Lyrics: Monkey Midget

[angry pancake]

Perhaps the greatest song ever written.

You take and monkey
You take a midget
You take a monkey and then
you take a midget
You take that funky monkey
and mix it with a midget
and what you got
what you got is a mother fucking
funky monkey midget, yeah

I had a monkey and I put him in the back of my car
We took off down the street and then we went inside of a bar
The cast of "Fantasy Island" was in there
And little Herve was putting the swearve on in there
The midget started making eyes at my monkey
My monkey got it on with a million dollar midget
Herve!
Villechaize!

Three and Two and one
God Damn.


AP do have an MP4 file of this classice that is slightly above 2 mb. But nubblies wont let it post.