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Repugnant Abomination · 01-07-2006, 09:01 PM

Let's be honest guys, we all do it. Some of us more publicly then others. But what's your personal policy? I am all about picking my nose, I find the act liberating. Too long has society made it taboo. Too long has my nose ached to be touched.

Occasionaly you'll see a guy do the sorta half pick, half scratch move where he tests the boundaries. He'll be talking with people kinda half ass stick the tip of his thumb into his nose, itch/pick and then pull quickly away. It seems you can get away with this without much negative repercussion.

I bring all this up because I just had a fabulous nose picking session. My nasal cavity is much clearer, I'm breathing easier and satisfied every itch. To hell with what society says!!

01-07-2006, 09:21 PM

MMMMMMMmmmmmmmMMMMmmmmmm this is a tasty booger.

malice · 01-07-2006, 09:21 PM

You're such a fag, I swear I was going to make a thread about how I am pro nose picking about a week ago but never got around to it.

Yes I dig for gold daily, when there is a dry bugger waiting to be released I set it free. I will sometimes try to blow it but it doesnt always work and other times I am just too lazy to go get a tissue.

Oh and when a buger is to far up to reach I have a trick to make myself sneeze. I take my finger and stick it in my nose with the nail side toward the center (in between the nostrals, but must be pretty far up) then I scratch the wall with my nail and out comes a sneeze.

Orgazmo · 01-07-2006, 09:33 PM

Not 30 seconds before discovering this thread, I had started my daily nose picking session. It normally lasts about 2 minutes and leaves with a very, very clean nasal cavity. Lately, I've been using the pages from my one-a-day calendar as disposal...but now since I'm about out of pages, I'll have to move on to kleenex or something I guess.

Ugly Bastard · 01-07-2006, 11:53 PM

Too good to wipe it under your desk?

Orgazmo · 01-08-2006, 02:09 AM

Yes...but definitely not too good to wipe it under someone else's desk.

Mr. Blonde · 01-08-2006, 02:44 AM

Wait, how are you just NOW about out of one a day calendars? It's like January 9th.

Niger Angelus · 01-08-2006, 03:21 AM

I pick, I pick when I feel I need to pick. There is nothing like a good pick and flick.

Ugly Bastard · 01-08-2006, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

Wait, how are you just NOW about out of one a day calendars? It's like January 9th.

Think, Blonde... Think! You're close... keep thinking... keeeeepp thinnkkinggg.

Orgazmo · 01-08-2006, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

Wait, how are you just NOW about out of one a day calendars? It's like January 9th.

I pick once a day on average; however, I wasn't here for about 2 weeks during Christmas break. During this time I wasn't using the calendar for my booger disposal. The calendar's use to me is really only for my boogers. It could just be 365 sheets of kleenex...it would have the same value.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-08-2006, 04:56 PM

In public or around other people, and an annoying booger is bothering me, I use the Grab, Stop, and Drop method.

The Grab: First my hand snaps to my nose and I quickly rub the bottom of my nose and grab a boogie with one coordinated movement. I'm trained with lightning speed, if you were staring right at me you could miss this step if you blinked your eyes.

The Stop: With booger in hand I casually let my hand drop to my lap as if there is nothing in it. I take a moment to survey my surroundings, using keen sweep of my peripheral vision. When I'm sure there is not even a remote possibility that someone has their attention directed at me I proceed with the next step.

The Drop: This step is quite self-explanatory.

All this happens in a matter of seconds.

Repugnant Abomination · 01-09-2006, 02:22 AM

Thank you for that informative breakdown.

01-07-2006, 09:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	Picking your nose Let's be honest guys, we all do it. Some of us more publicly then others. But what's your personal policy? I am all about picking my nose, I find the act liberating. Too long has society made it taboo. Too long has my nose ached to be touched. Occasionaly you'll see a guy do the sorta half pick, half scratch move where he tests the boundaries. He'll be talking with people kinda half ass stick the tip of his thumb into his nose, itch/pick and then pull quickly away. It seems you can get away with this without much negative repercussion. I bring all this up because I just had a fabulous nose picking session. My nasal cavity is much clearer, I'm breathing easier and satisfied every itch. To hell with what society says!!

01-07-2006, 09:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	MMMMMMMmmmmmmmMMMMmmmmmm this is a tasty booger.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

01-08-2006, 02:44 AM	#7 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Wait, how are you just NOW about out of one a day calendars? It's like January 9th.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-08-2006, 03:21 AM	#8 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I pick, I pick when I feel I need to pick. There is nothing like a good pick and flick.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

01-08-2006, 04:56 PM	#11 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	In public or around other people, and an annoying booger is bothering me, I use the Grab, Stop, and Drop method. The Grab: First my hand snaps to my nose and I quickly rub the bottom of my nose and grab a boogie with one coordinated movement. I'm trained with lightning speed, if you were staring right at me you could miss this step if you blinked your eyes. The Stop: With booger in hand I casually let my hand drop to my lap as if there is nothing in it. I take a moment to survey my surroundings, using keen sweep of my peripheral vision. When I'm sure there is not even a remote possibility that someone has their attention directed at me I proceed with the next step. The Drop: This step is quite self-explanatory. All this happens in a matter of seconds.
	#YOLO

01-07-2006, 09:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
malice Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bustleton Ave. Philadelphia, PA. Posts: 648 Internets: 10	You're such a fag, I swear I was going to make a thread about how I am pro nose picking about a week ago but never got around to it. Yes I dig for gold daily, when there is a dry bugger waiting to be released I set it free. I will sometimes try to blow it but it doesnt always work and other times I am just too lazy to go get a tissue. Oh and when a buger is to far up to reach I have a trick to make myself sneeze. I take my finger and stick it in my nose with the nail side toward the center (in between the nostrals, but must be pretty far up) then I scratch the wall with my nail and out comes a sneeze.

01-07-2006, 09:33 PM	#4 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Not 30 seconds before discovering this thread, I had started my daily nose picking session. It normally lasts about 2 minutes and leaves with a very, very clean nasal cavity. Lately, I've been using the pages from my one-a-day calendar as disposal...but now since I'm about out of pages, I'll have to move on to kleenex or something I guess.

01-07-2006, 11:53 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Too good to wipe it under your desk?

01-08-2006, 02:09 AM	#6 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Yes...but definitely not too good to wipe it under someone else's desk.

01-09-2006, 02:22 AM	#12 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	Thank you for that informative breakdown.

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