Transcript of a text conversation between myself and Orgazmo whilst sitting across the table from each other at Nippers. I think he might be gay.
Orgazmo: Ground control to major lamb
DDTempest: Major ham to ground control
Orgazmo: Pilgrim cock to lamb sock, I repeat this is pilgrim cock attempting to reach lamb sock... over.
DDTempest: Are you out of ham sir?
Orgazmo: I have enough ham to feed the entire saudi arabian army. The whole fucking thing. you motherskunkfucker. So fuck you. And your negative implications. Sex.
DDTempest: Yes please
Orgazmo: Derek, do you want to suck my penis to completion?
Orgazmo: plz
Orgazmo: Srsly plz??
DDTempest: No, i want to bring you right to the edge of climax and have you blast it in my ass
Orgazmo: With or sans lubrication? (i'm praying to Allah you say sans)
DDTempest: I was hoping for sand lubrication
Orgazmo: DEREK THIS WAS A TEST AND NOW I KNOW THAT YOU ARE A FAGGOT!!
DDTempest: No u
Orgazmo: Jk ... <3 u sir. And your dragon.
Orgazmo: JAPANESE GUY PICTIRE HERE
DDTempest: No dagga dat
Orgazmo: No dagga u man.
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