My dad went to Thailand and found a prostitute on the street. Said prostitute tried to slyly urge him to the shower so she could steal his wallet, but my dad being learned in the ways of paying for the nappy dugout, saw the thievery coming. He refused the shower and started to get to business. Long story short, it was a dude, he choke slammed "her" into the hallway, "she" left, and somehow still ended up with all the cash in his wallet. He kissed "her." That's my favorite part.
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