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Orgazmo · 08-23-2004, 02:12 AM

WhatPulse.

What is it?
It's a small program that runs in your toolbox down there *points to bottom right-hand corner of screen* that counts the number of keys your stroke and mouse buttons you click.

Sounds kinda lame?
Fuck you. It uploads your stats to an internet database. Within this db, you can join various teams of other WhatPulsatiers. You can then compete against other teams...and stuff.

Why?
Because it'll be something to look at. The program also counts key frequencies and stuff...how many times you hit each key. Kinda neat.

Anyway, it's small...doesn't take any resources...is quiet...and, outside of the 1.5 minutes it'll take to get going, is 100% painless.

So do this...please.

Click here.

Install that.

After that, run the program and follow the onscreen guide to setting up an account. Use your Nubblies name...please.

Now it gets easy. Click here. Change the dropdown box from 'user' to 'team.' Search for "Nubblies." When it comes up, simply click "join."

There you have it.

You're in...and you can check your shit out in comparison to other people's shit whenever you please.

Have fun and play safe.

Ugly Bastard · 08-23-2004, 02:21 AM

Umm...why aren't you guys in yet? Everyone's doing it.

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 08-24-2004, 11:15 PM

There are 3 Nubblies who shouldn't take this time to register with WhatPulse right now. It's me, Ugly Bastard, and empf;alkfyreal one. That's all.

cough man · 08-25-2004, 12:41 AM

I'm in

Orgazmo · 08-25-2004, 02:00 AM

God bless your soul.

Orgazmo · 08-25-2004, 01:07 PM

Just kidding. You didn't join our team. God damn your soul*.

<font size="1">*Pending your joining of the team.</font>

[ August 25, 2004, 11:07 AM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

StabMaster Arson · 08-25-2004, 02:48 PM

I have joined and am part of the team.

Orgazmo · 08-25-2004, 03:05 PM

I still only see 3 members...though the details page says we have 5.

Cough man, I revoke the damning of your soul. My apologies.

cough man · 08-25-2004, 06:39 PM

You are forgiven.

Schroeder · 08-25-2004, 10:37 PM

If Gaz says to do it, I'm gonna do it. I'm in.

underwater · 08-26-2004, 03:46 PM

i'll do it... as soon as i get the internet in my room to fucking work. (i'm on someone else's computer at the moment)

by the way. hi again.

Saint DH · 09-04-2004, 02:41 PM

Schroeder, if Orgazmo told you to shove an 8" dildoe in your ass, would you do it?

Orgazmo · 09-04-2004, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Schroeder:
If Gaz says to do it, I'm gonna do it.

That should answer your question.

underwater · 09-07-2004, 02:00 PM

i don't see a damn 'join' button!

edit: ummm nevermind

[ September 07, 2004, 12:03 PM: Message edited by: underwater ]

09-07-2004, 02:02 PM

Are you 100% sure it only counts your keystrokes? Could this be used as a keylogger?

underwater · 09-07-2004, 02:08 PM

http://www.whatpulse.org/whatis.php

last paragraph

09-07-2004, 02:10 PM

I joined

underwater · 09-07-2004, 02:12 PM

i don't understand how you "pulse"... does it just do it on it's own or what?

never fucking mind.. i'm a fucking dumbass.

[ September 07, 2004, 12:33 PM: Message edited by: underwater ]

tonguegina · 09-07-2004, 07:05 PM

I could make a painfully obvious comment about underwater's string of posts, but I'm going to let it go. I'm in a good mood.

--------------------------
VOL Dumb-down:

You see VOL, underwater stated twice in her last two posts how much of a dumbass she is. Naturally I'd be inclined to agree with this statement and possibly send her back a post filled with undermining comments (that means I'd make fun of her). However, on this day I don't feel like it. So there.

underwater · 09-07-2004, 07:36 PM

yeah. there's a reason my custom title says what it does. besides, i'm not going to be a pussy about it and just edit and leave a blank post.

tonguegina · 09-08-2004, 02:16 AM

I appreciate that. Take your mistakes in stride. You're definitely growing. Kudos.

------------------
VOL Dumb-down:

Kudos means 'good job'.

underwater · 09-09-2004, 04:14 PM

WhatPulse took a shit on me yesterday. i'm not messing with it anymore... bitches.

sparklemotion · 09-12-2004, 06:06 PM

tonguegina, I don't know who the eff you are, but anybody that manages to define Vol's stupidity that well TWICE in a span of seven hours has my respect.

-----------------

VOL Dumb-down:
Respect is that thing everyone always refuses to give to you.

tonguegina · 09-12-2004, 09:49 PM

Thanks. I appreciate it.

underwater · 09-12-2004, 09:59 PM

*gasp*

do i see what i think i see??

08-25-2004, 12:41 AM	#4 (permalink)
cough man Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: A Gunslinging Generation Posts: 333 Internets: 10	I'm in
	I hope you enjoy living on top of the world, when you die knowing you lived your life on your knees.

08-25-2004, 02:48 PM	#7 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I have joined and am part of the team.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

08-25-2004, 06:39 PM	#9 (permalink)
cough man Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: A Gunslinging Generation Posts: 333 Internets: 10	You are forgiven.
	I hope you enjoy living on top of the world, when you die knowing you lived your life on your knees.

08-26-2004, 03:46 PM	#11 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	i'll do it... as soon as i get the internet in my room to fucking work. (i'm on someone else's computer at the moment) by the way. hi again.
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

09-07-2004, 02:00 PM	#14 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	i don't see a damn 'join' button! edit: ummm nevermind [ September 07, 2004, 12:03 PM: Message edited by: underwater ]
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

08-23-2004, 02:12 AM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	WhatPulse. What is it? It's a small program that runs in your toolbox down there points to bottom right-hand corner of screen that counts the number of keys your stroke and mouse buttons you click. Sounds kinda lame? Fuck you. It uploads your stats to an internet database. Within this db, you can join various teams of other WhatPulsatiers. You can then compete against other teams...and stuff. Why? Because it'll be something to look at. The program also counts key frequencies and stuff...how many times you hit each key. Kinda neat. Anyway, it's small...doesn't take any resources...is quiet...and, outside of the 1.5 minutes it'll take to get going, is 100% painless. So do this...please. Click here. Install that. After that, run the program and follow the onscreen guide to setting up an account. Use your Nubblies name...please. Now it gets easy. Click here. Change the dropdown box from 'user' to 'team.' Search for "Nubblies." When it comes up, simply click "join." There you have it. You're in...and you can check your shit out in comparison to other people's shit whenever you please. Have fun and play safe.

08-23-2004, 02:21 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Umm...why aren't you guys in yet? Everyone's doing it. -Ugly Bastard

08-24-2004, 11:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	There are 3 Nubblies who shouldn't take this time to register with WhatPulse right now. It's me, Ugly Bastard, and empf;alkfyreal one. That's all.

08-25-2004, 02:00 AM	#5 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	God bless your soul.

08-25-2004, 01:07 PM	#6 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Just kidding. You didn't join our team. God damn your soul. <font size="1">Pending your joining of the team.</font> [ August 25, 2004, 11:07 AM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

08-25-2004, 03:05 PM	#8 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	I still only see 3 members...though the details page says we have 5. Cough man, I revoke the damning of your soul. My apologies.

08-25-2004, 10:37 PM	#10 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	If Gaz says to do it, I'm gonna do it. I'm in.

09-04-2004, 02:41 PM	#12 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,143 Internets: 284753	Schroeder, if Orgazmo told you to shove an 8" dildoe in your ass, would you do it?

09-07-2004, 02:02 PM	#15 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Are you 100% sure it only counts your keystrokes? Could this be used as a keylogger?
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

09-07-2004, 02:08 PM	#16 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	http://www.whatpulse.org/whatis.php last paragraph
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

09-07-2004, 02:10 PM	#17 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	I joined
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

09-07-2004, 02:12 PM	#18 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	i don't understand how you "pulse"... does it just do it on it's own or what? never fucking mind.. i'm a fucking dumbass. [ September 07, 2004, 12:33 PM: Message edited by: underwater ]
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

09-07-2004, 07:05 PM	#19 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	I could make a painfully obvious comment about underwater's string of posts, but I'm going to let it go. I'm in a good mood. -------------------------- VOL Dumb-down: You see VOL, underwater stated twice in her last two posts how much of a dumbass she is. Naturally I'd be inclined to agree with this statement and possibly send her back a post filled with undermining comments (that means I'd make fun of her). However, on this day I don't feel like it. So there.

09-07-2004, 07:36 PM	#20 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	yeah. there's a reason my custom title says what it does. besides, i'm not going to be a pussy about it and just edit and leave a blank post.
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

09-08-2004, 02:16 AM	#21 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	I appreciate that. Take your mistakes in stride. You're definitely growing. Kudos. ------------------ VOL Dumb-down: Kudos means 'good job'.

09-09-2004, 04:14 PM	#22 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	WhatPulse took a shit on me yesterday. i'm not messing with it anymore... bitches.
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

09-12-2004, 06:06 PM	#23 (permalink)
sparklemotion Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: BSU Posts: 34 Internets: 76	tonguegina, I don't know who the eff you are, but anybody that manages to define Vol's stupidity that well TWICE in a span of seven hours has my respect. ----------------- VOL Dumb-down: Respect is that thing everyone always refuses to give to you.
	"I am Jack's severe lack of interest."

09-12-2004, 09:49 PM	#24 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Thanks. I appreciate it.

09-12-2004, 09:59 PM	#25 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	gasp do i see what i think i see??
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.