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theMerciless1 · 08-18-2005, 01:06 PM

my career search has led me to a very holy place. a place that may require your prayers/ meditation to aid my achievement. it is a humanitarian position, one that provides passive protection to millions of people each day.

this place is the Anheuser-Busch Brewery in newark, nj.

the position is QUALITY ASURANCE TECHNICIAN. yes, a beer tester.

i'll pause to let that settle in...
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i go to HR tomorrow to take a 4 hour screening test.
wish me luck and remember me in my time of need, for i shall remember you all in my most trying moment.

MAGICLIT · 08-18-2005, 01:09 PM

My prayers are with you, When and if you do get the position, you should refer Wayne, that would be his life-long dream. Godspeed.

bloodyfart · 08-18-2005, 01:11 PM

and the noble peace prize goes to.....

Deadly Crescent Kick · 08-18-2005, 01:30 PM

no shit?!?!

i need to see if there is a grey goose manufacturer in my area.

bloodyfart · 08-18-2005, 02:05 PM

wayne would be good for shlitz malt liquor taster.

Mars Man · 08-18-2005, 04:56 PM

Give'em Hell, Zev!

Just got started on my new job today...

[ August 18, 2005, 02:58 PM: Message edited by: Mars Man ]

malice · 08-18-2005, 05:08 PM

Dont tell them about your homosexual tendencies, alcohol abuse, or obsession with beastality and you should be ok.

Good luck

08-18-2005, 05:46 PM

Are you really a beer tester? Or are you going to do other QFD stuff?

Edit: The real question is are you going to be tasting the beers, or performing more analytical evaluations?

[ August 18, 2005, 03:48 PM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]

theMerciless1 · 08-18-2005, 06:28 PM

its actually a variety of lab tests and reports i'll be running on bulk batches, but still...

mars are you like DEA or something now??

Carnivorous Flavor · 08-19-2005, 01:37 AM

BUD..the king of Beers!

are you talking of the plant visible from the thruway??? Its inspirational to see 10,000 kegs stacked up...it lets me know im still needed.

MAGICLIT · 08-19-2005, 12:45 PM

Well tomorrow is today, anticipation mounts.........

bloodyfart · 08-19-2005, 01:01 PM

it now wanes

08-18-2005, 01:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	my career search has led me to a very holy place. a place that may require your prayers/ meditation to aid my achievement. it is a humanitarian position, one that provides passive protection to millions of people each day. this place is the Anheuser-Busch Brewery in newark, nj. the position is QUALITY ASURANCE TECHNICIAN. yes, a beer tester. i'll pause to let that settle in... ... ... ... ... ... ... i go to HR tomorrow to take a 4 hour screening test. wish me luck and remember me in my time of need, for i shall remember you all in my most trying moment.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

08-18-2005, 01:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	My prayers are with you, When and if you do get the position, you should refer Wayne, that would be his life-long dream. Godspeed.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

08-18-2005, 01:11 PM	#3 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	and the noble peace prize goes to.....
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

08-18-2005, 01:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	no shit?!?! i need to see if there is a grey goose manufacturer in my area.
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

08-18-2005, 02:05 PM	#5 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	wayne would be good for shlitz malt liquor taster.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

08-18-2005, 04:56 PM	#6 (permalink)
Mars Man Part dork, part bald Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Brazil Posts: 291 Internets: 10	Give'em Hell, Zev! Just got started on my new job today... [ August 18, 2005, 02:58 PM: Message edited by: Mars Man ]

08-18-2005, 05:08 PM	#7 (permalink)
malice Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bustleton Ave. Philadelphia, PA. Posts: 648 Internets: 10	Dont tell them about your homosexual tendencies, alcohol abuse, or obsession with beastality and you should be ok. Good luck

08-18-2005, 05:46 PM	#8 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Are you really a beer tester? Or are you going to do other QFD stuff? Edit: The real question is are you going to be tasting the beers, or performing more analytical evaluations? [ August 18, 2005, 03:48 PM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

08-18-2005, 06:28 PM	#9 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	its actually a variety of lab tests and reports i'll be running on bulk batches, but still... mars are you like DEA or something now??
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

08-19-2005, 01:37 AM	#10 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	BUD..the king of Beers! are you talking of the plant visible from the thruway??? Its inspirational to see 10,000 kegs stacked up...it lets me know im still needed.
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

08-19-2005, 12:45 PM	#11 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Well tomorrow is today, anticipation mounts.........
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

08-19-2005, 01:01 PM	#12 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	it now wanes
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>