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hfam95 · 11-17-2005, 12:02 AM

In another post drunk Ironic Mustach says that my wife is fat. She's not. The point is though to white guys she might be fat because she doesn't look like a bony Paris Hilton. One of these days you white guys are gonna suddenly realize that your woman is getting it from a big dicked black man then its to late for you. How could that happen? Easy.

In this scenario that happens too often you have four characters. There is Jack, a white male that is the husband/ boyfriend of Jill. There is also Jill, a white female who is the wife/ girlfriend of Jack. Then there is Walt, a black coworker or friend of Jill. Lastly, there is Sally. Sally is a co worker of Jack that is so skinny when you see her she makes you hungry. Maybe a size 1 or something.

So here the story goes. Jack and Jill are in a relationship, but Jill has put on a few pounds over the years. She isn’t fat but she is thick. She has got some nice curves, but she is far from Paris Hilton skinny. Hell she isn’t Victoria Secrets model thin either. Jack keeps pestering her to lose weight.
Over time Jill has low self-esteem because she thinks she is fat and sloppy. Her man doesn’t pay attention to her and is always working late. Jill comes to work one day and Walt notices her and asks what is wrong. Jill spills the beans. Walt starts to tell her that she has a fine body and would like to take her out to get her mind off of things. Jill is bashful and says no because of her man.
More time goes by and Jill is now getting the cold shoulder from her man. Jack doesn’t care about Jill because he has been sticking it to Sally. Finally Jill takes Walt up on the offer. Next thing she knows she has fallen down on Walt’s dick and cant get up.

Now boys and girls how did this happen? Well simply put you white boys call your ladies fat if they gain a extra few pounds. Then you see a rake and go ape shit over her thinking she’s the next big thing besides indoor plumbing. Meanwhile your lady has been getting looks and compliments from a brotha and now her head is all swolled up. Sooner than later your girl will be getting it from some mandingo warrior named Walt.

So if your lady gains a few, don’t sweet it. More cushion for the pushin I say.

Mr. Blonde · 11-17-2005, 12:12 AM

So basically, you pick up all of our sloppy seconds that we don't want anymore? You're actually doing us a favor, then we're free once more to go out and find hot thin women.

migite · 11-17-2005, 12:34 AM

pwned...

hfam95 · 11-17-2005, 12:46 AM

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Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
So basically, you pick up all of our sloppy seconds that we don't want anymore? You're actually doing us a favor, then we're free once more to go out and find hot thin women.

If thats what you want to call it when I take your wife/girlfriend away. Fine with me. I suppose you aren't one the guys who whines that they lost their girlfriend to a brotha when it happens.

hellcat · 11-17-2005, 01:47 AM

If she would stoop that low then I clearly gave her more respect than she deserved and you can have her.

Messiah · 11-17-2005, 02:06 AM

After that a chink stalked Walt's newly stolen white wife, raped and murder her. The end...

Hank · 11-17-2005, 02:21 AM

who let him out of the cage?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-17-2005, 02:53 AM

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Originally posted by hfam95:
mandingo warrior named Walt.

i tittered
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theMerciless1 · 11-17-2005, 03:29 AM

that scenario is not believable because a black guy would never be named walt.

Ironic Mustache · 11-17-2005, 03:50 AM

Walt, post a picture of your wife please. Let's get to the bottom of whether she's at her healthy medical weight or not.

Furthermore, you mentioned a scenario that happens to white trash crank bitches who leave the white trash boyfriends for black guys, because they can supply drugs for them.

Go ahead, post the the picture of her and let all in attendance be the judge of your wife's morbid obesity. How much does she weigh Walt? More than 150? More than 160? 175? Don't lie to yourself or anyone else.

bloodyfart · 11-17-2005, 03:52 AM

and while you are fucking my fat gf, i am out fucking her skinny friend. thanks for taking up her time, so i can do as i please and not have to split my assets

Mr. Blonde · 11-17-2005, 04:01 AM

I agree with you, kind of Walt, except that Mustache is right...most of this would only happen in white trash or hick households..pretty much everyone here would agree with me that if they didnt like how their girlfriend was looking/acting, we would most likely just dump her anyways, rather than keep giving her shit and get upset when she gets stolen by a black guy or anyone else for that matter.

Which leads me to my next question...how many ATTRACTIVE white women have you actually been with?

Ironic Mustache · 11-17-2005, 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
Which leads me to my next question...how many ATTRACTIVE white women have you actually been with?

Post the picture Walt. Let us all see your definition of attractive.

Ironic Mustache · 11-17-2005, 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
Which leads me to my next question...how many ATTRACTIVE white women have you actually been with?

Post the picture Walt. Let us all see your definition of attractive.

Ironic Mustache · 11-17-2005, 04:24 AM

That was worth double posting.

Beebs · 11-17-2005, 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hfam95:

Blah blah blah ebonics ebonics ebonics

Jack doesn’t care about Jill because he has been sticking it to Sally.

Blah blah blah ebonics ebonics ebonics

your ladies fat...
your girl will be getting it from some chubby chaser named Walt.

Works out for me.

[ November 17, 2005, 01:33 AM: Message edited by: Beebs ]

Repugnant Abomination · 11-17-2005, 05:01 AM

MAGICLIT · 11-17-2005, 05:40 AM

DAMN.

theMerciless1 · 11-17-2005, 06:50 AM

this thread makes me feel bad for walter but he really really asks for it.
actually i'm surprised he didnt try to give some bjj advice in there.

Repugnant Abomination · 11-17-2005, 06:52 AM

I'm still skeptical as to whether or not this is Walt or not just some well trained troll.

I like to think the racism running rampant in this thread is just good natured teasing. Regardless though the premise of Walts original post is racist itself. He was asking for it. Quit segregating.

[ November 17, 2005, 03:57 AM: Message edited by: Repugnant Abomination ]

theMerciless1 · 11-17-2005, 06:55 AM

its walter

Mr. Blonde · 11-17-2005, 06:56 AM

Exactly, I havent been racist to him once, but he sure as hell is asking for it. Plus, that bitch is ugly as FUCK.

ninjaface · 11-17-2005, 07:06 AM

Looks like she just has a big ass. Way to post an inconclusive picture.

Mr. Blonde · 11-17-2005, 07:12 AM

Yeah, she really doesnt look that fat at all from that angle.

angry pancake · 11-17-2005, 08:54 AM

I think repug has a great point about race. I think the situation doesn't really depend on race. In the case you mention, would not it be the same if the participants were all the same race. Bottom line, in your scenario you got an ignored fat chick, the dude ignoring her who is fucking someone he finds more attactive, and the dude happy to play the rebound. Add those three elements together and the math should come out the same regardless.

[ November 17, 2005, 05:54 AM: Message edited by: angry pancake ]

11-17-2005, 12:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	So basically, you pick up all of our sloppy seconds that we don't want anymore? You're actually doing us a favor, then we're free once more to go out and find hot thin women.
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11-17-2005, 12:34 AM	#3 (permalink)
migite Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 287 Internets: 0	pwned...
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11-17-2005, 01:47 AM	#5 (permalink)
hellcat Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 316 Internets: 10	If she would stoop that low then I clearly gave her more respect than she deserved and you can have her.
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11-17-2005, 02:21 AM	#7 (permalink)
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11-17-2005, 03:29 AM	#9 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	that scenario is not believable because a black guy would never be named walt.
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11-17-2005, 12:02 AM	#1 (permalink)
hfam95 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: VA Posts: 207 Internets: 1129	In another post drunk Ironic Mustach says that my wife is fat. She's not. The point is though to white guys she might be fat because she doesn't look like a bony Paris Hilton. One of these days you white guys are gonna suddenly realize that your woman is getting it from a big dicked black man then its to late for you. How could that happen? Easy. In this scenario that happens too often you have four characters. There is Jack, a white male that is the husband/ boyfriend of Jill. There is also Jill, a white female who is the wife/ girlfriend of Jack. Then there is Walt, a black coworker or friend of Jill. Lastly, there is Sally. Sally is a co worker of Jack that is so skinny when you see her she makes you hungry. Maybe a size 1 or something. So here the story goes. Jack and Jill are in a relationship, but Jill has put on a few pounds over the years. She isn’t fat but she is thick. She has got some nice curves, but she is far from Paris Hilton skinny. Hell she isn’t Victoria Secrets model thin either. Jack keeps pestering her to lose weight. Over time Jill has low self-esteem because she thinks she is fat and sloppy. Her man doesn’t pay attention to her and is always working late. Jill comes to work one day and Walt notices her and asks what is wrong. Jill spills the beans. Walt starts to tell her that she has a fine body and would like to take her out to get her mind off of things. Jill is bashful and says no because of her man. More time goes by and Jill is now getting the cold shoulder from her man. Jack doesn’t care about Jill because he has been sticking it to Sally. Finally Jill takes Walt up on the offer. Next thing she knows she has fallen down on Walt’s dick and cant get up. Now boys and girls how did this happen? Well simply put you white boys call your ladies fat if they gain a extra few pounds. Then you see a rake and go ape shit over her thinking she’s the next big thing besides indoor plumbing. Meanwhile your lady has been getting looks and compliments from a brotha and now her head is all swolled up. Sooner than later your girl will be getting it from some mandingo warrior named Walt. So if your lady gains a few, don’t sweet it. More cushion for the pushin I say.

11-17-2005, 02:06 AM	#6 (permalink)
Messiah Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 11 Internets: 10	After that a chink stalked Walt's newly stolen white wife, raped and murder her. The end...

11-17-2005, 03:50 AM	#10 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Walt, post a picture of your wife please. Let's get to the bottom of whether she's at her healthy medical weight or not. Furthermore, you mentioned a scenario that happens to white trash crank bitches who leave the white trash boyfriends for black guys, because they can supply drugs for them. Go ahead, post the the picture of her and let all in attendance be the judge of your wife's morbid obesity. How much does she weigh Walt? More than 150? More than 160? 175? Don't lie to yourself or anyone else.
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11-17-2005, 03:52 AM	#11 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	and while you are fucking my fat gf, i am out fucking her skinny friend. thanks for taking up her time, so i can do as i please and not have to split my assets
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11-17-2005, 04:01 AM	#12 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	I agree with you, kind of Walt, except that Mustache is right...most of this would only happen in white trash or hick households..pretty much everyone here would agree with me that if they didnt like how their girlfriend was looking/acting, we would most likely just dump her anyways, rather than keep giving her shit and get upset when she gets stolen by a black guy or anyone else for that matter. Which leads me to my next question...how many ATTRACTIVE white women have you actually been with?
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-17-2005, 04:24 AM	#15 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	That was worth double posting.
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11-17-2005, 05:01 AM	#17 (permalink)
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11-17-2005, 05:40 AM	#18 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	DAMN.
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11-17-2005, 06:50 AM	#19 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	this thread makes me feel bad for walter but he really really asks for it. actually i'm surprised he didnt try to give some bjj advice in there.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

11-17-2005, 06:52 AM	#20 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	I'm still skeptical as to whether or not this is Walt or not just some well trained troll. I like to think the racism running rampant in this thread is just good natured teasing. Regardless though the premise of Walts original post is racist itself. He was asking for it. Quit segregating. [ November 17, 2005, 03:57 AM: Message edited by: Repugnant Abomination ]

11-17-2005, 06:55 AM	#21 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	its walter
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11-17-2005, 06:56 AM	#22 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Exactly, I havent been racist to him once, but he sure as hell is asking for it. Plus, that bitch is ugly as FUCK.
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11-17-2005, 07:06 AM	#23 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Looks like she just has a big ass. Way to post an inconclusive picture.

11-17-2005, 07:12 AM	#24 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Yeah, she really doesnt look that fat at all from that angle.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna