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Unread 06-18-2011, 08:07 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde View Post
My father, despite being a great person and a good father, has hardly every given me any good advice my entire life. I find this a bit depressing, because I already have a list of good life advice that I had to find out on my own that i'm going to share with any offspring I happen to spawn in the future.

The only advice he ever gave me revolved around women and it was always the worst advice possible. Always was sucker/nice guy crap. Advice like:

"Anytime you are hanging out with a girl who is just a friend, make sure you are super nice to her and pay for everything. That way, she will tell all of her friends what a nice guy you are, and will give you a better chance with them down the line."

"Never be mean to a girl, even if she's wrong. You never know what kind of bridges you will burn with her friends."


etc. etc. I followed most of this crap to a tee until college when I learned how women actually want to be treated.


It's seriously depressing to think back on how little life advice or how much bad advice both my parents gave me.
Think of how many friends of the women you've berated on facebook have seen how mean you were and chose not to sleep with you!

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You often seem to think that the lowest-hanging-fruit makes you some sort of comedy genius. You're just not a good person. You're spiteful, constantly negative, and bring others down to make yourself feel better. I just don't have room for that.
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