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Ugly Bastard · 07-21-2003, 07:30 PM

Alright, we've got Finish It, Bitch. And now we have another FIB. Fill In the Blank.

This will be pretty self explanatory. The scoring will be kept just like Acrosexgasm and FIB. Whoever is the current champion creates another phrase for everyone else to fill in the blank that was left in the phrase. The person deciding who wins is the ultimate authority. They may choose the winner based on humor, truth, or no decent reason a'tall.

When you make your blank space, just use a few characters worth of underscores ("_________"). There is no limit (within reason) as to how long the filled in blank can be from any contestant's entry. Giddy-Up.

Let's start, shall we?

_______________________________

One time I saw _____________, and until today, that was the gayest thing I had ever seen in my life.

(I'd like to thank StabMaster Arson for tripping the idea for this one in my mind).

Go.

-Ugly Bastard

[ July 29, 2003, 03:25 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

Orgazmo · 07-21-2003, 07:44 PM

One time I saw Richard Simmons being assfucked with a pink feather, and, until today, that was the gayest thing I had ever seen in my life.

silver and cold · 07-21-2003, 10:56 PM

One time I saw this really dumb post by some guy on his sexual fantasy with another guy , and until today, that was the gayest thing I had ever seen in my life.

[ July 21, 2003, 08:57 PM: Message edited by: silver and cold ]

BigDongedHoe · 07-21-2003, 11:47 PM

One time I saw Jake being bent over a park bench by Elton John, and until today, that was the gayest thing I had ever seen in my life.

BrassMonkees · 07-22-2003, 12:24 AM

One time I saw a carnie who made $80,000 in one year, and yet didn't "earn no money at the same time" , and until today, that was the gayest thing I had ever seen in my life. Wait...that was today...

Ugly Bastard · 07-22-2003, 01:35 AM

If I went with creativity, Brass would have it. But I went with laughs, which is why Orgazmo wins.

Leaderboard:

Orgazmo - 1

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 07-22-2003, 02:25 AM

Tah;akjsdf.

On my way over here I was ____________, so pardon me if I'm a bit testy.

ninjaface · 07-22-2003, 02:36 AM

On my way over here I was molested by several wild bears, so pardon me if I'm a bit testy.

Ugly Bastard · 07-22-2003, 09:20 AM

On my way over here I was pulled over by a cop and forced to partake in a Rodney King re-inactment, so pardon me if I'm a bit testy.

-Ugly Bastard

malibu · 07-22-2003, 04:04 PM

On my way over here I was sat on by Anna Nicole Smith, so pardon me if I'm a bit testy.

[ July 22, 2003, 02:04 PM: Message edited by: malibu ]

Orgazmo · 07-22-2003, 09:20 PM

So I'll pick a winner then...even though there are only three. That winner will be Ninja.

Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 1
ninjaface - 1

ninjaface · 07-23-2003, 03:31 AM

Sounds good.

Last week I went to McDonald's and bought a happy meal only to find that it contained ___________, nonetheless I consumed its contents and went on with my day.

Alpha · 07-23-2003, 03:36 AM

Last week I went to McDonald's and bought a happy meal only to find that it contained Hamburglar Shit, nonetheless I consumed its contents and went on with my day.

I was curious as to iff Grimace Poop would have sounded better, but oh well. I like Hamburglar Shit better.

[ July 23, 2003, 01:39 AM: Message edited by: Alpha ]

Orgazmo · 07-23-2003, 03:37 AM

Last week I went to McDonald's and bought a happy meal only to find that it contained a fully-aroused David Hasselhoff, nonetheless, I consumed its contents and went on with my day.

[ July 23, 2003, 12:38 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

Ugly Bastard · 07-23-2003, 08:45 AM

Last week I went to McDonald's and bought a happy meal only to find that it contained the toy, nonetheless I consumed its contents and went on with my day.

-Ugly Bastard

BigDongedHoe · 07-23-2003, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgazmo:
Last week I went to McDonald's and bought a happy meal only to find that it contained a fully-aroused David Hasselhoff, nonetheless, I consumed its contents and went on with my day.

I know I shouldn't do this but I wont' even compete with that, by far the funniest I have read in a very, very long time.

ninjaface · 07-24-2003, 01:25 AM

I will completely disreguard that last comment. Orgazmo wins. However, I would like to see more entries.

Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 2
ninjaface - 1

Orgazmo · 07-24-2003, 08:47 AM

Thanks.

So I'm walking through town the other day when this feeble young homeless child walks up to me and says __________. Needless to say, I punched him right in the face.

Tape · 07-24-2003, 11:29 AM

So I'm walking through town the other day when this feeble young homeless child walks up to me and says "sir, may I eat the shit off of your shoes?". Needless to say, I punched him right in the face.

[ July 24, 2003, 09:31 AM: Message edited by: Tape ]

Alpha · 07-24-2003, 01:44 PM

So I'm walking through town the other day when this feeble young homeless child walks up to me and says "Whatchoo talking about Willis". Needless to say, I punched him right in the face.

silver and cold · 07-24-2003, 02:51 PM

So I'm walking through town the other day when this feeble young homeless child walks up to me and says Wow, if you give me only $20 I can buy some more drugs, I'll even share them with you. Needless to say, I punched him right in the face.

[ July 24, 2003, 12:53 PM: Message edited by: silver and cold ]

Ugly Bastard · 07-24-2003, 02:53 PM

So I'm walking through town the other day when this feeble young homeless child walks up to me and says "have you seen my Mommy?" Needless to say, I punched him right in the face.

-Ugly Bastard

[ July 24, 2003, 12:53 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

BrassMonkees · 07-24-2003, 08:12 PM

So I'm walking through town the other day when this feeble young homeless child walks up to me and says "I'm a jew" . Needless to say, I punched him right in the face.

Orgazmo · 07-24-2003, 09:35 PM

Ugly takes it.

Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 2
ninjaface - 1
Ugly Bastard - 1

Ugly Bastard · 07-25-2003, 01:29 AM

Thanks.

I pulled up to the drive-through window, I was sorta bored, so I peered into the window and looked around, I saw _____________, of course after that, who wouldn't speed off faster than fuck?

-Ugly Bastard

07-21-2003, 10:56 PM	#3 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	One time I saw this really dumb post by some guy on his sexual fantasy with another guy , and until today, that was the gayest thing I had ever seen in my life. [ July 21, 2003, 08:57 PM: Message edited by: silver and cold ]
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

07-21-2003, 11:47 PM	#4 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	One time I saw Jake being bent over a park bench by Elton John, and until today, that was the gayest thing I had ever seen in my life.
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07-22-2003, 12:24 AM	#5 (permalink)
BrassMonkees Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: winona lake Posts: 840 Internets: 10	One time I saw a carnie who made $80,000 in one year, and yet didn't "earn no money at the same time" , and until today, that was the gayest thing I had ever seen in my life. Wait...that was today...
	neither here nor there...

07-22-2003, 04:04 PM	#10 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	On my way over here I was sat on by Anna Nicole Smith, so pardon me if I'm a bit testy. [ July 22, 2003, 02:04 PM: Message edited by: malibu ]
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

07-23-2003, 03:36 AM	#13 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	Last week I went to McDonald's and bought a happy meal only to find that it contained Hamburglar Shit, nonetheless I consumed its contents and went on with my day. I was curious as to iff Grimace Poop would have sounded better, but oh well. I like Hamburglar Shit better. [ July 23, 2003, 01:39 AM: Message edited by: Alpha ]
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

07-21-2003, 07:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Alright, we've got Finish It, Bitch. And now we have another FIB. Fill In the Blank. This will be pretty self explanatory. The scoring will be kept just like Acrosexgasm and FIB. Whoever is the current champion creates another phrase for everyone else to fill in the blank that was left in the phrase. The person deciding who wins is the ultimate authority. They may choose the winner based on humor, truth, or no decent reason a'tall. When you make your blank space, just use a few characters worth of underscores ("_________"). There is no limit (within reason) as to how long the filled in blank can be from any contestant's entry. Giddy-Up. Let's start, shall we? _______________________________ One time I saw _____________, and until today, that was the gayest thing I had ever seen in my life. (I'd like to thank StabMaster Arson for tripping the idea for this one in my mind). Go. -Ugly Bastard [ July 29, 2003, 03:25 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

07-21-2003, 07:44 PM	#2 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	One time I saw Richard Simmons being assfucked with a pink feather, and, until today, that was the gayest thing I had ever seen in my life.

07-22-2003, 01:35 AM	#6 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	If I went with creativity, Brass would have it. But I went with laughs, which is why Orgazmo wins. Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 1 -Ugly Bastard

07-22-2003, 02:25 AM	#7 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Tah;akjsdf. On my way over here I was ____________, so pardon me if I'm a bit testy.

07-22-2003, 02:36 AM	#8 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	On my way over here I was molested by several wild bears, so pardon me if I'm a bit testy.

07-22-2003, 09:20 AM	#9 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	On my way over here I was pulled over by a cop and forced to partake in a Rodney King re-inactment, so pardon me if I'm a bit testy. -Ugly Bastard

07-22-2003, 09:20 PM	#11 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	So I'll pick a winner then...even though there are only three. That winner will be Ninja. Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 1 ninjaface - 1

07-23-2003, 03:31 AM	#12 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Sounds good. Last week I went to McDonald's and bought a happy meal only to find that it contained ___________, nonetheless I consumed its contents and went on with my day.

07-23-2003, 03:37 AM	#14 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Last week I went to McDonald's and bought a happy meal only to find that it contained a fully-aroused David Hasselhoff, nonetheless, I consumed its contents and went on with my day. [ July 23, 2003, 12:38 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

07-23-2003, 08:45 AM	#15 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Last week I went to McDonald's and bought a happy meal only to find that it contained the toy, nonetheless I consumed its contents and went on with my day. -Ugly Bastard

07-24-2003, 01:25 AM	#17 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	I will completely disreguard that last comment. Orgazmo wins. However, I would like to see more entries. Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 2 ninjaface - 1

07-24-2003, 08:47 AM	#18 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Thanks. So I'm walking through town the other day when this feeble young homeless child walks up to me and says __________. Needless to say, I punched him right in the face.

07-24-2003, 11:29 AM	#19 (permalink)
Tape Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 14 Internets: 10	So I'm walking through town the other day when this feeble young homeless child walks up to me and says "sir, may I eat the shit off of your shoes?". Needless to say, I punched him right in the face. [ July 24, 2003, 09:31 AM: Message edited by: Tape ]
	I've got your magic right here.

07-24-2003, 01:44 PM	#20 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	So I'm walking through town the other day when this feeble young homeless child walks up to me and says "Whatchoo talking about Willis". Needless to say, I punched him right in the face.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

07-24-2003, 02:51 PM	#21 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	So I'm walking through town the other day when this feeble young homeless child walks up to me and says Wow, if you give me only $20 I can buy some more drugs, I'll even share them with you. Needless to say, I punched him right in the face. [ July 24, 2003, 12:53 PM: Message edited by: silver and cold ]
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

07-24-2003, 02:53 PM	#22 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	So I'm walking through town the other day when this feeble young homeless child walks up to me and says "have you seen my Mommy?" Needless to say, I punched him right in the face. -Ugly Bastard [ July 24, 2003, 12:53 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

07-24-2003, 08:12 PM	#23 (permalink)
BrassMonkees Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: winona lake Posts: 840 Internets: 10	So I'm walking through town the other day when this feeble young homeless child walks up to me and says "I'm a jew" . Needless to say, I punched him right in the face.
	neither here nor there...

07-24-2003, 09:35 PM	#24 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Ugly takes it. Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 2 ninjaface - 1 Ugly Bastard - 1

07-25-2003, 01:29 AM	#25 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Thanks. I pulled up to the drive-through window, I was sorta bored, so I peered into the window and looked around, I saw _____________, of course after that, who wouldn't speed off faster than fuck? -Ugly Bastard