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BigDongedHoe · 10-17-2002, 12:52 PM

Everyone knows them and everyone has them yes they are the fire drill. I am bringing this up because we had one approximately 10 min. ago. I enjoy fire drills very much, I had an opportunity to go out and stand outside with some friends and remeniss(sp?) about different things. The fire drill was a tad big longer than I expected which lead me to believe it could possibly a real fire at which point a nubblies own brought up a very funny point in saying we could go "warm up" by the fire. We all found this pretty histerical. The point is we need at least 2 or 3 fire drills a month instead of one. Except on those but ass cold days when it's like 10 degrees. We can spare the firedrills then!

Ugly Bastard · 10-17-2002, 02:21 PM

Ah, the days of high school firedrills nearly bring a tear to the eye (okay, not really)
Allow me to tell you how firedrills work in college, as most of you will be experiencing them soon enough:

Usually around about six in the morning when you are dreaming of naked woman and being rich, you hear this piercing noice, so brutal you would put your balls in a vice if it meant getting the noice to stop.
Why is this noice so loud? Because there is an alarm in every room at college. The alarm is located on the ceiling. Would you like to know what else is located near the ceiling? You. That's right, you.
While comfortably sleeping in your nice, sturdy, loft. A noice so horrific begins to blare in your ear. Why does this noice appear to be so loud? I think it has something to do with the fact that your ear is virtually pressed up against the alarm on the ceiling, but I'm not sure.
So now you are standing outside in the 30 degree whether wearing nothing but boxers. Your nuts are the size of raisins, your penis...you don't even know where that's at it's so cold out. And you look around and think to yourself, "this is what I'm paying 12,000 dollars a year for huh?"
Yes, high school is better than college in the fire drill aspect. But every other aspect (ie. Girls, Alcohol, Food, Porn, etc.) College kicks ass.

10-17-2002, 05:44 PM

I'm going to go ahead and post my view on the 2nd fire drill of Thursday.

Firstly, for anyone who doesn't attend wchs...there was the aforementioned drill, brought up to BDH, and then one afterwards, which took place during the D lunch shift. This drill was later found to be caused by a douchebag who pulled the alarm.

Now, I'm going to go ahead and throw this out there to see what kind of response I get: I don't know who did it...but I don't like the kid. Not only did he send me (and 2 thousand or so others) back out into the frigid (and now spitting ice-rain) conditions, but he made me leave my food unattended during lunch...thus putting it in jeopardy and shortening my eating time by 5 - 10 minutes. I've heard a nasty rumor that the kid turned himself in...and that he claims it was accidental...but I don't care. I still don't like the bastard. That's just my $.02.

BigDongedHoe · 10-17-2002, 07:30 PM

Yes it's true that the culprit did turn himself in as I have connections with Akers (I'm a vocational monitor first period) and this kid claims he was shoved into it and that it was "totally" accidental. Bullshit it sounds to me anyhow yes I was pissed about going outside during lunch as Orgazmo was in fact setting next to me in the cafeteria. However I was the very first person of the 300 or so in the lunch room to get back inside. I proceeded to take pecisely 2 potato wedges from some freshman bitches sittin next to us while they were outside. Although I was pissed it shortened my lunch shift I have to say I enjoyed 2 x-tra potato wedges free of charge.

10-21-2002, 02:41 AM

So who exactly was the loser who 'bumped' in to the fire alarm? We need to get his name out there so that anyone and everyone who wants to can 'thank' him for sending us outside, for the second time that day...

10-21-2002, 06:59 PM

Yes, if anyone knows the name of this fellow, please release it to the masses. This is what we know:

We don't like him
He has Doug Ogle 3rd period (I learned this in my 4th period)

Anyone with any information regarding the identity of this fellow, I beg that you divulge your knowledge.

Combat Chuck · 10-23-2002, 11:35 AM

Eh, just ask the guy who has the stained hands and face.

10-17-2002, 05:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	I'm going to go ahead and post my view on the 2nd fire drill of Thursday. Firstly, for anyone who doesn't attend wchs...there was the aforementioned drill, brought up to BDH, and then one afterwards, which took place during the D lunch shift. This drill was later found to be caused by a douchebag who pulled the alarm. Now, I'm going to go ahead and throw this out there to see what kind of response I get: I don't know who did it...but I don't like the kid. Not only did he send me (and 2 thousand or so others) back out into the frigid (and now spitting ice-rain) conditions, but he made me leave my food unattended during lunch...thus putting it in jeopardy and shortening my eating time by 5 - 10 minutes. I've heard a nasty rumor that the kid turned himself in...and that he claims it was accidental...but I don't care. I still don't like the bastard. That's just my $.02.
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10-21-2002, 02:41 AM	#5 (permalink)
wintergrey Guest Posts: n/a	So who exactly was the loser who 'bumped' in to the fire alarm? We need to get his name out there so that anyone and everyone who wants to can 'thank' him for sending us outside, for the second time that day...
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10-21-2002, 06:59 PM	#6 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Yes, if anyone knows the name of this fellow, please release it to the masses. This is what we know: We don't like him He has Doug Ogle 3rd period (I learned this in my 4th period) Anyone with any information regarding the identity of this fellow, I beg that you divulge your knowledge.
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

10-17-2002, 12:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Everyone knows them and everyone has them yes they are the fire drill. I am bringing this up because we had one approximately 10 min. ago. I enjoy fire drills very much, I had an opportunity to go out and stand outside with some friends and remeniss(sp?) about different things. The fire drill was a tad big longer than I expected which lead me to believe it could possibly a real fire at which point a nubblies own brought up a very funny point in saying we could go "warm up" by the fire. We all found this pretty histerical. The point is we need at least 2 or 3 fire drills a month instead of one. Except on those but ass cold days when it's like 10 degrees. We can spare the firedrills then!

10-17-2002, 02:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Ah, the days of high school firedrills nearly bring a tear to the eye (okay, not really) Allow me to tell you how firedrills work in college, as most of you will be experiencing them soon enough: Usually around about six in the morning when you are dreaming of naked woman and being rich, you hear this piercing noice, so brutal you would put your balls in a vice if it meant getting the noice to stop. Why is this noice so loud? Because there is an alarm in every room at college. The alarm is located on the ceiling. Would you like to know what else is located near the ceiling? You. That's right, you. While comfortably sleeping in your nice, sturdy, loft. A noice so horrific begins to blare in your ear. Why does this noice appear to be so loud? I think it has something to do with the fact that your ear is virtually pressed up against the alarm on the ceiling, but I'm not sure. So now you are standing outside in the 30 degree whether wearing nothing but boxers. Your nuts are the size of raisins, your penis...you don't even know where that's at it's so cold out. And you look around and think to yourself, "this is what I'm paying 12,000 dollars a year for huh?" Yes, high school is better than college in the fire drill aspect. But every other aspect (ie. Girls, Alcohol, Food, Porn, etc.) College kicks ass.

10-17-2002, 07:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Yes it's true that the culprit did turn himself in as I have connections with Akers (I'm a vocational monitor first period) and this kid claims he was shoved into it and that it was "totally" accidental. Bullshit it sounds to me anyhow yes I was pissed about going outside during lunch as Orgazmo was in fact setting next to me in the cafeteria. However I was the very first person of the 300 or so in the lunch room to get back inside. I proceeded to take pecisely 2 potato wedges from some freshman bitches sittin next to us while they were outside. Although I was pissed it shortened my lunch shift I have to say I enjoyed 2 x-tra potato wedges free of charge.

10-23-2002, 11:35 AM	#7 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Eh, just ask the guy who has the stained hands and face.