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Orgazmo · 11-30-2004, 03:47 AM

Have you guys ever read sex stories? I just found this page via collegehumor full of purely Thanksgiving sex stories. That's really irrelevent. What is relevent is the fact that they're absolutely hilarious.

The people writing them try to be so seductive...but (and I may be alone here) I can't stop laughing at them. I just can't take phrases like "basted her cunt" and "drenched in each other's hot juices" seriously. Even something as simple as "he put his fingers in my butt" send me into a laughing fit.

Enough with the beating around the bush. None of this is postworthy until you realize that this site allows you to submit your own sex story. I don't know about you, but when I see a site already full of comedic sex stories with serious intent...and a "submit your own story" feature...I can't help but imagine that there's some serious potential there.

I'm guessing they screen the stories...but obviously not too well (seeing how one of the stories is 4 sentences long and basically says, "My mom's hot friends gave me a blowjob.") I see nothing wrong with having an non-sanctioned contest to see who can get the funniest story posted on the site. Hell, if there's enough of a response, it may even get sanctioned. Ya never know. Either way, God knows that my submission is going to be crafted sooner rather than later. Won't you be my huckleberry?

Mr. Blonde · 11-30-2004, 01:07 PM

ahahahahahahahaah

This is a good idea. If I can come up with the time and motivation to write a hilarious sex story, I will do it.

Beebs · 11-30-2004, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Afterwards, it was hard to say what was more delicious, the great meal with family, or the looks we kept passing between us, as she ate and walked around, still naked under the housecoat, her pussy still oozing with my cum.

AHAHAHA

[ November 30, 2004, 12:42 PM: Message edited by: Beebs ]

Mr. Blonde · 01-02-2006, 02:50 AM

bump.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-03-2006, 11:01 AM

haha i didn't even see this

theMerciless1 · 01-03-2006, 11:11 AM

i thought this was gonna be a member contribution thread.

Mr. Blonde · 01-03-2006, 11:21 AM

It's supposed to be.

theMerciless1 · 01-03-2006, 11:50 AM

i'll make a contribution later...

Ugly Bastard · 01-03-2006, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

haha i didn't even see this

Me either.

11-30-2004, 01:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	ahahahahahahahaah This is a good idea. If I can come up with the time and motivation to write a hilarious sex story, I will do it.
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01-02-2006, 02:50 AM	#4 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	bump.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-03-2006, 11:01 AM	#5 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	haha i didn't even see this
	#YOLO

01-03-2006, 11:11 AM	#6 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	i thought this was gonna be a member contribution thread.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

01-03-2006, 11:21 AM	#7 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	It's supposed to be.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-30-2004, 03:47 AM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Have you guys ever read sex stories? I just found this page via collegehumor full of purely Thanksgiving sex stories. That's really irrelevent. What is relevent is the fact that they're absolutely hilarious. The people writing them try to be so seductive...but (and I may be alone here) I can't stop laughing at them. I just can't take phrases like "basted her cunt" and "drenched in each other's hot juices" seriously. Even something as simple as "he put his fingers in my butt" send me into a laughing fit. Enough with the beating around the bush. None of this is postworthy until you realize that this site allows you to submit your own sex story. I don't know about you, but when I see a site already full of comedic sex stories with serious intent...and a "submit your own story" feature...I can't help but imagine that there's some serious potential there. I'm guessing they screen the stories...but obviously not too well (seeing how one of the stories is 4 sentences long and basically says, "My mom's hot friends gave me a blowjob.") I see nothing wrong with having an non-sanctioned contest to see who can get the funniest story posted on the site. Hell, if there's enough of a response, it may even get sanctioned. Ya never know. Either way, God knows that my submission is going to be crafted sooner rather than later. Won't you be my huckleberry?

01-03-2006, 11:50 AM	#8 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	i'll make a contribution later...
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins