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bloodyfart · 06-20-2005, 01:03 PM

so there is this girl that is really into me or my money; i dont know which yet. either way, every time i see her, she tries to get me back to her place. she is way out of my league when it comes to looks, so i know that i should take advantage of the situation. however, i have heard some stunning news from two of her friends that makes me extremely hesitant.

SHE HAS NEVER HAD AN ORGASM

thats right. she has tried every option available, including taking viagra. nothing has worked. not the bath faucet, not a vibrator, not a man having sex with her, not a girl going down on her, not a damn thing.

seeing that this is the case, i dont know how much i want to get involved. i mean, who wants to try and climb everest when they barely can crawl up their own driveway.

any sherpas on nubblies have suggestions.

Ironic Mustache · 06-20-2005, 01:50 PM

Dude you're looking at it all wrong. Her not being able to have an orgasm is her problem and it works to your advantage. If she can't give herself one, why would she expect you to be able to? There's no expectations dude, just grip it and rip it.

bloodyfart · 06-20-2005, 01:51 PM

its not fun to have sex when both of you dont get off.

Ironic Mustache · 06-20-2005, 01:53 PM

Girls are lying to you...

MAGICLIT · 06-20-2005, 03:13 PM

It is true that some girls dont experience orgasms, I'm not one of them, but I have had a few friends tell me they have never had one.

B-dogg, I agree w/ wayne, you should grip it and rip it, but i can see your one of those "I dont get off until the other person does", like me, so I understand where you're coming from. However, who is to say that you wont get this girl off? You may just surprise yourself, maybe this girl needs to feel the wrath of Brent's Cock. Godspeed my friend.

bloodyfart · 06-20-2005, 03:28 PM

lol at the wrath of my cock. thats like the wrath of an angry 18 year old blind golden retriever with one tooth

MAGICLIT · 06-20-2005, 06:40 PM

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Originally posted by bloodyfart:
lol at the wrath of my cock. thats like the wrath of an angry 18 year old blind golden retriever with one tooth

I shudder to even imagine that bitches wrath.......being blind and having 1 tooth could drive a bitch insane crazy!

Deadly Crescent Kick · 06-20-2005, 07:26 PM

i'm w/ you guys. i try to hold off till the O-train passes through cooterville. i don't enjoy myself if i can get the O face.

how many partners has she had? she might have just been w/ some shitty people.

what turns her on?

how dirty has she allowed herself to get?

bloodyfart · 06-20-2005, 07:33 PM

i dont know much about her sexual history except that she has tried every form of masturbation and been with females too, yet she couldnt cum.

StabMaster Arson · 06-20-2005, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bloodyfart:
its not fun to have sex when both of you dont get off.

Sometimes you simply need to look at sex as a sport... the first one to finish wins.

bloodyfart · 06-20-2005, 07:40 PM

then i am the world champion

MAGICLIT · 06-20-2005, 08:38 PM

LOL, fucking Brent, now go give her the best 30 second pounding shes ever had!

Deadly Crescent Kick · 06-20-2005, 08:49 PM

i would at least give it a go. some girls can be crappy at beating the beaver just like some guys.

you'll never know if you don't try.

if it doean't work out, i truely feel sorry for her ass.

the Butcher · 06-21-2005, 01:27 AM

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Originally posted by Deadly Crescent Kick:
i would at least give it a go. some girls can be crappy at beating the beaver just like some guys.

have you spoke with many men about their masturbation habits and flaws?

[ June 20, 2005, 11:27 PM: Message edited by: the Butcher ]

Deadly Crescent Kick · 06-21-2005, 11:38 AM

i'm referring to the women she's supposedly been with.

to your point though, the a plenty of girls that don't know their own bodies very well simply because they don't masturbate often.

i'm not concerned about mens' masturbation habits.

and yes, i am an expert on sex.

[ June 21, 2005, 09:42 AM: Message edited by: Deadly Crescent Kick ]

Ironic Mustache · 06-21-2005, 12:08 PM

Butcher is doing some serious flailing... What he needs is some good ol' fashioned paxil.

Freedom · 06-21-2005, 01:05 PM

Looks like a job for Grandmaster Chee...

Try L-Ariginine, we wish for her to liberate from this soon...

theMerciless1 · 06-21-2005, 01:11 PM

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Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
Butcher is doing some serious flailing... What he needs is some good ol' fashioned paxil.

for real, somebody give that nigga a hug

MAGICLIT · 06-21-2005, 01:14 PM

Maybe he needs some of that sweet, that nasty, that gushy stuff.

AcTivE · 06-21-2005, 02:06 PM

feed her some drugs

06-20-2005, 01:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	so there is this girl that is really into me or my money; i dont know which yet. either way, every time i see her, she tries to get me back to her place. she is way out of my league when it comes to looks, so i know that i should take advantage of the situation. however, i have heard some stunning news from two of her friends that makes me extremely hesitant. SHE HAS NEVER HAD AN ORGASM thats right. she has tried every option available, including taking viagra. nothing has worked. not the bath faucet, not a vibrator, not a man having sex with her, not a girl going down on her, not a damn thing. seeing that this is the case, i dont know how much i want to get involved. i mean, who wants to try and climb everest when they barely can crawl up their own driveway. any sherpas on nubblies have suggestions.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

06-20-2005, 01:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Dude you're looking at it all wrong. Her not being able to have an orgasm is her problem and it works to your advantage. If she can't give herself one, why would she expect you to be able to? There's no expectations dude, just grip it and rip it.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

06-20-2005, 01:51 PM	#3 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	its not fun to have sex when both of you dont get off.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

06-20-2005, 01:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Girls are lying to you...
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

06-20-2005, 03:13 PM	#5 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	It is true that some girls dont experience orgasms, I'm not one of them, but I have had a few friends tell me they have never had one. B-dogg, I agree w/ wayne, you should grip it and rip it, but i can see your one of those "I dont get off until the other person does", like me, so I understand where you're coming from. However, who is to say that you wont get this girl off? You may just surprise yourself, maybe this girl needs to feel the wrath of Brent's Cock. Godspeed my friend.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

06-20-2005, 03:28 PM	#6 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	lol at the wrath of my cock. thats like the wrath of an angry 18 year old blind golden retriever with one tooth
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

06-20-2005, 07:26 PM	#8 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	i'm w/ you guys. i try to hold off till the O-train passes through cooterville. i don't enjoy myself if i can get the O face. how many partners has she had? she might have just been w/ some shitty people. what turns her on? how dirty has she allowed herself to get?
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

06-20-2005, 07:33 PM	#9 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	i dont know much about her sexual history except that she has tried every form of masturbation and been with females too, yet she couldnt cum.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

06-20-2005, 07:40 PM	#11 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	then i am the world champion
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

06-20-2005, 08:38 PM	#12 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	LOL, fucking Brent, now go give her the best 30 second pounding shes ever had!
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

06-20-2005, 08:49 PM	#13 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	i would at least give it a go. some girls can be crappy at beating the beaver just like some guys. you'll never know if you don't try. if it doean't work out, i truely feel sorry for her ass.
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

06-21-2005, 11:38 AM	#15 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	i'm referring to the women she's supposedly been with. to your point though, the a plenty of girls that don't know their own bodies very well simply because they don't masturbate often. i'm not concerned about mens' masturbation habits. and yes, i am an expert on sex. [ June 21, 2005, 09:42 AM: Message edited by: Deadly Crescent Kick ]
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

06-21-2005, 12:08 PM	#16 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Butcher is doing some serious flailing... What he needs is some good ol' fashioned paxil.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

06-21-2005, 01:05 PM	#17 (permalink)
Freedom Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 172 Internets: -19	Looks like a job for Grandmaster Chee... Try L-Ariginine, we wish for her to liberate from this soon...

06-21-2005, 01:14 PM	#19 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Maybe he needs some of that sweet, that nasty, that gushy stuff.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

06-21-2005, 02:06 PM	#20 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	feed her some drugs
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