05-10-2009, 11:34 PM
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Dragon Boi 69
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Arizona
Posts: 28
Internets: 112
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I, bald nerd, upon being murdered or black-bagged by the government have a few simple wishes...
Please play this at my funeral:
As for my possessions, you may hoist them above an homeless shelter for eternity.
As for last wishes,
1) if at all possible with future technology, please make it rain junk food like Shaq did the hit movie "Kazaam".
2) Please bury me with my porn, all of it, printed out, burned to CD, scattered on my corpse. They say you can't take your money to the grave, but I'll be damned if I can't take my fap to the grave.
I approve this message
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