In the spirit of this post
Drunk Things! I must do something similar tonight.
This same friend is an absolute fuck-up and gets himself into stupid situations regarding women constantly. He "fell in love" with some chick that's not even hot and has two kids. The feeling isn't mutual, yet they still semi-date.
He bought a house a few months ago and figured it would be a great idea for her to move in. With the kids. She doesn't pay rent and is easily one of the biggest bitches i've ever met Also, her friend is a nanny with a kid. Oh yeah, she moved in too. She doesn't pay rent either. She (semi-gf) constantly threatens to move out, which all of us want, whenever he doesn't do things she wants done or does things she doesnt approve of.
He's essentially become pussy-whipped by a chick he doesn't even fuck. This is not acceptable for my friends.
Currently, two of my friends are planning on going over there and drinking and grilling and just pretty much plan on being loud and obnoxious. Waiting for her to throw her bitch fit, and then us telling her how much she sucks.
Current ammo
-tons of awesomely explicit music ala 2 Live Crew to play loud as shit.
-Lots of alcohol
-a couple slutty chicks
I'm hoping this goes well.