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Combat Chuck · 01-08-2003, 08:37 PM

I am astonished at the amount of dumbasses that have been crowding this particular board here of late. These dicks just don't get it. We keep on telling them to leave, to kill themselves, or just to inflict bodily harm upon themselves, but they just don't get the message.

I found out why. They've already exhibited the intelligence of a donkey that's just been run over, so I figured that they must not understand how to carry out our pretty simple orders.

So I've decided to help them come up with some entertaining and easy ways of dispensing of themselves.

1. Slit your throat from the inside. Just stick a knife in your throat and move it around. ALOT. This will allow every part of your throat to fully experience some well-needed agony. Oh, and I'm not talking about a butter knife. I wanna see some glint comin off of that blade there.

2. Locate nearest window to your person in your house. Now, punch it with your bare fist. After you have succeeded in doing that, find two pieces of glass that have just been scattered around because of the broken window. Proceed to shove that glass into your eyeballs.

3. Make your own knock-out beverage! Bleach, Soft Scrub, Tide, Elmer's Glue, Windex, Murphy's Oil, and many more household cleaners pack the perfect wallop when ingested. And they're easy to get to.....just ask your mom! I'm sure she could help you out. If you're really daring, try mixing some of them together!

I feel that this is just the tip of the iceberg. Any of you competent Nubblieites wanna help me out here? If you have more than 100 posts, your suggestions will be welcomed.

Thanks, and to all you dumbasses, these are guaranteed, sure-fire ways to hurridley end your miserable lives. See what you think of them!

01-08-2003, 08:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	I am astonished at the amount of dumbasses that have been crowding this particular board here of late. These dicks just don't get it. We keep on telling them to leave, to kill themselves, or just to inflict bodily harm upon themselves, but they just don't get the message. I found out why. They've already exhibited the intelligence of a donkey that's just been run over, so I figured that they must not understand how to carry out our pretty simple orders. So I've decided to help them come up with some entertaining and easy ways of dispensing of themselves. 1. Slit your throat from the inside. Just stick a knife in your throat and move it around. ALOT. This will allow every part of your throat to fully experience some well-needed agony. Oh, and I'm not talking about a butter knife. I wanna see some glint comin off of that blade there. 2. Locate nearest window to your person in your house. Now, punch it with your bare fist. After you have succeeded in doing that, find two pieces of glass that have just been scattered around because of the broken window. Proceed to shove that glass into your eyeballs. 3. Make your own knock-out beverage! Bleach, Soft Scrub, Tide, Elmer's Glue, Windex, Murphy's Oil, and many more household cleaners pack the perfect wallop when ingested. And they're easy to get to.....just ask your mom! I'm sure she could help you out. If you're really daring, try mixing some of them together! I feel that this is just the tip of the iceberg. Any of you competent Nubblieites wanna help me out here? If you have more than 100 posts, your suggestions will be welcomed. Thanks, and to all you dumbasses, these are guaranteed, sure-fire ways to hurridley end your miserable lives. See what you think of them!