AM.

03-21-2008, 11:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Okay two things struck me as appauling in this thread: 1.) HCW: WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS? I feel like you just asked me whether or not I'd pick up a $100 bill off the ground if I was standing alone in an abandoned shopping plaza with no other humans within 5 miles. 2.) Blonde: WTF?!?!? No?!?! Dude you are on gay-watch. I'm not saying you are. I'm just saying it's something I'm monitoring.

03-22-2008, 07:34 AM	#7 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I'd still do it in a flash.

03-22-2008, 06:15 PM	#8 (permalink)
Heaven Can Wait English. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: England Posts: 868 Internets: 179	Blonde, do you really expect her to be skinny? there really aren't many ways for her to keep fit, I still have no idea if I could bring myself to it.. Body - 4.5 Tits - 8.5 Face - 4 Lack of leg - ???? Edit: Found some chops
	there is little I wouldn't do for a dolphin. Last edited by Heaven Can Wait; 03-22-2008 at 06:21 PM.

03-22-2008, 07:32 PM	#9 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	I pull no punches in the fact that I had pretty much no standards when it came to the ladies when I was single. I would for sure get with this femailia in a heatbeat. She still has all of the sexual organs needed for my pleasure. Blonde, you pretty much tried to turn a girl that is pretty good looking into a make up wearing, 2 lbs in her cheeks to heavy, and small love handling whore. I guess I am not Mr. Blonde, but if she was any skinner, I might break her. That's with a tiny male reproductive organ.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

03-22-2008, 09:44 PM	#11 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Id sex the pirate
	#YOLO

03-22-2008, 10:09 PM	#12 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	i'm pretty sure this girl has probably killed herself already anyways
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

03-24-2008, 10:53 PM	#13 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	without a second of hesitation.

04-25-2009, 10:50 AM	#14 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	bump

04-25-2009, 11:20 AM	#15 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	I'd let her ram that stump up my ass.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

04-28-2009, 12:58 PM	#16 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	dont read this!(cuz it really wrks), u will get kissed on the nearest friday by the love of ur life. tomorrow will be the best day of ur life however if you dont post ths comment on at least 3 threads u will die within 2 days now uv started readin this dont stop
	#YOLO

05-09-2009, 12:24 AM	#19 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	would you?

05-09-2009, 01:02 AM	#20 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Obv Miley and the answer is obv yes.