Comigasm

[buckeye]

Comigasm: find a comic strip on the internet, erase the captions on it, send it to Orgazmo via his email at taintosaurus@hotmail.com so he can post it, and then let your fellow Nubblites come up with the most creative response to the comic. The most creative response will be chosen by the previous winner, and the winner must come up with the next comic. A good place to get them is http://www.comics.com


Rules
1. If you win you are responsible for posting a new comic! This means you must find one, delte the current text on them, label the boxes (use any type of paint program) , and then email them to Orgazmo, with a subject line of Comigasm.

2. One comic strip per day, to both preserve the games appeal, and to provide an equal opprotunity for all to submit a Comigasm response.

3. DO NOT comment on a fellow Nubblite's response in this thread, create a new thread under the Review category if you absolutely must say something about a Comigasm reply.

4. When selecting comics, and making replies follow the general rules of Nubblies such as; no nudity in the comic strips, and no real names in the reply.

5. If you the current judge of the round because you won, don’t expect to win 2 in a row simply because you can’t. You may make a Comigasm reply but you can’t win that round, only sex deprived Mongolians vote for themselves.


Here is the first comic let the games begin!!




[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited January 27, 2003).]

[Titan]

May I be the first to say that this is genius, and I think this game is splendid, simply splendid.

I kept the flow of my first attempt Dilbertesque.



Not sure if it's just my browser, but occasionally this picture will show up and occasionally it won't, it's fucking pissing me off. Anyway, in case you can't see it:

1: An angry wombat.

2: So, what did you think of my presentation?

3: Wait, what the hell is wrong with your tie? Are you horny or something?

4: Uh... well......... yeah.

[This message has been edited by Titan (edited January 27, 2003).]

[Ugly Bastard]

Comment 1: This is what happens when you spend your whole life jacking off to beastiality porn

Comment 2: This is what happens when you spend your whole life jacking off under your desk at work

Comment 3: This is what happens when you spend your whole life wishing you could get an erection

Comment 4: I've got one now , in fact, it's pushing my tie up in the air, those two pieces of hair really turn me on....jackass.

-Ugly Bastard


[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited January 27, 2003).]

Comment 1 - Now, this, is a bitch.

Comment 2 - Are we clear?

Comment 3 - You are such a stupid fuck.

Comment 4 - I'm going to shove this pointer stick in your ass, bitch.

Comment 1: This is the Hair-Cocked nutsnatcher from Eastern China. He goes around and collects the testicles of various creatures in his coffee cup. You do not want to fuck with this creature.

Comment 2: I couldn't help but notice you kept running your fucking mouth while I was presenting. Do you have something to say to my face?

Comment 3: Yeah, actually, I do. Before the presentation, while you were getting ready, your wife sucked my dick. Her mouth looked much like this.

Comment 4: My wife has a metal spike in the back of her throat that instantly pierces all cocks that enter her mouth. The spike is laced with the most deadly poison known to man. You're probably going to die very soon. You should look very solemn at this moment.

[buckeye]

I was very impressed with the first round postings, however Orgazmo was by far the best of the bunch. Orgazmo please select a comic to post

LeaderBoard
Orgazmo-1

Thank you very much, buckeye. Just a suggestion: when you reply to this, post the picture along with it. This will help those who are reading to follow along without having to scroll up the screen. To do such, use [img]path to image[/img]. The path to this image is:
http://nubblies.blueoptic.com/images/comigasm2.gif

The path will be the same for each new comigasm assuming that I am the one that uploads it (of course the "2" on the end will be replaced by the current game number). Without further ado, I present to you the next Comigasm.

[Combat Chuck]

Comment 1: Grandpa? How do cats make other cats?

Comment 2: Well boy, if it weren't for the human penis, cats would not be around today. I remember back in the good ol days when I was a young chap and....

Comment 3: ...I would go about breeding our farm cats and making entire litters of strapping young kittens.

Comment 4: Lucky fuckers.

Is there a reason for the path to the image not working?

Yeah, there was a space after ".gif". Not a big deal

[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited January 28, 2003).]

Comment 1: Grandpa, why are your pants pulled up to your fucking neck?

Comment 2: Well little ShitFace, it happens with age. You see, I used to not have my pants pulled all the way to my neck, making me look like a stupid fuck...

Comment 3: You see, I have what all old men have, Droopy Balls Syndrome. My balls droop down so far that they drag against the ground if not supported. By pulling my pants up way past my waist, it reinforces the support given by my underwear, which is pulled so far up right now that it's really agitating my ass crack.

Comment 4: Thank God that doesn't happen to cats...ouch.



[This message has been edited by 50 Cent (edited January 28, 2003).]

[Titan]

1. Gramps, I noticed you have been walking around with your hand in your pocket all day, and you haven't taken it out once. On top of that, it looks like you're shaking something around in there.

2. Well my dear boy, do you remember that your grandmother had breast cancer and lost both of her breasts, and then lost her tongue in that unfortunate mouse trap accident? And did you father ever tell you that grandma has no vaginal opening?

3. The reason I ask is because ever since all these unfortunate things have happened I have been unable to receive any type of sexual pleasure from your grandmother and I have to resort to pleasuring myself with my hand through my pants pocket all day long, it calms my nerves.

4. At least he doesn't force me in there anymore...


Chuck: Yeah, there is a little space on the end of your URL that shouldn't be there.



[This message has been edited by Titan (edited January 28, 2003).]

[Ugly Bastard]

Comment 1: Grandpa, can me and Sparky go play outside?

Comment 2: You know Junior, you should say "Sparky and I" not "Me and Sparky"

Comment 3: If you keep talking like a little-slut, your Father is going to start treating you like a little slut....in the ass-hole of course

Comment 4: So I'll take that as a "no".

-Ugly Bastard

Sorry I'm a day late. The winner of this contest is Titan (with 50 Cent a very close second, and UB a reasonably close third). Good work, pal.

Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 1
Titan - 1

[Titan]

Thank you sir.
I am filled with much honour, pride and squishiness.
Here you go friends:



[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited January 31, 2003).]

1: Hey, Drake. Is that the book about Volvos that your older brother, Randy, gave you?

2: Sweet mother of dickens! VULVAS!? Why that's not quite what I thought it was...

3: Dammit mom, unless you relish the though of sticky pages within your Victoria's Secret catalog...you will return the book immediately.

4: How the hell did Randy find my book...

[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited January 31, 2003).]

Comment 1: Hey there Sonny. What in the world are you doing with those books? We all know you can't read, for God's sake you don't even have any eyes! Here please, stop fooling yourself, give me the books.

Comment 2: Oh shit! These are pictures from your father and I's honey moon. I think I'll keep this one Sonny, it's very important to your father and I.

Comment 3: Gimmie back my book bitch!

Comment 4: Wow, we had some wild sex on our honey moon...I sure wish my husband would get home so I could give a blowjob just like I did back then.

(Notice she is gesturing with her hands and mouth that she wants to give a blowjob).

[This message has been edited by 50 Cent (edited February 01, 2003).]

[Ugly Bastard]

Comment 1: What book do you have there honey?

Comment 2: Oh My God! Where did you find this?

Comment 3: It was under Dad's side of the bed.

Comment 4: Ah, so this is what he props up behind my head to look at, everytime we are having sex.

-Ugly Bastard

[Titan]

Pardon me, I decided one day that I'd wait to see if anyone else posted, and then I'd decide. Then I fucking completely forgot.

This was a tuff one, I'm giving it to UB. That one was cruel.

Best line goes to Orgazmo though, with "Dammit mom, unless you relish the though of sticky pages within your Victoria's Secret catalog...you will return the book immediately."

That was a chuckler.

UB:

[Ugly Bastard]

Thank you, sir.

Here is the new leaderboard since you failed to post it:

Orgazmo-1
Titan-1
Ugly Bastard-1



Go.

-Ugly Bastard

[Titan]

1: My dear wife! Wait, I'm here. What are you doing?

2: Making the grocery list. So far I have Pterydactyl wang sauce, Triceronuts, Lady Alosaurus's Vaginal Creme, and crayons.

3: What the hell are crayons...? Mmmm... Is that orangeblossom I smell?

4: No, I farted. Anyway, let's go shave my mustache.

1. Honey, Quick! Record these new lyrics I came up with. *Ahem* I'm a little teapot, short and...

2. I'll write them down...but I really don't think that this is going to be much of a hit...

3. Well I'll be nigger-dicked. Is that the bathing suit that I got you for Valentine's Day last year???

4. Yes...but I've had enough of you. I've summoned two large birds to come and kill you. Running is a suggestion. As always, treat all of my suggestions as requirements.

[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited February 13, 2003).]

[Ugly Bastard]

'Gazmo.

Leaderboard:

Orgazmo-2
Titan-1
UB-1

Go.

-Ugly Bastard

Thanks you much, sir. I present to you...Comigasm 5.



[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited March 12, 2003).]

[Ugly Bastard]

1: Did you guys look at this chart before you started operating.

2: No, why?

3: 'Cause it turns out that this guy did not want Drew Carey Plastic Surgery.

4: Holy shit.

5: Too late

-Ugly Bastard