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Ugly Bastard · 04-04-2005, 04:34 PM

AWotD 4.4.5

I'm listening to Eminem while driving home after running a few errands. My speakers are turned up loud as fuck, and my windows are down. I pull up at a stoplight, blasting to Em', look over to my right to see the most niggerly of all black people I've seen in my life chillin in a rusted out Cutlass. Awkward Awkward Awkward.

-Ugly Bastard

[ April 04, 2005, 05:35 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

Repugnant Abomination · 04-04-2005, 04:49 PM

Niggerly? I like that.

-And that's my post.

Mr. Blonde · 04-04-2005, 06:33 PM

awkward*

Ironic Mustache · 04-04-2005, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
AWotD 4.4.5

I'm listening to Eminem while driving home after running a few errands. My speakers are turned up loud as fuck, and my windows are down. I pull up at a stoplight, blasting to Em', look over to my right to see the most niggerly of all black people I've seen in my life chillin in a rusted out Cutlass. Akward Akward Akward.

-Ugly Bastard

That happens to me on a daily basis here. My state is MUCH more niggerly than yours though.

[ April 04, 2005, 04:36 PM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]

Repugnant Abomination · 04-04-2005, 06:39 PM

My state has done a good job at keeping things vanilla.

-And that's my post.

Ironic Mustache · 04-04-2005, 06:41 PM

Portland can be fairly niggerly, but not as bad as what I've got to offer in this state.

Repugnant Abomination · 04-04-2005, 06:45 PM

That's true we do have the jailblazers.

-And that's my post.

Beebs · 04-04-2005, 07:23 PM

While our state is decidedly vanilla, my neighborhood is rather chocolate.

Niger Angelus · 04-05-2005, 03:42 AM

Here is an idea, if you are white, don't listen to shitty ass rap music. Wow, what a concept.

Mr. Blonde · 04-05-2005, 03:47 AM

SNAP. I think it depends on which CD it was, UB. If it was any of the first three major ones, then it's acceptable...but not his latest.

Ugly Bastard · 04-05-2005, 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
SNAP. I think it depends on which CD it was, UB. If it was any of the first three major ones, then it's acceptable...but not his latest.

It was his latest. Evil Deeds was the song. And God damnit did I have it turned up loud. I didn't want to turn it down, 'cause I figured that would be WAY too fucking obvious to him what I was doing.

Quote:

Originally posted by Niger Angelus:
Here is an idea, if you are white, don't listen to shitty ass rap music. Wow, what a concept.

I don't let my race determine what music I should be listening to. Enjoy your AC/DC and Tom Petty. Fucking redneck.

-Ugly Bastard

[ April 05, 2005, 02:08 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

Mr. Blonde · 04-05-2005, 04:13 AM

Fuck them. They aren't going to do shit, you know they listen to eminem too in the privacy of their homes.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-05-2005, 05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
Fucking redneck.

-Ugly Bastard

Fucking Monkeys.

04-05-2005, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Niger Angelus:
Here is an idea, if you are white, don't listen to shitty ass rap music. Wow, what a concept.

Most eminem is pretty good.

Beebs · 04-05-2005, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
SNAP. I think it depends on which CD it was, UB. If it was any of the first three major ones, then it's acceptable...but not his latest.

The second albulm is running away the best.

04-05-2005, 11:27 AM

Beebs speaks the truth.

Mr. Blonde · 04-05-2005, 12:03 PM

Gonna have to agree with that as well.

04-05-2005, 01:02 PM

AWotD 4.5.5

At the gas station, buying energy drinks. Beautiful morning; I have the windows down playing Sublime for all to hear. Backing up and... crunch!

Backed into an old Honda Accord, smashed his tail light in (no damage to the Passport, of course).

Ironic Mustache · 04-05-2005, 01:38 PM

Hit and run.

Ironic Mustache · 04-05-2005, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Niger Angelus:
Here is an idea, if you are white, don't listen to shitty ass rap music. Wow, what a concept.

I love how the guy named "Niger" said this.

Ugly Bastard · 04-06-2005, 01:07 PM

AWotD 4.6.5

Last night around 10:00 pm I went out for a jog. When I got back to the ranch, there was some woman letting her dogs take a shit in our yard under the stealth of the night. What to do, what to do...

-Ugly Bastard

Mr. Blonde · 04-06-2005, 05:32 PM

tell that bitch to get off your property, then kick her dog.

Beebs · 04-06-2005, 06:36 PM

Alternatly, tell the dog to get off your property, then kick the bitch.

StabMaster Arson · 04-07-2005, 12:24 AM

I'm sitting at the computer typing something about the best thing that happened to me today with my girl? looking over my shoulder when all of a sudden my phone rings... she immediately picks it up to see that it's someone she doesn't really care for a'tall calling me... for about the eighth time today. awkward to say the least.
fortunately for me, I'm such a huge pimp, I simply slapped her with my more than ample cock and told her to mind her own business. she doesn't think that is too funny.

fancymeghan · 04-15-2005, 05:33 PM

i just went downstairs to switch my laundry....and there was a group of high school kids touring the school in there staring at me.

and i couldn't just stand there looking at the washing machine, so i went ahead and switched the laundry with them there.

why so awkward?
there's a good chance some dumbfuck high school kids saw my unmentionables.

04-04-2005, 06:33 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	awkward*
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04-04-2005, 06:41 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Portland can be fairly niggerly, but not as bad as what I've got to offer in this state.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-05-2005, 03:42 AM	#9 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Here is an idea, if you are white, don't listen to shitty ass rap music. Wow, what a concept.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

04-05-2005, 03:47 AM	#10 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	SNAP. I think it depends on which CD it was, UB. If it was any of the first three major ones, then it's acceptable...but not his latest.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-05-2005, 04:13 AM	#12 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Fuck them. They aren't going to do shit, you know they listen to eminem too in the privacy of their homes.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-04-2005, 04:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	AWotD 4.4.5 I'm listening to Eminem while driving home after running a few errands. My speakers are turned up loud as fuck, and my windows are down. I pull up at a stoplight, blasting to Em', look over to my right to see the most niggerly of all black people I've seen in my life chillin in a rusted out Cutlass. Awkward Awkward Awkward. -Ugly Bastard [ April 04, 2005, 05:35 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

04-04-2005, 04:49 PM	#2 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	Niggerly? I like that. -And that's my post.

04-04-2005, 06:39 PM	#5 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	My state has done a good job at keeping things vanilla. -And that's my post.

04-04-2005, 06:45 PM	#7 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	That's true we do have the jailblazers. -And that's my post.

04-04-2005, 07:23 PM	#8 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	While our state is decidedly vanilla, my neighborhood is rather chocolate.

04-05-2005, 11:27 AM	#16 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Beebs speaks the truth.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

04-05-2005, 12:03 PM	#17 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Gonna have to agree with that as well.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-05-2005, 01:02 PM	#18 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	AWotD 4.5.5 At the gas station, buying energy drinks. Beautiful morning; I have the windows down playing Sublime for all to hear. Backing up and... crunch! Backed into an old Honda Accord, smashed his tail light in (no damage to the Passport, of course).
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

04-05-2005, 01:38 PM	#19 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Hit and run.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-06-2005, 01:07 PM	#21 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	AWotD 4.6.5 Last night around 10:00 pm I went out for a jog. When I got back to the ranch, there was some woman letting her dogs take a shit in our yard under the stealth of the night. What to do, what to do... -Ugly Bastard

04-06-2005, 05:32 PM	#22 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	tell that bitch to get off your property, then kick her dog.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-06-2005, 06:36 PM	#23 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Alternatly, tell the dog to get off your property, then kick the bitch.

04-07-2005, 12:24 AM	#24 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I'm sitting at the computer typing something about the best thing that happened to me today with my girl? looking over my shoulder when all of a sudden my phone rings... she immediately picks it up to see that it's someone she doesn't really care for a'tall calling me... for about the eighth time today. awkward to say the least. fortunately for me, I'm such a huge pimp, I simply slapped her with my more than ample cock and told her to mind her own business. she doesn't think that is too funny.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

04-15-2005, 05:33 PM	#25 (permalink)
fancymeghan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: indiana. Posts: 504 Internets: 306	i just went downstairs to switch my laundry....and there was a group of high school kids touring the school in there staring at me. and i couldn't just stand there looking at the washing machine, so i went ahead and switched the laundry with them there. why so awkward? there's a good chance some dumbfuck high school kids saw my unmentionables.