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BigDongedHoe · 08-03-2003, 06:31 PM

UB It's tough to get ahold of you on aol even moreso since I'm not at home so I figured I'd make a post on here instead.

I'll be back tomorrow evening and plan on going up to goshen 2 times this week. If you'd like to go up on weds. or thurs. please let me know and we could head up together. Since my first jump will still be at 4,000 feet we could be on the same load for the first one which would be somewhat cool. Anyways just leave a post on here about it and we'll work something out.

This goes for everyone UB and I have taken up the hobby of skydiving. Anyone who is somewhat interested in the sport concerning prices, requirements, ect. please contact me and I'll direct you to some good information about it.

I also want to invite anyone who can make it to come along this weds. or thurs. and you can come watch UB and I skydive. For $25 you can actually ride up in the plane with us and watch us jump out of it. I highly doubt many of you are willing to do that however if you really wanted to you could. For around $150 you can make a tandem jump from 12,000 feet where you will free fall for a minute reaching speeds of 120 mph and then fly under canopy for around 4 min. Again anyone who would like to join us to watch (it's free from the ground of course) just let me know and you can ride up with UB and myself.

This includes EVERYBODY on nubblies, even a slut like Malibu can join if she really wants (jk I'm only giving you a hard time).

Schroeder · 08-04-2003, 01:34 AM

For real BDH, skydiving?

BrassMonkees · 08-04-2003, 01:36 AM

$185 for first time, videotaped schroeder my man. then 50 everytime till you get your liscence.

Schroeder · 08-04-2003, 01:57 AM

But I don't wanna die a virgin!

BrassMonkees · 08-04-2003, 01:58 AM

Schroeder's a virgin??? WHAT?

[ August 03, 2003, 11:59 PM: Message edited by: BrassMonkees ]

Alpha · 08-04-2003, 02:21 AM

I'm guessing that you have to be 18 to participate? (legally)

BrassMonkees · 08-04-2003, 02:23 AM

think thats what they said. otherwise adult signature. don't count my word as fact though. im sure ugly will clarify once he gets back on

Orgazmo · 08-04-2003, 02:26 AM

Yeah, you have to be 18.

Alpha · 08-04-2003, 02:48 AM

Damn my young prepubescent age.

sim_flex_x · 08-04-2003, 02:54 AM

yeah your parents can't sign for you, you have to be 18
(or so i've heard)

Ugly Bastard · 08-04-2003, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alpha:
I'm guessing that you have to be 18 to participate? (legally)

You can do it when you're 16 and 17 if your parents sign for you.

Hey, BDH; how are you?

Yeah, I don't get off of work till 4:30 M-F, so it might be hard for me to go during the week. But if you're going twice this week, let me know after the first day if it'd be worth my time going as late as 5:00. Either way, I'll be up there this weekend (definitely Saturday, maybe Sunday, we'll see...). Are you going on Saturday? Maybe we could ride up there together and save gas. Giddy-up. Uh, my cell phone is 265-6250 if you need it. Trout gave me yours the other day, so no need to reply with yours. Thanks.

-Ugly Bastard

[ August 04, 2003, 08:14 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

Combat Chuck · 08-04-2003, 01:59 PM

My ultimate goal in life before I die is to go skydiving....too bad it isn't watching someone skydive, or I'd go up with you and take care of that one right now.

Ugly Bastard · 08-04-2003, 02:51 PM

Chuck, why don't you take care of it right now anyway. What's your excuse for not doing it this coming weekend?

-Ugly Bastard

Fruitacious B · 08-05-2003, 12:11 AM

Alpha, whatchya doing this weekend, I would really love to hurl myself out of an airplane, care to join me? I'm not even kidding about that.

victim · 08-05-2003, 12:30 AM

Skydiving is expensive... I'll throw you off a roof for free!

Fruitacious B · 08-05-2003, 12:46 AM

Can I have some kind of rudimentary parachute or landing device for the "roof dive"? If so, I'll do it, but it must be videotaped or most of the humor will be lost and we'll be forced to try and retell the story to others and it won't seem nearly as funny.

StabMaster Arson · 08-05-2003, 02:27 AM

I'll let you borrow an umbrella and a pogo stick.

[ August 05, 2003, 12:28 AM: Message edited by: StabMaster Arson ]

Fruitacious B · 08-05-2003, 04:06 AM

Sounds fair enough.

silver and cold · 08-05-2003, 10:23 AM

Fruit, you'd do it!
But seriously Fruit, if Alpha wont go with you, I will...It could be fun!

Alpha · 08-05-2003, 02:32 PM

Fruitizzle, I asked my mom and she said no, so i have no one to sign for me. Also I wouldn't have the money to do it right now... Maybe during spring break this year we should plan somehting? I'm all about this idea.

Fruitacious B · 08-06-2003, 01:33 AM

Word, I'm up for break, that gives me time to save up also.

silver and cold · 08-06-2003, 10:27 AM

Hey, what if you have a sibling over 18, could they sign for you & Can you have any adult, or does it have to be a parent?
Because, my parents are so not for me jumping out of a plane.

Ugly Bastard · 08-06-2003, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by silver and cold:
Hey, what if you have a sibling over 18, could they sign for you & Can you have any adult, or does it have to be a parent?
Because, my parents are so not for me jumping out of a plane.

I'm 90% confident that it has to be a "Legal Guardian". Now, I would interpret that as being a parent rather than a sibling, but it's up for arguement.

Call 574-642-3156, and ask for "Bo" if you're really serious about going. He'll be able to tell you whether or not your sibling can sign.

-Ugly Bastard

Oh, and silver...Dial a 1 before that number.

BigDongedHoe · 08-06-2003, 01:14 PM

Right now at the Indiana Skydiving Academy in Goshen you are unable to jump unless your 18 bottom line. They are working towards having a parent/guardian signature but at the current moment you can't jump unless your 18.

Fruitacious B · 08-06-2003, 01:20 PM

Ahhh piss.

08-03-2003, 06:31 PM	#1 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	UB It's tough to get ahold of you on aol even moreso since I'm not at home so I figured I'd make a post on here instead. I'll be back tomorrow evening and plan on going up to goshen 2 times this week. If you'd like to go up on weds. or thurs. please let me know and we could head up together. Since my first jump will still be at 4,000 feet we could be on the same load for the first one which would be somewhat cool. Anyways just leave a post on here about it and we'll work something out. This goes for everyone UB and I have taken up the hobby of skydiving. Anyone who is somewhat interested in the sport concerning prices, requirements, ect. please contact me and I'll direct you to some good information about it. I also want to invite anyone who can make it to come along this weds. or thurs. and you can come watch UB and I skydive. For $25 you can actually ride up in the plane with us and watch us jump out of it. I highly doubt many of you are willing to do that however if you really wanted to you could. For around $150 you can make a tandem jump from 12,000 feet where you will free fall for a minute reaching speeds of 120 mph and then fly under canopy for around 4 min. Again anyone who would like to join us to watch (it's free from the ground of course) just let me know and you can ride up with UB and myself. This includes EVERYBODY on nubblies, even a slut like Malibu can join if she really wants (jk I'm only giving you a hard time).
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

08-04-2003, 01:36 AM	#3 (permalink)
BrassMonkees Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: winona lake Posts: 840 Internets: 10	$185 for first time, videotaped schroeder my man. then 50 everytime till you get your liscence.
	neither here nor there...

08-04-2003, 01:58 AM	#5 (permalink)
BrassMonkees Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: winona lake Posts: 840 Internets: 10	Schroeder's a virgin??? WHAT? [ August 03, 2003, 11:59 PM: Message edited by: BrassMonkees ]
	neither here nor there...

08-04-2003, 02:21 AM	#6 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	I'm guessing that you have to be 18 to participate? (legally)
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

08-04-2003, 02:23 AM	#7 (permalink)
BrassMonkees Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: winona lake Posts: 840 Internets: 10	think thats what they said. otherwise adult signature. don't count my word as fact though. im sure ugly will clarify once he gets back on
	neither here nor there...

08-04-2003, 01:34 AM	#2 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	For real BDH, skydiving?

08-04-2003, 01:57 AM	#4 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	But I don't wanna die a virgin!

08-04-2003, 02:26 AM	#8 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Yeah, you have to be 18.

08-04-2003, 02:48 AM	#9 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	Damn my young prepubescent age.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

08-04-2003, 02:54 AM	#10 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	yeah your parents can't sign for you, you have to be 18 (or so i've heard)

08-04-2003, 01:59 PM	#12 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	My ultimate goal in life before I die is to go skydiving....too bad it isn't watching someone skydive, or I'd go up with you and take care of that one right now.

08-04-2003, 02:51 PM	#13 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Chuck, why don't you take care of it right now anyway. What's your excuse for not doing it this coming weekend? -Ugly Bastard

08-05-2003, 12:11 AM	#14 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Alpha, whatchya doing this weekend, I would really love to hurl myself out of an airplane, care to join me? I'm not even kidding about that.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

08-05-2003, 12:30 AM	#15 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	Skydiving is expensive... I'll throw you off a roof for free!
	get off my internet!!!

08-05-2003, 12:46 AM	#16 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Can I have some kind of rudimentary parachute or landing device for the "roof dive"? If so, I'll do it, but it must be videotaped or most of the humor will be lost and we'll be forced to try and retell the story to others and it won't seem nearly as funny.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

08-05-2003, 02:27 AM	#17 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I'll let you borrow an umbrella and a pogo stick. [ August 05, 2003, 12:28 AM: Message edited by: StabMaster Arson ]
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

08-05-2003, 04:06 AM	#18 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Sounds fair enough.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

08-05-2003, 10:23 AM	#19 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	Fruit, you'd do it! But seriously Fruit, if Alpha wont go with you, I will...It could be fun!
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

08-05-2003, 02:32 PM	#20 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	Fruitizzle, I asked my mom and she said no, so i have no one to sign for me. Also I wouldn't have the money to do it right now... Maybe during spring break this year we should plan somehting? I'm all about this idea.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

08-06-2003, 01:33 AM	#21 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Word, I'm up for break, that gives me time to save up also.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

08-06-2003, 10:27 AM	#22 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	Hey, what if you have a sibling over 18, could they sign for you & Can you have any adult, or does it have to be a parent? Because, my parents are so not for me jumping out of a plane.
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

08-06-2003, 01:14 PM	#24 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Right now at the Indiana Skydiving Academy in Goshen you are unable to jump unless your 18 bottom line. They are working towards having a parent/guardian signature but at the current moment you can't jump unless your 18.
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

08-06-2003, 01:20 PM	#25 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Ahhh piss.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut