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Sabatage · 01-10-2003, 12:18 AM

"we'll kill every first born male child in every household."

"nope..too jewish"

-blazing saddles

01-10-2003, 12:19 AM

a quote from the black robber guy (not martin lawrence) in Nothing To Loose

"man, this shit is the shit."

yardie lobo · 01-12-2003, 11:46 PM

"YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT"...

had to throw one in from FRIDAY

tonguegina · 01-13-2003, 02:49 AM

In Spaceballs, when they are combing the desert and Dark Helmet is going from group to group asking if they'd found anything, then he comes to the group with the afro pick and they say:

"We ain't found shit."

Titan · 01-13-2003, 03:37 PM

YES MOUTHPUSSY!
i fucking love that line.

Why Ed, what an ugly thing to say. Of all ugliness. Does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it.
-doc holiday, tombstone

FARVA · 01-15-2003, 06:49 PM

anything from dumb and dumber the best comedy ever made

St. Anky · 01-15-2003, 07:38 PM

Jay and Silent Bob

Jay: "What if one night me and lunchbox are out macking some chick and she's like 'Ooh I'm gonna suck yous guys dicks off. Whats yous guys names?' I'm like, Jay and Silent Bob, recognize. And she's like, 'oh, I read on the internet that you guys are little fucking jerkoffs.' And then she goes and sucks two other guys's dicks off. Well fuck that!"

-and another one just came to me.

Holdin McNeel: "Well look at these two marose motherfuckers here. Smells like someone just shit in their cereal. BUNG!"

tonguegina · 01-19-2003, 12:09 AM

This comes to us from the movie As Good As it Gets.

"Where do they teach you to talk like that, at some Panama City, sailor wanna hump hump bar, or is this getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here."

Oh, and here's another one from the same movie. Jack Nicholson's character is a romance novel writer, and this quote occurs after he's asked how he writes women so well.

"I think of a man, and then I take away reason and accountability."

StDx · 01-19-2003, 12:34 AM

my favorite line from that movie...
"I'm drowning here and you're describing the water."

tonguegina · 01-19-2003, 02:09 AM

Ahh yes...and lets not forget:

"That's not true. Some of us have great stories, pretty stories, that take place at lakes, with boats and friends and noodle salad, just...no one in this car, but a lot of people, that's their story. Good times...noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that your that pissed that so many others had it good."

St. Anky · 01-20-2003, 04:06 AM

"Is that it dad? Did the penguin put you up to this?"

-Billy Madison

01-20-2003, 04:14 AM

From Super Troopers:

Police Chief Grady: I'm sorry about that delousing. Just standard procedure.
Farva: It's powdered sugar.
Police Chief Grady: The lice hate the sugar.
Farva: It's delicious.

St. Anky · 01-20-2003, 04:21 AM

You know, I think I could pull every line from Super Troopers and it'd be memorable. And with that...

Police Chief: "I swear to god I'll gun cock the next bastard that says Shennanigans!"

Mac: "Hey Farva, whats the name of that restaurant you like so much, with that goofy shit all over the walls?"

Farva: "What? Shennanigans?"

Mac and the others: "oooooooooohhhhh!"

hehehe.... that deserves a chuckle

vader521 · 01-20-2003, 07:19 PM

i think i have to say

as i walk through the valley of the shadow of death i carry a big stick and im the meanist mutha fucka in the valley

ll cool j deep blue sea

Rufus · 01-21-2003, 12:21 AM

The police chief on super troopers says "pistol whip" not "gun cock"

Demitri · 01-21-2003, 12:59 PM

I just saw this movie again this weekend. It is called Blue Streak and Martin is driving a police car and he says "This is the L.A.P.D get your busted ass vehicle out of the way! We got guns and Shit." Or "Sometimes you have to feed alittle speed to your ride if you know what I mean"

Ugly Bastard · 01-21-2003, 03:04 PM

Chris Cooper who plays John Laroche on "Adaptation" is talking to Meryl Streep's character about how every orchid (flower) on the planet, has an insect that is perfectly matched with it. He then says this line as a symbolic quote to humans:

"When you spot your flower, don't let it get away"

-Ugly Bastard

tonguegina · 02-01-2003, 09:24 PM

Also from Adaptation...

"You are what you love, not what loves you."

tonguegina · 02-01-2003, 09:28 PM

I was watching Robin Hood: Men in Tights...

"Let everybody know that by the end of the day there is to be a weding...or a hanging. Either way we're gonna have a lot of fun."

Titan · 02-12-2003, 10:20 PM

Priest: "Regular services are held at the church at 6 and 8."

'Amsterdam': "Go to Hell."

02-13-2003, 12:27 AM

What a great fucking movie.

Bill the Butcher: You see this knife? I'm gonna teach you to speak English with this fucking knife!

Bill the Butcher: Each of the five points is a finger. When I close my hand it becomes a fist.

Priest Vallon: The blood stays on the blade, son.

Amsterdam Vallon: When you kill a king, you don't stab him in the dark. You kill him where the entire court can watch him die.

Bill the Butcher: Burn him, see if his ashes turn green.

Monk McGinn: Well that was bloody Shakespearian. Do you know who Shakespeare is? He wrote the King James bible.

rla128 · 02-13-2003, 12:50 AM

"When I was little, my mother told me not to look at the sun. So, once when I was six, I did." -Pi

02-13-2003, 06:36 PM

Wow, another great fucking movie. I thought I was the only other human being on the planet to have watched that.

Ugly Bastard · 03-13-2003, 01:40 PM

"This country is going straight to hell."

-Colonel Frank Fitts, US Marine Corps

American Beauty.

-Ugly Bastard

gbc · 03-15-2003, 02:52 AM

"I was there, I was there. They called it the eightys. Ford was presedent, Nixtion was in the whitehouse, and F.D.R. was running this country into the ground. I was bumming in a little whole in the wall town now called Utah. When this man from Colorado shows up, starts making so called improvements. Before we knew it the streets were running with latie. No. Yes. It got so bad that a man that liked to smoke a little grass, drink a little ripple, crow like a roaster, mabe chalenge the mayors son to a gentalmens dool. Was considered uncooth agains got. Talk about ur bad relistate values. So he had to go."

Out Cold

01-10-2003, 12:19 AM	#27 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	a quote from the black robber guy (not martin lawrence) in Nothing To Loose "man, this shit is the shit."
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01-20-2003, 04:14 AM	#37 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	From Super Troopers: Police Chief Grady: I'm sorry about that delousing. Just standard procedure. Farva: It's powdered sugar. Police Chief Grady: The lice hate the sugar. Farva: It's delicious.
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02-13-2003, 12:27 AM	#46 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	What a great fucking movie. Bill the Butcher: You see this knife? I'm gonna teach you to speak English with this fucking knife! Bill the Butcher: Each of the five points is a finger. When I close my hand it becomes a fist. Priest Vallon: The blood stays on the blade, son. Amsterdam Vallon: When you kill a king, you don't stab him in the dark. You kill him where the entire court can watch him die. Bill the Butcher: Burn him, see if his ashes turn green. Monk McGinn: Well that was bloody Shakespearian. Do you know who Shakespeare is? He wrote the King James bible.
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

02-13-2003, 06:36 PM	#48 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Wow, another great fucking movie. I thought I was the only other human being on the planet to have watched that.
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

01-10-2003, 12:18 AM	#26 (permalink)
Sabatage Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: warsaw Posts: 34 Internets: 10	"we'll kill every first born male child in every household." "nope..too jewish" -blazing saddles

01-12-2003, 11:46 PM	#28 (permalink)
yardie lobo Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Warsaw, Indiana, USA Posts: 8 Internets: 10	"YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT"... had to throw one in from FRIDAY

01-13-2003, 02:49 AM	#29 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	In Spaceballs, when they are combing the desert and Dark Helmet is going from group to group asking if they'd found anything, then he comes to the group with the afro pick and they say: "We ain't found shit."

01-13-2003, 03:37 PM	#30 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	YES MOUTHPUSSY! i fucking love that line. Why Ed, what an ugly thing to say. Of all ugliness. Does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it. -doc holiday, tombstone

01-15-2003, 06:49 PM	#31 (permalink)
FARVA Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: warsaw, in, usa Posts: 5 Internets: 10	anything from dumb and dumber the best comedy ever made

01-15-2003, 07:38 PM	#32 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	Jay and Silent Bob Jay: "What if one night me and lunchbox are out macking some chick and she's like 'Ooh I'm gonna suck yous guys dicks off. Whats yous guys names?' I'm like, Jay and Silent Bob, recognize. And she's like, 'oh, I read on the internet that you guys are little fucking jerkoffs.' And then she goes and sucks two other guys's dicks off. Well fuck that!" -and another one just came to me. Holdin McNeel: "Well look at these two marose motherfuckers here. Smells like someone just shit in their cereal. BUNG!"

01-19-2003, 12:09 AM	#33 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	This comes to us from the movie As Good As it Gets. "Where do they teach you to talk like that, at some Panama City, sailor wanna hump hump bar, or is this getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here." Oh, and here's another one from the same movie. Jack Nicholson's character is a romance novel writer, and this quote occurs after he's asked how he writes women so well. "I think of a man, and then I take away reason and accountability."

01-19-2003, 12:34 AM	#34 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	my favorite line from that movie... "I'm drowning here and you're describing the water."

01-19-2003, 02:09 AM	#35 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Ahh yes...and lets not forget: "That's not true. Some of us have great stories, pretty stories, that take place at lakes, with boats and friends and noodle salad, just...no one in this car, but a lot of people, that's their story. Good times...noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that your that pissed that so many others had it good."

01-20-2003, 04:06 AM	#36 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	"Is that it dad? Did the penguin put you up to this?" -Billy Madison

01-20-2003, 04:21 AM	#38 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	You know, I think I could pull every line from Super Troopers and it'd be memorable. And with that... Police Chief: "I swear to god I'll gun cock the next bastard that says Shennanigans!" Mac: "Hey Farva, whats the name of that restaurant you like so much, with that goofy shit all over the walls?" Farva: "What? Shennanigans?" Mac and the others: "oooooooooohhhhh!" hehehe.... that deserves a chuckle

01-20-2003, 07:19 PM	#39 (permalink)
vader521 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 350 Internets: 10	i think i have to say as i walk through the valley of the shadow of death i carry a big stick and im the meanist mutha fucka in the valley ll cool j deep blue sea

01-21-2003, 12:21 AM	#40 (permalink)
Rufus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: warsaw,in,usa Posts: 115 Internets: 10	The police chief on super troopers says "pistol whip" not "gun cock"

01-21-2003, 12:59 PM	#41 (permalink)
Demitri Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In, Posts: 151 Internets: 10	I just saw this movie again this weekend. It is called Blue Streak and Martin is driving a police car and he says "This is the L.A.P.D get your busted ass vehicle out of the way! We got guns and Shit." Or "Sometimes you have to feed alittle speed to your ride if you know what I mean"

01-21-2003, 03:04 PM	#42 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Chris Cooper who plays John Laroche on "Adaptation" is talking to Meryl Streep's character about how every orchid (flower) on the planet, has an insect that is perfectly matched with it. He then says this line as a symbolic quote to humans: "When you spot your flower, don't let it get away" -Ugly Bastard

02-01-2003, 09:24 PM	#43 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Also from Adaptation... "You are what you love, not what loves you."

02-01-2003, 09:28 PM	#44 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	I was watching Robin Hood: Men in Tights... "Let everybody know that by the end of the day there is to be a weding...or a hanging. Either way we're gonna have a lot of fun."

02-12-2003, 10:20 PM	#45 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Priest: "Regular services are held at the church at 6 and 8." 'Amsterdam': "Go to Hell."

02-13-2003, 12:50 AM	#47 (permalink)
rla128 Another Brick in the Wall Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN Posts: 392 Internets: 10	"When I was little, my mother told me not to look at the sun. So, once when I was six, I did." -Pi

03-13-2003, 01:40 PM	#49 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	"This country is going straight to hell." -Colonel Frank Fitts, US Marine Corps American Beauty. -Ugly Bastard

03-15-2003, 02:52 AM	#50 (permalink)
gbc Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: warsaw, indiana, USA Posts: 137 Internets: 10	"I was there, I was there. They called it the eightys. Ford was presedent, Nixtion was in the whitehouse, and F.D.R. was running this country into the ground. I was bumming in a little whole in the wall town now called Utah. When this man from Colorado shows up, starts making so called improvements. Before we knew it the streets were running with latie. No. Yes. It got so bad that a man that liked to smoke a little grass, drink a little ripple, crow like a roaster, mabe chalenge the mayors son to a gentalmens dool. Was considered uncooth agains got. Talk about ur bad relistate values. So he had to go." Out Cold