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SittinOnDubsWGW · 05-23-2009, 12:35 PM

Well done. Avoiding bullshit from the law is fun.

ninjaface · 05-23-2009, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

Moral of the story: "shut the fuck up"

Related video.

YouTube - Don't Talk to Cops, Part 1

SittinOnDubsWGW · 05-28-2009, 03:18 PM

I guess this goes here.

Got roofied for the 2nd time in my life last night. It sucks. It was at a bar with Girls Gone Wild there. I don't remember shit after my second drink. I woke up this morning in the courtyard of an apt complex. Luckily, it was only a block from my girlfriends house. No clue what the fuck happened.

EDIT: To add more. There is blood all over my shorts that I wore last night. Now i have to go find my car.

ninjaface · 05-28-2009, 04:54 PM

sweeeeet

Mr. Blonde · 05-28-2009, 05:56 PM

lol. that sucks dude. did you still have your wallet?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 05-28-2009, 06:53 PM

is the blood from your butthole?

vaga1220 * · 05-28-2009, 07:58 PM

Madame, you have suffered an emotional shock. I will notify a rape crisis center.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 05-28-2009, 09:29 PM

still had my wallet, missing my debit card (guessing its still at bar, about to call and see), no the blood is not from my butthole, it was on the front of the legs.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 05-28-2009, 09:35 PM

so its from somebody elses butthole?

SittinOnDubsWGW · 05-28-2009, 09:36 PM

its possible. i honestly don't know.

DDTempest · 05-28-2009, 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SittinOnDubsWGW

EDIT: To add more. There is blood all over my shorts that I wore last night. Now i have to go find my car.

Sounds like someone had a visit from the period fairy, congratulations on reaching womanhood!

SittinOnDubsWGW · 06-11-2009, 10:35 AM

I introduced myself to a chick at the Locker Room last night by motorboating her. It went over well.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 06-22-2009, 03:53 PM

While absolutely trashed, I goaded my friend into breaking up with his fiance last night. It didn't help when I called her from my phone and told her I was burning the shit that she had at his place in the driveway.

After taht I have no recollection of what happened.

Mr. Blonde · 06-22-2009, 07:07 PM

were you actually burning her shit? cause that would have been AWESOME? also, did he actually break up with her?

SittinOnDubsWGW · 06-23-2009, 11:00 AM

Yes to both parts.

While she was on the phone I was burning a huge stuffed animal that he had got her for easter.

Orgazmo · 07-18-2009, 12:02 AM

Hello, Drunk Things. How the fuck have you been?

I'm well.

I hope you've been well.

You're a great thread. Don't tell the rest of the board, but I might like you the best.

I might.

Thanks for being tehre for me always. and thank you for not being anigger.

Thanks again,

Orgazmo

Orgazmo · 07-18-2009, 12:03 AM

DDTempest: I'm sorry that I got drunk tonight when i told you that i would withhold. I'll try to get drunk again tomorrow. Primo.afskdja;flsdkj Promises. I promise.

Love,

♥♥♥Me♥♥♥

St. Anky · 07-19-2009, 04:39 AM

I saw gaz yesterday...

DJ FC · 07-19-2009, 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninjaface

Related video.
YouTube - Don't Talk to Cops, Part 1

Everybody should watch this.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 07-19-2009, 12:48 PM

Some guy decided it would be awesome to get in my face and talk shit to me. While this is going on, his friends decide it would be even more fun to blindside me. Took a beating from 6-8 guys. Amazingly I'm not too fucked up. I was able to neutralize 2 of them on the ground, but was getting kicked while I had them on the ground. My sides are really the only area took much damage

Dent · 07-19-2009, 04:49 PM

^ That sucks, were you on your own?
I don't really drink much at some clubs anymore due to this reason.
Also i'm pretty sure that talking to cops video was posted by myself a while back.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 07-19-2009, 07:35 PM

was with one other friend. I guess he got in the mix too after he saw what was happening to me to break it up. He was across the parking lot when it started.

DDTempest · 07-19-2009, 10:15 PM

I paid Tonguegina $4 to ask for "nigger beer" from the booth sampling watermelon beer at the Broadripple Brewfest on Saturday ... it was intense.

Pliedes · 07-19-2009, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DDTempest

I paid Tonguegina $4 to ask for "nigger beer" from the booth sampling watermelon beer at the Broadripple Brewfest on Saturday ... it was intense.

Hilarious! And the fact that he did it for only $4 makes it even better. I wish there was video of this.

Orgazmo · 08-08-2009, 03:01 PM

YOU'RE ALL FUCKING CATS. HAHA YOU DUMMIES.

05-28-2009, 03:18 PM	#728 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	I guess this goes here. Got roofied for the 2nd time in my life last night. It sucks. It was at a bar with Girls Gone Wild there. I don't remember shit after my second drink. I woke up this morning in the courtyard of an apt complex. Luckily, it was only a block from my girlfriends house. No clue what the fuck happened. EDIT: To add more. There is blood all over my shorts that I wore last night. Now i have to go find my car.
	Last edited by SittinOnDubsWGW; 05-28-2009 at 04:01 PM.

05-28-2009, 06:53 PM	#731 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	is the blood from your butthole?
	#YOLO

05-28-2009, 07:58 PM	#732 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	Madame, you have suffered an emotional shock. I will notify a rape crisis center.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

05-28-2009, 09:35 PM	#734 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	so its from somebody elses butthole?
	#YOLO

05-23-2009, 12:35 PM	#726 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	Well done. Avoiding bullshit from the law is fun.

05-28-2009, 04:54 PM	#729 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	sweeeeet

05-28-2009, 05:56 PM	#730 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	lol. that sucks dude. did you still have your wallet?

05-28-2009, 09:29 PM	#733 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	still had my wallet, missing my debit card (guessing its still at bar, about to call and see), no the blood is not from my butthole, it was on the front of the legs.

05-28-2009, 09:36 PM	#735 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	its possible. i honestly don't know.

06-11-2009, 10:35 AM	#737 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	I introduced myself to a chick at the Locker Room last night by motorboating her. It went over well.

06-22-2009, 03:53 PM	#738 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	While absolutely trashed, I goaded my friend into breaking up with his fiance last night. It didn't help when I called her from my phone and told her I was burning the shit that she had at his place in the driveway. After taht I have no recollection of what happened.

06-22-2009, 07:07 PM	#739 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	were you actually burning her shit? cause that would have been AWESOME? also, did he actually break up with her?

06-23-2009, 11:00 AM	#740 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	Yes to both parts. While she was on the phone I was burning a huge stuffed animal that he had got her for easter.

07-18-2009, 12:02 AM	#741 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	Hello, Drunk Things. How the fuck have you been? I'm well. I hope you've been well. You're a great thread. Don't tell the rest of the board, but I might like you the best. I might. Thanks for being tehre for me always. and thank you for not being anigger. Thanks again, Orgazmo

07-18-2009, 12:03 AM	#742 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	DDTempest: I'm sorry that I got drunk tonight when i told you that i would withhold. I'll try to get drunk again tomorrow. Primo.afskdja;flsdkj Promises. I promise. Love, ♥♥♥Me♥♥♥

07-19-2009, 04:39 AM	#743 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	I saw gaz yesterday...

07-19-2009, 12:48 PM	#745 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	Some guy decided it would be awesome to get in my face and talk shit to me. While this is going on, his friends decide it would be even more fun to blindside me. Took a beating from 6-8 guys. Amazingly I'm not too fucked up. I was able to neutralize 2 of them on the ground, but was getting kicked while I had them on the ground. My sides are really the only area took much damage

07-19-2009, 04:49 PM	#746 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,505 Internets: 177361	^ That sucks, were you on your own? I don't really drink much at some clubs anymore due to this reason. Also i'm pretty sure that talking to cops video was posted by myself a while back.

07-19-2009, 07:35 PM	#747 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	was with one other friend. I guess he got in the mix too after he saw what was happening to me to break it up. He was across the parking lot when it started.

08-08-2009, 03:01 PM	#750 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	YOU'RE ALL FUCKING CATS. HAHA YOU DUMMIES.