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Cocktooth · 06-16-2011, 05:35 PM

In honor of Father's day, I suggest we share one or more stories that sticks out in our mind about our dads. Anyone joining me?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 06-16-2011, 05:47 PM

I saw my Dad's penis once. It's bigger than mine.

angry pancake · 06-16-2011, 07:44 PM

I remember vividly his dead blank stare and the sound of the moving around of the furniture to get the gurney out of the house.

Ironic Mustache · 06-17-2011, 02:20 PM

I'm sort of doubting this is what Cocktooth had in mind.

Mr. Blonde · 06-17-2011, 09:04 PM

My father, despite being a great person and a good father, has hardly every given me any good advice my entire life. I find this a bit depressing, because I already have a list of good life advice that I had to find out on my own that i'm going to share with any offspring I happen to spawn in the future.

The only advice he ever gave me revolved around women and it was always the worst advice possible. Always was sucker/nice guy crap. Advice like:

"Anytime you are hanging out with a girl who is just a friend, make sure you are super nice to her and pay for everything. That way, she will tell all of her friends what a nice guy you are, and will give you a better chance with them down the line."

"Never be mean to a girl, even if she's wrong. You never know what kind of bridges you will burn with her friends."

etc. etc. I followed most of this crap to a tee until college when I learned how women actually want to be treated.

It's seriously depressing to think back on how little life advice or how much bad advice both my parents gave me.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 06-18-2011, 01:48 AM

Daddy wasn't there!

Mr. Blonde · 06-18-2011, 01:50 AM

They were there, and as I said were good parents. I can't claim to have struggled parentally at all growing up, and they were supportive of a lot of things.

It's just that neither of them seem to have had a lot of life experience. I did learn a lot about farming and tools and fixing things though, so I guess that's something.

thekremlin · 06-18-2011, 04:10 AM

Sounds like your dad was trying to bang some girl, but she wasn't having none of it, so he got busy with her friend instead. And it was your mom.

DDTempest · 06-18-2011, 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

My father, despite being a great person and a good father, has hardly every given me any good advice my entire life. I find this a bit depressing, because I already have a list of good life advice that I had to find out on my own that i'm going to share with any offspring I happen to spawn in the future.

The only advice he ever gave me revolved around women and it was always the worst advice possible. Always was sucker/nice guy crap. Advice like:

"Anytime you are hanging out with a girl who is just a friend, make sure you are super nice to her and pay for everything. That way, she will tell all of her friends what a nice guy you are, and will give you a better chance with them down the line."

"Never be mean to a girl, even if she's wrong. You never know what kind of bridges you will burn with her friends."

etc. etc. I followed most of this crap to a tee until college when I learned how women actually want to be treated.

It's seriously depressing to think back on how little life advice or how much bad advice both my parents gave me.

Think of how many friends of the women you've berated on facebook have seen how mean you were and chose not to sleep with you!

Mr. Blonde · 06-18-2011, 08:14 AM

That attitude is a direct result of going against that attitude.

To be fair, in the last year and a half I have gotten a lot more reasonable and less vitriolic towards women and people in general.

thekremlin · 06-18-2011, 10:39 AM

You have seemed to be a little less crazy the past month or so. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 06-18-2011, 10:49 AM

you're just getting used to it. don't become blind to his insanity.

Saint DH · 06-18-2011, 03:10 PM

Umm guys, don't you remember the SCotD post just a mere few days ago? Blonde is going to kill someone soon.

Ironic Mustache · 06-19-2011, 04:00 PM

My dad went to Thailand and found a prostitute on the street. Said prostitute tried to slyly urge him to the shower so she could steal his wallet, but my dad being learned in the ways of paying for the nappy dugout, saw the thievery coming. He refused the shower and started to get to business. Long story short, it was a dude, he choke slammed "her" into the hallway, "she" left, and somehow still ended up with all the cash in his wallet. He kissed "her." That's my favorite part.

thekremlin · 06-19-2011, 05:26 PM

Your dad is gay.

Mr. Blonde · 06-19-2011, 10:41 PM

I defo almost went home with a ladyboy while drunk off my ass on Khao San road. I sobered up at the "hotel" when they were naming ridiculous room fees and room insurance and I noticed the lowness of the "girl's" voice. I just walked out and she followed me down the street screaming at me "WHAT'S WRONG? YOU SCARED PUSSY MAN?"

It was pretty awkward.

Saint DH · 06-19-2011, 10:48 PM

Were you scared, pussy man?

thekremlin · 06-20-2011, 03:34 AM

Same thing happened to me, except instead of walking away, we just spooned in my hotel.

Is he kidding? Is he telling the truth? You're not sure! Nobody knows just went on on the kremlin's vacation!

Mr. Blonde · 06-20-2011, 04:36 AM

I know I got shitloads of negrep.

Ironic Mustache · 06-21-2011, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thekremlin

Your dad is gay.

"Was." Thanks for the reminder that I no longer have parents. My mom is still alive but I don't count her.

06-16-2011, 05:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Father's Day In honor of Father's day, I suggest we share one or more stories that sticks out in our mind about our dads. Anyone joining me?
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

06-16-2011, 05:47 PM	#2 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	I saw my Dad's penis once. It's bigger than mine.
	#YOLO

06-17-2011, 02:20 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I'm sort of doubting this is what Cocktooth had in mind.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

06-18-2011, 01:48 AM	#6 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Daddy wasn't there!
	#YOLO

06-18-2011, 10:49 AM	#12 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	you're just getting used to it. don't become blind to his insanity.
	#YOLO

06-16-2011, 07:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
angry pancake Jelqing for Jesus Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Charlotte's spare bedroom Posts: 3,079 Internets: 194538	I remember vividly his dead blank stare and the sound of the moving around of the furniture to get the gurney out of the house.

06-17-2011, 09:04 PM	#5 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	My father, despite being a great person and a good father, has hardly every given me any good advice my entire life. I find this a bit depressing, because I already have a list of good life advice that I had to find out on my own that i'm going to share with any offspring I happen to spawn in the future. The only advice he ever gave me revolved around women and it was always the worst advice possible. Always was sucker/nice guy crap. Advice like: "Anytime you are hanging out with a girl who is just a friend, make sure you are super nice to her and pay for everything. That way, she will tell all of her friends what a nice guy you are, and will give you a better chance with them down the line." "Never be mean to a girl, even if she's wrong. You never know what kind of bridges you will burn with her friends." etc. etc. I followed most of this crap to a tee until college when I learned how women actually want to be treated. It's seriously depressing to think back on how little life advice or how much bad advice both my parents gave me.

06-18-2011, 01:50 AM	#7 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	They were there, and as I said were good parents. I can't claim to have struggled parentally at all growing up, and they were supportive of a lot of things. It's just that neither of them seem to have had a lot of life experience. I did learn a lot about farming and tools and fixing things though, so I guess that's something.

06-18-2011, 04:10 AM	#8 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	Sounds like your dad was trying to bang some girl, but she wasn't having none of it, so he got busy with her friend instead. And it was your mom.

06-18-2011, 08:14 AM	#10 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	That attitude is a direct result of going against that attitude. To be fair, in the last year and a half I have gotten a lot more reasonable and less vitriolic towards women and people in general.

06-18-2011, 10:39 AM	#11 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	You have seemed to be a little less crazy the past month or so. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

06-18-2011, 03:10 PM	#13 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,143 Internets: 284753	Umm guys, don't you remember the SCotD post just a mere few days ago? Blonde is going to kill someone soon.

06-19-2011, 04:00 PM	#14 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	My dad went to Thailand and found a prostitute on the street. Said prostitute tried to slyly urge him to the shower so she could steal his wallet, but my dad being learned in the ways of paying for the nappy dugout, saw the thievery coming. He refused the shower and started to get to business. Long story short, it was a dude, he choke slammed "her" into the hallway, "she" left, and somehow still ended up with all the cash in his wallet. He kissed "her." That's my favorite part.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

06-19-2011, 05:26 PM	#15 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	Your dad is gay.

06-19-2011, 10:41 PM	#16 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	I defo almost went home with a ladyboy while drunk off my ass on Khao San road. I sobered up at the "hotel" when they were naming ridiculous room fees and room insurance and I noticed the lowness of the "girl's" voice. I just walked out and she followed me down the street screaming at me "WHAT'S WRONG? YOU SCARED PUSSY MAN?" It was pretty awkward.

06-19-2011, 10:48 PM	#17 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,143 Internets: 284753	Were you scared, pussy man?

06-20-2011, 03:34 AM	#18 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	Same thing happened to me, except instead of walking away, we just spooned in my hotel. Is he kidding? Is he telling the truth? You're not sure! Nobody knows just went on on the kremlin's vacation!

06-20-2011, 04:36 AM	#19 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	I know I got shitloads of negrep.

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