As a kid my friend's grandma had a dog that would piss all over the place when it got excited, so we thought it was hilarious to get her all excited and then leave after the dog pissed all over the couch.
My other friends had a dachshund that would roll over on his back and piss every time I came over because he was so excited to see me.
Moral of this story is I am good at making dogs piss, lets hope Rambo has a strong bladder.
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