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Everyone knows by now that you have your traditional oreo, and your double stuff oreo. Usually when you relate these to people, your traditional oreo is when a black person and a white person perform intercourse and produce a kid, but how do you relate a double stuff oreo to people? Well I have come up with a theory of my own to relate the double stuff oreo with human beings.
The way to make a double stuff oreo is to take an already traditional oreo (human being that comes from a white and a black backround) and make them perform intercourse with another white person, thus leaving you with two white people and one black person in the genetics of the child. This would make a double stuff oreo. My friend and i were pondering this in fourth period today and there are a lot more kinds of oreos then just these two. They have double delight, all chocolate, christmas oreos, white coated chocolate oreos and many more. How would you relate these types to human beings? |
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Before I begin to reply, I would like to say that this is a great post. The potential is endless. Thank you for this contribution, Rudy. It is truly appreciated.
Now, I'll tackle the problem of relating the fancy Peanut Butter Oreos to human beings. Actually, it really is not of a problem at all...it's quite simple. the Peanut Butter Oreo would be a child that is the product of fucking that occurred between a person of Hispanic origins and a person with African origins. I took care of one of the simpler oreos...but it's better than nothing. |
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I will tackle the problem of the infamous Easter Oreo.
You'll need a black person, and a green person for this. Black person, piece of cake. However, the green person..... The green person would be obtained by mixing a Blue Person with a Yellow Person. Yellow person would be a Chinese (they are often slangly called "Yellow"). The blue, you could turn to someone who lives in the arctic, as their skin is perpetually blue. So the aforementioned blue person (Arctic) and yellow person (Chinese) have a child who would be green. The green child fucks the brains out of a nigger. Thus, your Easter Oreo. -Ugly Bastard |
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There's the orange halloween ones...I'd say the thing closest to orange would be a pacific islander type of person. Mix that with a black person. There you go..
Not a very good one though. if someone else could possible come up with a better one that would be great. |
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I have another one for the red colored filling. If you really want to make the filling red you just have a black guy fuck an Indian while she is on the rag, this would give you the brightest color of red that you will ever see. sick, maybe, but i think it would work.
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If you guys think that is gross. You obviously haven't visited http://www.dirty-proverbs.com/prov.php?show=all
-Ugly Bastard [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited November 20, 2002).] |
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If you haven't tasted the double delight oreo, then you are a deprived child because in my opinion its quite possibly the greatest thing my taste buds have ever salivated. Anyways the double delight oreo has the normal ouside nigger i mean african american cookie portion but it is blessed with a half mint, half white filling. My question is how and the fuck could you relate that one?
I have put a lot of thought to this and I was thinking that you would take your original oreo human, and they would have sex with a white person that just got their legs blown off in world war II. Having their legs chopped off would most likely turn them green because of the pain and agony you they are suffering, also it is only half of a person, leaving you with a half white and half green oreo. |
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